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yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Wow seth's fiance put out another picture, claiming to release one every few days citing seth's response on twitter as "Manufactured unapologetic crap". normally wouldn't feed into this poo poo but it's been the talk of the thread all week so whatever. :nws: as you'd expect http://i.imgur.com/gd3YLvW.jpg

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Gonz posted:

N: Big Show turned face tonight at the Smackdown tapings

V:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH....that's terrific.....that's terrific...."

Spoiler tags don't work if you give zero indication as to what they're spoiling

yea ok posted:

Wow seth's fiance put out another picture, claiming to release one every few days citing seth's response on twitter as "Manufactured unapologetic crap". normally wouldn't feed into this poo poo but it's been the talk of the thread all week so whatever. :nws: as you'd expect http://i.imgur.com/gd3YLvW.jpg

She seems like a really lovely lady, I can't imagine why Seth hated her

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Dave Meltzer posted:

There's no spinning, this is a bad number, and unlike most, one that doesn't have an obvious explanation past the potential of it just being a fluke.

Maybe it's time to look at what some of those scripted TV dramas that get great ratings have that WWE doesn't.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

yea ok posted:

Wow seth's fiance put out another picture, claiming to release one every few days citing seth's response on twitter as "Manufactured unapologetic crap". normally wouldn't feed into this poo poo but it's been the talk of the thread all week so whatever. :nws: as you'd expect http://i.imgur.com/gd3YLvW.jpg

Being cheated on sucks, but at what point do you stop feeling sympathy for someone?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Welp, now it's criminal harassment.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Lmao you're all falling for yea ok's prank

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
lmao are you people seriously falling for that shop?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

ahahahaha it's MENSA candidates all the way down.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

hey just wait it's gonna come true anyway just like Mauro and Striker ended up eventually getting hired for NJPW English commentary.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Lol

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

flashy_mcflash posted:

ahahahaha it's MENSA candidates all the way down.

I'll admit I didn't click the link. Meh.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Did any of you consider that yea ok might be the person Seth cheated on? We finally get a person other than rovert giving us ~inside scoops~ and it's nothing but insults in response.

I, for one, feel a great deal of sympathy for poor, innocent yea ok.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Carver Crisis posted:

lmao are you people seriously falling for that shop?

She deleted her Twitter account last night, so probably not.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
I called 'shop from the get go, dick too big.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Great White Hope posted:

Did any of you consider that yea ok might be the person Seth cheated on? We finally get a person other than rovert giving us ~inside scoops~ and it's nothing but insults in response.

I, for one, feel a great deal of sympathy for poor, innocent yea ok.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
Holy poo poo I just watched that Brad Maddox video and... yeah... what the gently caress WWE? You have one of the best talkers EVER and you're IGNORING him?

MAKE HIM ROMAN'S GODDAMN MANAGER

Holy poo poo, he could talk for Roman like Paul Heyman. Perfect.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Carver Crisis posted:

lmao are you people seriously falling for that shop?

why would i have clicked on a second picture of seth rollins dick

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I dunno, I'm going to have to carefully analyse both pictures for the next 5-10 minutes alone in my room before I can come down on shop or unshopped please do not disturb.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

ahahahaha it's MENSA candidates all the way down.

They're college educated men.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

sticklefifer posted:

She deleted her Twitter account last night, so probably not.

So it's not criminal harassment then?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

haha seth just posing in front of his at home green screen

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Skunkrocker posted:

Holy poo poo I just watched that Brad Maddox video and... yeah... what the gently caress WWE? You have one of the best talkers EVER and you're IGNORING him?

MAKE HIM ROMAN'S GODDAMN MANAGER

Holy poo poo, he could talk for Roman like Paul Heyman. Perfect.

Ah yes, Heenan, Heyman, Piper, and Maddox, a virtual Mount Rushmore of talking. Makes sense.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

lol

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Skunkrocker posted:

Holy poo poo I just watched that Brad Maddox video and... yeah... what the gently caress WWE? You have one of the best talkers EVER and you're IGNORING him?

MAKE HIM ROMAN'S GODDAMN MANAGER

Holy poo poo, he could talk for Roman like Paul Heyman. Perfect.

John Cena didn't need a manager to talk for him. :colbert:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

CobiWann posted:

John Cena didn't need a manager to talk for him. :colbert:

He did need Bull Buchanan as a heavy though.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Skunkrocker posted:

Holy poo poo I just watched that Brad Maddox video and... yeah... what the gently caress WWE? You have one of the best talkers EVER and you're IGNORING him?

MAKE HIM ROMAN'S GODDAMN MANAGER

Holy poo poo, he could talk for Roman like Paul Heyman. Perfect.
I'm not sure the world is ready for that much handsomeness in one place tbh

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Brad and Roman arguing over vests.

Wrestlemania main event.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


believe in the dick

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
I didn't fall for it after I clicked mainly due to differences in the dick. I saw through the bull poo poo.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

All this Rollins stuff has given me a new gimmick idea - The Cyber Bully

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


That DICK! posted:

All this Rollins stuff has given me a new gimmick idea - The Cyber Bully

Cyber Bully Ray :v:

Do you know who I am?

My username is GetTheTables69!

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

That DICK! posted:

All this Rollins stuff has given me a new gimmick idea - The Cyber Bully

John Cena will be a star and defeat the kids who sing Cena Sucks during his intro

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

That DICK! posted:

why would i have clicked on a second picture of seth rollins dick

I clicked cause it was posted by yea ok and I knew it would be a funny joke.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Despite how dull the ring can be sometimes. WWE as a thing to follow?

Never a dull moment.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Nilbop posted:

Rivarlries that could or should be going on today:

Ambrose and Rollins
Reigns and Rollins
Cena and Lesnar
Ambrose and Wyatt
Rusev and Swagger/Henry/Show/Big E take your drat pick
Miz and whichever of the Usos is dating Naomi

Rivalries that are currently going on today:

Everyone on the roster should have at least 2, ideally 3 simultaneous rivalries, but they can only book for one at a time.

It makes me miss the old days where we had all the different factions. You take two groups of 4 guys... between single matches and tag matches, you can literally do 62 different combinations of matches between them all. Not that you'd do all those combinations, but you can easily keep things fresh just by having the lackeys do the fighting for the leader.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Skunkrocker posted:

Holy poo poo I just watched that Brad Maddox video and... yeah... what the gently caress WWE? You have one of the best talkers EVER and you're IGNORING him?

They never seemed to show any interest in Larry Sweeney either. No idea why they're so resistant to bringing in great talkers as managers. Sweeney could have been the next Heenan.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
I miss Larry Sweeney.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

NickRoweFillea posted:

I miss Larry Sweeney.

Mental illness can suck a butt qtiyd

Larry :(

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

BGrifter posted:

They never seemed to show any interest in Larry Sweeney either. No idea why they're so resistant to bringing in great talkers as managers. Sweeney could have been the next Heenan.

With Vince's mindset, I assume it's because Paul Bearer never had any rap albums or starred in lovely action movies.

I get that the aim is to have mainstream crossover appeal, but at some point, you have to realize that one guy doesn't have to be everything. Brock Lensar drew tons of money in WWE and UFC, and that's without being able to do promos like Rock.

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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Vaguely wrestling related, trailer for upcoming Judd Apatow/Amy Schumer movie Trainwreck that John Cena apparently has a cameo in and is in the trailer.

https://amp.twimg.com/v/16d03d22-1b9c-4446-9d87-0027d808f1d1

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