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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Powershift posted:

I just had an awesome idea.

An old V8 van with a big weiand blower, and just cut out whatever you need to cut out to make it fit.



A big whining gently caress-off blower sticking out of the hood is cool
A big whining gently caress-off blower sticking out of the dash is cooler.

Ok but have you heard of a poster by the name of Fuzzkill, cause the Corolla may not have had a cabin-mount supercharger, but the intake was plumbed through the firewall into the passenger footwell which has most of the effect.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Extra posted:

Considering safety regulations and emissions crap I would think it would be pretty hard to fit a 130hp engine in a sub 2500lb car.

Mazda 2 - 2306lb/100hp
Mirage - 2000lb/74hp
Spark - 2269/84 hp

The future hand me downs are looking pretty meh.

Ford has that 125hp 1.0 ecoboost which in the fiesta makes it the second most fuel efficient gasoline car in the USand the current ka is 1920lbs. They could easily make a 50mpg hot Ka

the 1.0 ecoboost is roughly the size of a computer case, there's pretty much nothing it wouldn't fit in.

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Yeah that would be a pretty neat car if it sees the United States. Reminds me of the 1.3L 4EFTE (133hp) Toyota threw in the Starlet poverty spec hatchback (1958 lbs) for the "GT Turbo" version. Which the United States obviously also never saw.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I don't understand why mitsubishi doesn't do poo poo like this. They have no up-market brand to protect. no toes to step on up-range, and yet for $13,000, all they can poo poo out is a 74hp shitbox.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Having owned a fullsize van I would never, ever bother with that. gently caress that, off to the scrapyard it went.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Extra posted:

Considering safety regulations and emissions crap I would think it would be pretty hard to fit a 130hp engine in a sub 2500lb car.

Mirage - 2000lb/74hp
Spark - 2269/84hp
Mazda 2 - 2306lb/100hp
Accent - 2489/138hp
Fiesta - 2578/120hp

The future hand me downs are looking pretty meh. Creative options like some dude in this region who swapped a 2L Elanta engine into his ~2000 accent may be the way to go.

The Mazda only has 100hp because it is an old, cheap simple lump. With DI, a turbo, or even a little engineering could turn 1.5l interesting fairly quickly.
(Also, hilarious to drive if you don't care about straight line)

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I can eat my words a bit considering the 2011+ Kia Rio and Hyundai Accent both hit the 2500 or lower and 130 or higher mark.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Extra posted:

Yeah that would be a pretty neat car if it sees the United States. Reminds me of the 1.3L 4EFTE (133hp) Toyota threw in the Starlet poverty spec hatchback (1958 lbs) for the "GT Turbo" version. Which the United States obviously also never saw.

Unless you imported one and plopped it in your Tercel. Which I wanted to do in high school.

Oh 17 y/o me :allears:

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
It's only like $1000 for a trans/ecu/motor, $350 for a plug and play harness, and about $300 for the 4EFTE timing kit. Buy a tercel with a shot motor for $600-1000 and go to town.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Extra posted:

I can eat my words a bit considering the 2011+ Kia Rio and Hyundai Accent both hit the 2500 or lower and 130 or higher mark.

That's a good find. Both come with 6 speeds too. :sun:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Extra posted:

It's only like $1000 for a trans/ecu/motor, $350 for a plug and play harness, and about $300 for the 4EFTE timing kit. Buy a tercel with a shot motor for $600-1000 and go to town.

That's actually a good idea, but would end up costing more than that I'm sure, and you'd still have a Tercel.

When I was in japan I pined for the Starlet GT turbo and Corolla FXGT hatch, they were plentiful over there but at the time I couldn't afford one. When I got back to the states I found out the FXGT sold briefly but every single one I ever ran across for sale (which wasn't many) was an automatic. What the gently caress is wrong with the US :(

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
This was a great day.


That is all, carry on.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
I've had this keyboard that I've been meaning to clean for months. I finally got around to cleaning it. I don't know why this wouldn't take me awhile but taking off all of the caps was a pain in the rear end. Putting all of the keycaps back on took a lot longer than expected too. I thought I knew how a keyboard looked but I still had to cheat and look most keys up.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Rhyno posted:

This was a great day.


