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Do you gently caress on first date: Yes - winner No - pass
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:47 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:32 |
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ladies ladies where are you going??
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:51 |
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please validate my existence with sex dont run haha ill find you
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:52 |
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Literal Carehaver posted:please validate my existence with sex dont run haha ill find you
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:52 |
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love hiking Love adventures Love neil gaiman Love stephen fry Message me if you want to!
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:54 |
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toggle posted:love hiking Nothing wrong with Stephen Fry. Or Neil Gaiman, really, other than the fact that I mentally add 50 pounds to anyone who claims to be a huge fan.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:56 |
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Bert Fegg posted:I did try a little experiment recently for a couple of months - I went radically honest in my profile. Talked about enjoying video games, MST3K, SF, etc etc and just generally acknowledged a lot more of reality than is a good idea. Results were about what you'd expect. Messages from ugly grannies didn't drop off much, but the primo results went into a radical dive. To be fair, labeling yourself as a manchild is never going to be a selling point for a guy, but it's not offset by demonstrating that you're a competent adult as well. I could reliably rep myself as a doctor to anyone who doesn't work in medicine already and it's vaguely tempting to lift the cover and hit that big old red switch. Then when they find out the truth blame them for being shallow. The truth is I'm a 6'3" white guy who can read a book, isn't fat, and isn't a weener boy BUT the issue is that I expect the girl to put as much into A RELATIONSHIP as I do and if you say that so that she understands what you're saying oh baby look at them run. Of course there's lots of girls out there that can do that but those girls don't have issues finding and keeping a decent guy around and many of them have social skills / are willing to drink / don't have profound sexual hangups and those sorts of combos exempt them from the internet. What I'm saying is I'm a real great guy and a piece of poo poo. Waltzing Along posted:Do you gently caress on first date: If they say No and they say Catholic it actually means Yes. If they say No and they're a librarian they drat well mean it. Pon de Bundy posted:i like 2 message slightly older muslim and hindu girls because if they arent married by then, there is definitelyyyyyyyyyy something wrong with them. Crushingly introverted second generation Asian girls working nonsocial jobs ~~~ raton fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Feb 10, 2015 |
# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:59 |
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argh there's a bug on my screen
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 06:09 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Nothing wrong with Stephen Fry. Or Neil Gaiman, really, other than the fact that I mentally add 50 pounds to anyone who claims to be a huge fan. the keyword here is huge
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 06:12 |
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my soft tittied, cellulite riddled okc valentine
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 06:29 |
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okcupid is e z but its gotten boring, i want the Old Ways back.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 06:41 |
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Bert Fegg posted:I did try a little experiment recently for a couple of months - I went radically honest in my profile. Talked about enjoying video games, MST3K, SF, etc etc and just generally acknowledged a lot more of reality than is a good idea. Results were about what you'd expect. Messages from ugly grannies didn't drop off much, but the primo results went into a radical dive. To be fair, labeling yourself as a manchild is never going to be a selling point for a guy, but it's not offset by demonstrating that you're a competent adult as well. my profile was just me listing off every thing i (nd my ex) hated about myself. it turns out that horny young alt girls don't actually read the profiles!
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:12 |
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Pon de Bundy posted:okcupid is e z but its gotten boring, i want the Old Ways back. whatever you say Hussein Bin Laid
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:18 |
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I'm the basic bitch that doesn't have a movie or band in her favorites list from before 2011 but has "I just don't believe any one person can sum themselves up with a paragraph!" in their summary. Like I never used to see that poo poo but there's some iteration in like 50% of the profiles I saw. It's definitely a generational thing too because it only seems to be on ladies profiles under 25 and I never met someone that was so far up their own rear end they Couldn't Possibly describe themselves in a few sentences.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 08:41 |
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I'm also the even basicer bitch that works as a secretary downtown for some dude that just wants to nail her stupid rear end that never graduated college and makes 24K a year but insists she has a "plan" and mentions you needing to have one too some 4 times throughout her bible of a profile.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 08:44 |
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you sound pretty lonely, dude
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 09:03 |
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Six things i could never do without: Oxygen Food Water Air Clothes I dunno Most private thing I'm willing to admit: Nothing lol
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 09:04 |
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Fonzarelli posted:Six things i could never do without: iphone
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 09:04 |
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The Doo Do Chasers posted:you sound pretty lonely, dude im really horny and high
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 09:07 |
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you should message me if: u want to
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 09:13 |
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The Doo Do Chasers posted:you sound pretty lonely, dude nah, it's easy to get jaded by getting matched with dregs
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 09:29 |
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Fonzarelli posted:
If I admit it it wouldn't be private
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 10:03 |
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Fonzarelli posted:Six things i could never do without: Hiking
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 10:03 |
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Fonzarelli posted:Six things i could never do without: Cool thing about okcupid: you can leave a section empty and it just doesn't show up on you profile. Terrible thing about okcupid: I dunno, hiking? You tell me.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 10:55 |
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The Twinkie Czar posted:Cool thing about okcupid: you can leave a section empty and it just doesn't show up on you profile. Terrible thing about okcupid: I dunno, hiking? You tell me. Having adventures.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 11:22 |
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I don't do online dating because it only occurs to me when I'm feeling my worst. There's no point signing up when I know my profile is basically going to say 'I am an awful, self-absorbed dude, who can't handle a real relationship, and has nothing to offer to a woman. Note that in almost all of my pictures I look drunk, and in the others I look hungover. This is literally everything there is to say about me as a person. pls respond.'
