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ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


SomeMathGuy posted:

Wait... did... did something bad just happen in Rex Morgan? :aaa:
If by "bad" you mean that Kelly's free car is slightly less than perfect, yeah.

But Stiletta's only related to Flattop by marriage... isn't she? :banjo:

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

Didn't Dustin just just say he spent everything he earned on Girl Scout cookies...and it turns out that's $40? Jesus Dustin I made more than that in one shift at CVS. The problem isn't the cookies, the problem is your job somehow sucks more than a minimum wage gig.

Bleeker

Dude that has dog piss all over it.

On the Fastrack

Comment sections are infinitely more interesting than the actual content of any webpage.

Safe Havens

It's the lack of sandpaper tongues.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Cholmondeley
Sep 28, 2006

New World Orderly
Nap Ghost

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Simian_Prime posted:

That face in the final panel is amazing.




She's looking right at us.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Mark Trail has caught my attention again, so I may as well catch us up on that as well (but just the highlights, not every strip).



2014-10-20 - The editor of a major nature and wildlife magazine finds out about an environmental protest from the news, and it seems like he wasn't even really paying attention.




2014-10-24 - It was already on the TV news, but I'm sure it'll still be relevant in six months or whenever it is you next publish an issue. Bill hires Mark a boat and sends him (and Cherry) on an all-expenses-paid vacation.




2014-11-11 - Mark encounters a shark on the way. But then it swims off and he gets back on the boat.




2014-11-21 - Then he saw an alligator and a bear, but the bear just ran away. All in all it was a pretty dull trip.




2014-11-27 - Finally Mark arrived at the Great Dismal Swamp and meets Mr Holland. We're off to a very slow start, but things are about to pick up, I promise. I'll continue tomorrow.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD


Oh, Kelly. :allears:

Ok fine, it's formaldehyde. At what concentration? How the hell did it get in the hearse in the first place? It's not like they spray that poo poo all over the inside of the car when they're loading a body (which, presumably, is in a casket anyway). If the concentration was high enough to cause damage, Kelly and Satan Child would be all weepy with runny eyes, and they wouldn't be able to breathe. In fact, due to formaldehyde's toxicity, do the even use the stuff in embalming anymore? Dr. Rex, dude, it's a MERCEDES! Just have the old lady rip out the interior, and have it replaced! And yeah, Kelly's face in the last panel is just perfect. Rex Morgan has really great artwork.

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


Oh good, Solange is back. I was afraid Brooke was being stupid, and had written her out.


I laughed so hard at this. It's just.. just.. so Boyce it's hilarious. Drones? Text? htf does that even work? :v:

Jane's World



Non Sequitur





Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Plus, there's that "high center of gravity" thing.

Kliban's Cats



9 Chickweed Lane 2/10/2004



Can we be done with this, Brooke? Your horny-ness is overflowing (eww) into your comic, and it's unsettling.

Speaking of horny-ness... Zits



Kevin & Kell



Yes, lets send cards of love to our assured future killers. Makes perfect sense.



We shot mortars this year. At midnight, -2F, 20mph wind. It was awesome!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

I want Mr. Waverly to become a recurring character in Judge Parker.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac


Poptropica


Heathcliff

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Tiggum posted:

WuMo


What's wrong with February? :confused:

It's Denmark, February is the coldest month but the mild sea climate means you get sleet and roads seesaw between wet and frozen and life is unpleasant. Also it's Wumo so gently caress it. Really, between WuMo and Dick Danger, does Denmark have any good comic strips?

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set backhands a compliment.


Working Daze is just linework today because they had to rush out this current events :iceburn:, I guess.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Nenonen posted:

It's Denmark, February is the coldest month but the mild sea climate means you get sleet and roads seesaw between wet and frozen and life is unpleasant. Also it's Wumo so gently caress it. Really, between WuMo and Dick Danger, does Denmark have any good comic strips?

Moomin.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That's Finland.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County reaches out.


Calvin And Hobbes


Ripley's

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Well, Steve did get the little nose part right.

Skippy (December 13, 1927)



Peanuts (February 13, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Something horrible's going to happen to Rocky now, right? Blood for the misery god and all that...

Wait a minute, why are they even here? How often does the Army let you come home for the weekend from Afghanistan? It's not like you can drive it...

Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (August 11-12, 1926)





The lighter side of drowning your little brother!

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Darthemed posted:

Bloom County reaches out.


Steve Dallas is a straight up sexual being.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




What has my life become? All I do it eat, sleep and post What has my Life Become Comix.

Pooch Café


A bloo, a bloo bloo

Ballard Street


Ever since his life peaked in the ball pit at the tumblr convention, nothing else seems to matter.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


John X is so much better than The Phantom.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Turns out John X is into some freaky cult poo poo.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Green Intern posted:

Turns out John X is into some freaky cult poo poo.

Erotic fanfic.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Oh no! Don't let him give a tour in his treasure room!

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Erotic fanfic.

Fifty Shades Of Purple

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Kennel posted:

Oh no! Don't let him give a tour in his treasure room!

"And here's a particularly interesting rock I found while out on patrol the other day. It's probably not worth anything, nor would it be more properly served being in a museum, nor was it stolen from its original owners," he explains, a single tear rolling down his cheek.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Mehuyael posted:

John X is so much better than The Phantom.

*For the ghost who is an ex!

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


He is obviously trying to burn down that building with his magical candles

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

So close.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Apparently working a decade in retail isn't enough to clue you in that a store sells things because people buy them.

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.

This didn't get enough love. :D

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


I don't know about anybody else, but I like where this Phantom story has been going lately. This is build a fort on the couch and read it all in the fort with a big gulp type good.

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Fifty Shades Of Purple

:golfclap:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (August 11-12, 1926)


The boy on the right is having a little too much fun.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Fingerpori with some amazing art.



First sign: Unemployment office
Second sign: Take a form that's in your own language

Huh? Well, the Finnish phrase can also mean "Take a form with your tongue" since the word for language and tongue is the same.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Arelon posted:

Fingerpori with some amazing art.



First sign: Unemployment office
Second sign: Take a form that's in your own language

Huh? Well, the Finnish phrase can also mean "Take a form with your tongue" since the word for language and tongue is the same.

I swear, Finnish cannot be real. Do you guys just make stuff up for the hell of it?

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

BigDave posted:

I swear, Finnish cannot be real. Do you guys just make stuff up for the hell of it?

But that double meaning/word relation is in a lot of languages! You see "tongue" even used that way in a lot of old-timey English works.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
You've never heard the phrase "Native Tongue"?


IE: HIs native tongue is Spanish.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix



Zippy the Pinhead



Nancy



Arlo and Janis



Andertoons



Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Deep Dark Fears

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