That is all, carry on.

:pervert:?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Hah, I never noticed that his eyebrows actually stay in place and the rest of him moves.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Memento posted:

Hah, I never noticed that his eyebrows actually stay in place and the rest of him moves.

Hah, never noticed that until you just said it.

Also my well pump broke today and so I have no water. Its also snowing and I have at least 6 hours of snow removal that has to be done tomorrow since its snowing like crazy right now and people have to get to work. Cant wait to deal with all that poo poo tomorrow :(

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

SperginMcBadposter posted:

I went looking to see what the price of my car was new, and found this goofy article that talks about it like it was hot poo poo. :v: http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/coupes/112_9708_1997_ford_escort_zx2/viewall.html
I don't think there's anything sporty available new today for 13k. The base model fiesta is close at 14.8k, but it's slightly heavier with a little less power. Car manufacturers bring back poverty spec sporty cars thanks in advance.

The ZX2 was a big deal when it was new. It was Ford sticking it to Honda. They even had a few factory-freak versions with handling and power goodies.

It's still a good chassis, I see lots of them out road racing.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Not usually a reddit linker, but... http://www.reddit.com/r/drivermacgyver

This is an active, real thing. A lot of it is tongue-in-cheek, but I have this weird feeling that most of it isn't.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Geirskogul posted:

Not usually a reddit linker, but... http://www.reddit.com/r/drivermacgyver

This is an active, real thing. A lot of it is tongue-in-cheek, but I have this weird feeling that most of it isn't.

Jesus loving christ.





op posted:

guy drove this Lexus es300 to the shop. his complaint was not a fuel concern. car smelled like raw fuel inside really bad. looked in back seat and noticed the seat bottom cushion was popped up. under the seat, I found the stock fuel sender pulled up out of fuel tank and laying in floor. the sender had a rubber hose clamped to it that ran into the trunk. inside the trunk I find a 3 gallon bucket being used as a fuel tank. bucket was not secured to car in any way nor did the lid fit. the hose and wires ran inside of the bucket where I found a fuel pump

Comments posted:

He turned his Lexus into a Pinto.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Seat Safety Switch posted:

The ZX2 was a big deal when it was new. It was Ford sticking it to Honda. They even had a few factory-freak versions with handling and power goodies.

It's still a good chassis, I see lots of them out road racing.

Maybe I've been listening to viggen too much then. He seems to hate them.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The ZX2 is a Mazda BG chassis car which is one of the best FWD chassis ever made imo. It's just too bad they decided to put a Ford motor in it instead of the Mazda BP which was in the previous Escort GT's.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ONrr5_BWbo

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
God i've got stabbing pain in my liver and I can hardly breathe. My body constantly tells me that my lifestyle is unsustainabpe and what do I do? I burn the crops into the ground and till the now barren soil praying for rain, and once the very earth of y foundation no longer supports fertile life on the surface I elect to dig. Dig and stripmine down to the bedrock of the soul, harvest every last scrap of value from my life. Fill the hole in with toxic mine tailings and rake a layer of dirt over in hopes to pass it off as normal to the casual eye

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

God i've got stabbing pain in my liver and I can hardly breathe. My body constantly tells me that my lifestyle is unsustainabpe and what do I do? I burn the crops into the ground and till the now barren soil praying for rain, and once the very earth of y foundation no longer supports fertile life on the surface I elect to dig. Dig and stripmine down to the bedrock of the soul, harvest every last scrap of value from my life. Fill the hole in with toxic mine tailings and rake a layer of dirt over in hopes to pass it off as normal to the casual eye

Or just buy the biturbo. Its the recovery plan we can all enjoy.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I need the biturbo because its the only tjimg that hurts almost as bad as being without her

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The Biturbo will fill the void and all will be right again.


Has anyone ever played the Initial D import game on PS2? I'm seriously think of modding my PS2 just so I can play it. If it's really good I'd consider buying a Japanese PS2. What the gently caress is wrong with me.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

leica posted:

The Biturbo will fill the void and all will be right again.