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:16 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I've never even seen a 99% match. 99% matches only exist if the person is on the other side of the country and hasn't logged in in the last year.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:59 |
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Okcupid is great in college towns. Sucks if you are in Bumblefuck, Nowhere.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:30 |
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A little bird told me that the woman in the OP has a blog. http://bitchybitchbitches.blogspot.com/
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:20 |
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whoa nelly
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:48 |
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Fonzarelli posted:
As your attorney I advise you that this is a perfectly sensible thing for you to do as a man, and there are no potential downsides at all.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:05 |
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Fonzarelli posted:
be that sperm donor
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:19 |
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Why would someone who hates women be on a dating site? That seems like something that would be more likely to bring them near women, rather than away from them.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:41 |
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Fonzarelli posted:deleted it because it was too depressing to exist, sorry guys tell her other message came up with an error and resend it or somethign. geeze
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:28 |
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thekgb posted:Why would someone who hates women be on a dating site? That seems like something that would be more likely to bring them near women, rather than away from them. from what i've gathered in this thread if you're on a dating site you have very little chance of talking to a woman
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:33 |
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The best is when white men messaged me, an obviously ethnic brown person, and the first thing in their questionnaire was "Would you prefer to be with someone of your own race?" "Yes" especially if there was an (almost always racist) reason written behind it. Yet these guys would message me anyway. Why I'd love to be called "one of the good ones" while watching your family uncomfortably clutch their purses tighter when I go over to meet them! Another time I messaged a guy who seemed to have similar interests and happened to be Asian. He sent a weirdly mean message insulting me, which was weird and gross but considering I was young/cute at the time and had other men to choose from on OKC I could care less and brushed it off. A couple of days later his face pops up on my list of matches and I click his profile again out of curiosity, only to see see "don't message me if you're a friend of the family or spic"
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:45 |
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Cuckoo posted:The best is when white men messaged me, an obviously ethnic brown person, and the first thing in their questionnaire was "Would you prefer to be with someone of your own race?" "Yes" especially if there was an (almost always racist) reason written behind it. Yet these guys would message me anyway. Why I'd love to be called "one of the good ones" while watching your family uncomfortably clutch their purses tighter when I go over to meet them! It's the classic minority self-loathing projected onto other minorities.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:48 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:tell her other message came up with an error and resend it or somethign. geeze this would be a good way to see how people revise their messages after the initial rush of hormones has worn off
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:49 |
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Cuckoo posted:The best is when white men messaged me, an obviously ethnic brown person, and the first thing in their questionnaire was "Would you prefer to be with someone of your own race?" "Yes" especially if there was an (almost always racist) reason written behind it. Yet these guys would message me anyway. Why I'd love to be called "one of the good ones" while watching your family uncomfortably clutch their purses tighter when I go over to meet them! I met my black girlfriend through okcupid and through her learned that there apparently there are a lot of dudes (and not just white ones) that fetishize black girls with one hand and hit all the "you're not like other black people" notes with the other
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:55 |
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Not a Children posted:I met my black girlfriend through okcupid and through her learned that there apparently there are a lot of dudes (and not just white ones) that fetishize black girls with one hand and hit all the "you're not like other black people" notes with the other if you're white and you are dating a black girl how long until you call her 'dark chocolate'? would u bring it up first or just go for it i probably wouldn't say it
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:08 |