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Holy poo poo for the lady who wants somebody that makes 60k but barely make any money herself. She is pretty much the kind of parasite nobody need in their life.
Bleusilences fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Feb 9, 2015 |
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it's really cool how the internet has allowed ugly/incredibly average looking women to feel like anyone gives a gently caress about them for the first time in their lives
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:21 |
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Vorik posted:it's really cool how the internet has allowed ugly/incredibly average looking women to feel like anyone gives a gently caress about them for the first time in their lives There are plenty of guys with the male equivalent profiles, basically 3 paragraphs of bashing women, bitches, Nice Guy talk, "don't contact me if (insanely long laundry list ranting about things their rear end in a top hat ex did or insane physical specifications of their dream waifu), etc. The internet has given these people access to each other, which is good because they are the only ones who could tolerate each other. Actually no it's bad because now these people can find each other and breed
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:28 |
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hi, i'm known for my sarcastic sense of humor
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:32 |
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i like having fun and i love to laugh!!!
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:34 |
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I have seen several women who described themselves as bisexual, but waited until the last line of their profile to say that they weren't into cis dudes. How do you not put something like that front and center?
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:36 |
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I used to have an account with access to the community moderation features. Like every time something got reported it would go into this feed and people would vote on what actions should be taken. Nothing on the internet will ever be that entertaining again.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:39 |
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hi, im here wheres macky jk
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:40 |
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:hi, im here
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:42 |
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I like that the OKC people do seem to have a sense of humor about how messed up internet dating is and try to provide examples of how people act/react to profiles and messages and so on. I also like that it usually shows how shallow and sad people are, and users react by getting pissed at OKC instead of seeing how messed up they are about love and relationships.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:43 |
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Jimlit posted:I used to have an account with access to the community moderation features. Like every time something got reported it would go into this feed and people would vote on what actions should be taken. Nothing on the internet will ever be that entertaining again. I still have this access but they stopped letting us vote on chats a while ago It really was the best way to spend 10 minutes laughing my rear end off. When you shot a lot of guys down they revert to 12yo boys on Live just screaming every obscenity they can think of, it really was the most hilariously sad thing I've ever seen.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:45 |
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Vorik posted:it's really cool how the internet has allowed ugly/incredibly average looking women to feel like anyone gives a gently caress about them for the first time in their lives There are some hot girls on okcupid too but they usually have a lot of other problems which leads them to needing okcupid in the first place so just being too hot is already a red flag.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:50 |
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my 6 fav things: 1)hiking 2)hiking 3)coffee 4)bespoke kitty treats 5)hiking 6)paris
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:51 |
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InFlames235 posted:There are some hot girls on okcupid too but they usually have a lot of other problems which leads them to needing okcupid in the first place so just being too hot is already a red flag. everybody listen to this man, hes been through it
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 18:52 |
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I went on a date w/ a girl from OKC last week. She was very cute and we enjoyed each other's jokes but after the first date she said she didn't feel a spark which means I'm probably ugly but still she was nice and up-front and I told her she was great and wished her luck and probably the saddest thing is that a normal unsuccessful date is something to be cherished these days.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:03 |
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post your feet dude, we'll tell you if you're hot or not
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:06 |
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Christ, I survived a relationship with a girl I met on okc, I still have all my limbs and quite a bit of my sanity intact. Go for it, No, dont.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:06 |
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I like to cover all the bases so I always put down that I like staying in some nights but I'm also agreeable to go out someplace if the mood strikes.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:07 |
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:I went on a date w/ a girl from OKC last week. She was very cute and we enjoyed each other's jokes but after the first date she said she didn't feel a spark which means I'm probably ugly but still she was nice and up-front and I told her she was great and wished her luck and probably the saddest thing is that a normal unsuccessful date is something to be cherished these days. Hey at least ur a normal dude who took it in stride and r just moving on. Good job bro.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:13 |
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someday you'll be mine, underemployed horse-lady
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:14 |
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InFlames235 posted:Hey at least ur a normal dude who took it in stride and r just moving on. Good job bro. I occasionally manage that. I do like that sharing bad first-date stories is now a first-date thing thanks to online dating. She was telling me one guy asked her out for a Saturday night then messaged her Saturday afternoon asking if she could bring some friends because he and his friends had been day-drinking. I was like drat, that's alpha.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:28 |
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Also lol if you're not aiming for 40ish divorced women cause as someone else said most everyone else on their is in their 20s and probably mental in some way.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:32 |
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I guess "pos my neg hole" is old and busted these days eh?
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:34 |
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I'm the single mom with a son that's my life and has no time for games or drama
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:39 |
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You could say that I have considered the whole of human condition and I know what I want.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 19:48 |
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:I'm the single mom with a son that's my life and has no time for games or drama It's funny how the women I've dated on okcupid who said this actually loved games and drama more than anyone else I've dated who never brought that up.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 20:59 |
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InFlames235 posted:It's funny how the women I've dated on okcupid who said this actually loved games and drama more than anyone else I've dated who never brought that up. thats just dames in general
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:00 |
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yeah basically all their "dealbreakers" are just their own flaws they're self-conscious of canNOT fart in bed! *concerned about self flatulance*
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:14 |
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I was drunk on okc once and messaged a sad looking 38 year old lady. I figured it'd be a slump buster if you will. Her first message was "I have a colostomy bag just so you know" I can deal with sassy fat girls that put up pictures from 60lbs ago but not poop bags.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:25 |
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please provide link to the woman in the op, she sounds lik emy type
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:32 |
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Who the gently caress vilifies blue whales?
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:41 |
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Libelous Slander posted:yeah basically all their "dealbreakers" are just their own flaws they're self-conscious of Like how insanely jealous people also happen to often be cheaters themselves. The Cubelodyte posted:Who the gently caress vilifies blue whales? I guess you've never dated one.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:46 |
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ah yes. interesting quote:My self-summary
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:47 |
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*** Also, if you don't like my profile then just close it & move on to another person's profile. Anyone who messages me anything negative about my profile or me will be reported. I do not tolerate internet harassment in any form no matter how 'constructive' (aka passive aggressive) it may seem. Thanks *** Haha. That's a good one.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:50 |
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Bleusilences posted:Holy poo poo for the lady who wants somebody that makes 60k but barely make any money herself. She is pretty much the kind of parasite nobody need in their life. and yet some 60k/year incel will find his true love
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:50 |
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mods i am formally requesting permission for pictures I actually don't even mind the whole "RULES FOR CONTACTING ME" stuff because I can only imagine what it's like being a girl on these sites. My favorite part is that, without fail, you read about how they are fighting social issues and stuff, but they want a stable MAN with a good job and salary while they work through "their issues" and "find a place for themselves" in the world (aka broke and poo poo job or unemployed) what I'm saying is Bill Burr is right
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:51 |
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maybe mspaint the pictures.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:54 |
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gonna read all these words in this thread
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:55 |
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I went on a couple of dates w/ girls in the medical field a few months ago- 2 Doctors (I think one in residency technically) and a therapist. They always seemed to show up to a first date really tired and right after work, which seems kinda self-sabotaging but oh well what do I know?
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:55 |
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me: Fat Poor Spinning my wheels you: Fit Wealthy Has poo poo together, plan for future Oh, so women aren't allowed to have standards? *Expands like a pufferfish to deter predators*
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