Has anyone ever played the Initial D import game on PS2? I'm seriously think of modding my PS2 just so I can play it. If it's really good I'd consider buying a Japanese PS2. What the gently caress is wrong with me.

If you have a reasonably powerful pc you can most likely emulate it with a Japanese bios and play it that way

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


Powershift posted:

I just had an awesome idea.

An old V8 van with a big weiand blower, and just cut out whatever you need to cut out to make it fit.



A big whining gently caress-off blower sticking out of the hood is cool
A big whining gently caress-off blower sticking out of the dash is cooler.

I once saw a VW Type 2 in a Fairbanks junkyard with a big block Chevy behind the front seats. Vans are used to having blowers and/or whining in the backseat anyway, right? Heck, get a long wheelbase model and couple two engines together!

Bonus points for a sign on the dash limiting hair length to keep it from being sucked into the blower.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
slobabobajob atimtam aginjam abloobloo

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Feb 9, 2015

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008

leica posted:

The Biturbo will fill the void and all will be right again.


Has anyone ever played the Initial D import game on PS2? I'm seriously think of modding my PS2 just so I can play it. If it's really good I'd consider buying a Japanese PS2. What the gently caress is wrong with me.

If you have a PS3, this game is region free:

http://www.amazon.com/INITIAL-EXTRE...itial+d+extreme

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh
A Monteverdi Sahara showed up on BAT today, I'd be the coolest kid in the IH club.

http://bringatrailer.com/2015/02/08/swiss-international-1980-monteverdi-sahara/

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Fo3 posted:

slobabobajob atimtam aginjam abloobloo

How did you guess my porn name?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
What a loving awful weekend:

It was Guard weekend, so I had to go play Air National Guard for the weekend.

On the way down: I got pulled over for doing 90 in a 70 (my speedometer claims 80), which makes me a 'Superspeeder'
Once I got to the base: They changed my usual hotel, so I couldn't find it, finally at 3:00AM I gave up and just bought a room for the night.
I forgot my flightline badge, which pissed off my supervisor
And once it was all over, I got pulled over for running a stop sign (I stopped, looked both ways, but the cop says I didn't pause long enoough)
And while I was driving home, some guys towed RV started fishtailing in front of me, and then as I swerved to avoid he slammed into the concrete center barrier. Just barely missed me.

gently caress this weekend.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Well pump started working again just now when I turned it back on. Dont know why it quit yet but :woop:

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

leica posted:

The ZX2 is a Mazda BG chassis car which is one of the best FWD chassis ever made imo. It's just too bad they decided to put a Ford motor in it instead of the Mazda BP which was in the previous Escort GT's.

I know right? a FWD BP with the higher compression and VVT that the later Miata BP got would have rocked that platform. Instead we got the boring Z5 in the Protege and the ~meh~ Zetec in the Escorts.
e: When did DX nerf their laser section? They don't seem to sell anything more powerful than 5mW now. Too many angry newly-blind customers (who didn't purchase a pair of laser safety glasses to go with their half-watt death lazer) I guess?

Turbo Fondant fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Feb 9, 2015

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Too many assholes shining them at airplanes landing probably

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

blk posted:

Taxes are confusing as hell. My wife and I grossed about 15k more in 2014 than 2013. In 2013 we got $1k back. This year we owe $5k. That difference is almost half the gross change. I ran through both Taxact and TurboTax to make sure it wasn't missing anything. WTF?

That 15K bumped you up to another tax bracket. You need deductions, man.

We are looking at the same prospect this year. We made 20K more this year than last and we're going to have the same deductions (mortgage interest, minimal amount of childcare, etc). I am NOT looking forward to meeting with our accountant.

PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007

~ the ultimate driving machine ~
Ive never owned a truck, and now I am looking at a 4 banger 96 ranger with a 5 speed. This fuckin craigslist app is going to get me divorced.

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot

PaintVagrant posted:

Ive never owned a truck, and now I am looking at a 4 banger 96 ranger with a 5 speed. This fuckin craigslist app is going to get me divorced.

But its so god drat reliable. What app are you using?

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Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
I had a 2004 ranger once, because we don't have chev or f series trucks in Australia. If I was in the USA I'd really want a c10 instead though.

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