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Anne Whateley posted:Could possibly sound gayer but I'm not sure how! Sex Questions Megathread III: Vaginas are weird. So try butt stuff instead. Butts are fab.
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How can I learn to enjoy being dominant in bed? Should I just look at that type of porn? Am I forever doomed to be sexually submissive?
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Saw this post at work last week but didn't watch until now. It got weird(er) very abruptly.
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Donald Kimball posted:How can I learn to enjoy being dominant in bed? Should I just look at that type of porn? Am I forever doomed to be sexually submissive? I would encourage you to not force yourself into any role or category, and just do what you find exciting and sexy. Is there a specific reason you want to be more dominant?
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Feb 6, 2015 00:44
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Donald Kimball posted:How can I learn to enjoy being dominant in bed? Should I just look at that type of porn? Am I forever doomed to be sexually submissive?
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Feb 6, 2015 01:56
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So my girl get's so bored during sex that she now brings her phone into bed with her, and makes me wipe her out when I'm done. I feel like should be killing my sex drive, but it's not. THere's something wrong about that right? Right now she's about as functional as a self lubricating flesh light.
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Feb 6, 2015 07:27
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Turtlicious posted:So my girl get's so bored during sex that she now brings her phone into bed with her, and makes me wipe her out when I'm done. I feel like should be killing my sex drive, but it's not. THere's something wrong about that right? Right now she's about as functional as a self lubricating flesh light.
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Feb 6, 2015 07:30
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See if she is bored during anal.
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Feb 6, 2015 07:31
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bowmore posted:this is a joke right? I would hope that the OP of this goddamn thread would know that this is an Issue if it is true and wouldn't have to ask.
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Feb 6, 2015 07:31
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It's normal for women not to enjoy PiV sex though, and she likes being eaten out, it's just stuff that gets me off she's hates. Who cares if she's reading a book or something as long as she's happy.
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Feb 6, 2015 07:33
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Your girlfriend sounds like a real doll if it could read books
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Feb 6, 2015 07:36
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bowmore posted:Your girlfriend sounds like a real doll if it could read books Well yeah, that's why I need help obvs
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Feb 6, 2015 07:38
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Talk to her about it. Tell her it's bothering you. Maybe you guys need to try more stuff.
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Feb 6, 2015 07:40
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If you gently caress outside I'm pretty sure she won't be interested in reading at the same time.
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Feb 6, 2015 07:41
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Turtlicious posted:It's normal for women not to enjoy PiV sex though I don't know that that's accurate.
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Feb 6, 2015 07:44
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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It's more accurate to say that it's often not their favorite thing, because most women cannot cum from PiV.
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IronicDongz posted:It's more accurate to say that it's often not their favorite thing, because most women cannot cum from PiV. That's true, but it is possible to enjoy sexual things that don't lead directly to an orgasm. Or at least be into it enough that you aren't going to lay there messing with your phone for entertainment, which is really hosed up and depressing.
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Feb 6, 2015 11:04
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Turtlicious posted:So my girl get's so bored during sex that she now brings her phone into bed with her, and makes me wipe her out when I'm done. I feel like should be killing my sex drive, but it's not. THere's something wrong about that right? Right now she's about as functional as a self lubricating flesh light. How long do you take? Assuming it's not ages the fact that she's actually taking something to distract her rather than the more normal 'lie back and think of England' approach is a bit weird and might be her way of conveying to you how much she isn't into it.
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Feb 6, 2015 12:40
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It sounds to me like the OP and his GF are both getting what they want, though? He gets to gently caress and she gets to sext her side dudes and ignore OP, seems like everybody is happy 
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Feb 6, 2015 12:49
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If he was happy why would he be posting about it?
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Feb 6, 2015 12:52
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bowmore posted:If he was happy why would he be posting about it? I dont know, "ha ha had a sex" ? Turtlicious posted:I feel like should be killing my sex drive, but it's not. Doesn't sound like he wants to break up over it or anything so
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Feb 6, 2015 12:54
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You know why I like this thread? It will engage any post in good faith.
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Feb 6, 2015 15:50
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Turtlicious posted:My girlfriend hates both cunnilingus and kissing because "Tongues are slimy and gross." I have no idea what to do, but I wish she told me the kissing thing like three years ago when we met. Remember people, communicate with your partners. Turtlicious posted:It's normal for women not to enjoy PiV sex though, and she likes being eaten out, it's just stuff that gets me off she's hates. Who cares if she's reading a book or something as long as she's happy. So she likes cunnilingus now? How did that happen?
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DoctorX posted:So she likes cunnilingus now? How did that happen? FactsAreUseless posted:You know why I like this thread? It will engage any post in good faith.
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I was pointing out his bullshit.
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DoctorX posted:So she likes cunnilingus now? How did that happen? I read a book on it, and it was more me breathing on her while performing cunnilingus, so I tried some new things including quietly breathing through my nose.
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Feb 6, 2015 23:58
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Turtlicious posted:I read a book on it, and it was more me breathing on her while performing cunnilingus, so I tried some new things including quietly breathing through my nose. Perhaps she's reading a book on how to enjoy sex with you.
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Feb 8, 2015 01:10
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Dude, the book is totally 50 Shades of Grey. She totally wants you to tie her up and do butt stuff. ... How do I know the book title? N-no reason... 
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Speaking of terrible pseudo-erotica, can anyone recommend sites/forums/communities where people talk about and recommend good erotica? Preferably with lots of big queer homos.
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Turtlicious posted:It's normal for women not to enjoy PiV sex though, and she likes being eaten out, it's just stuff that gets me off she's hates. Who cares if she's reading a book or something as long as she's happy. No, it isn't. It is pretty normal (by statistics) for a woman to not get off from PiV, but it isn't "normal" for them to not enjoy it (especially with a committed partner who isn't hung on either side of the size spectrum) unless they are some kind of extremist "All PiV sex is rape" feminist. Like I said in an earlier post, a lot of dudes like their balls touched/messed with etc, but it is unlikely it will get them off, doesn't mean they don't still enjoy it. I enjoy a fantastic steak, but while I enjoy it, I'd probably enjoy it less than inheriting a billion dollars.
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Old Man Pants posted:No, it isn't. It is pretty normal (by statistics) for a woman to not get off from PiV, but it isn't "normal" for them to not enjoy it (especially with a committed partner who isn't hung on either side of the size spectrum) unless they are some kind of extremist "All PiV sex is rape" feminist. Like I said in an earlier post, a lot of dudes like their balls touched/messed with etc, but it is unlikely it will get them off, doesn't mean they don't still enjoy it. I enjoy a fantastic steak, but while I enjoy it, I'd probably enjoy it less than inheriting a billion dollars. "gets you off" really isn't the be all and end all with sex anyway. I'm a man who hasn't came from oral yet, but I prefer it to PiV. Well, I prefer both, but if I had to pick just one I'd pass on the PiV and instead take orgasmless oral. Not like I can't finish myself off after.
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Turtlicious posted:So my girl get's so bored during sex that she now brings her phone into bed with her, and makes me wipe her out when I'm done. I feel like should be killing my sex drive, but it's not. THere's something wrong about that right? Right now she's about as functional as a self lubricating flesh light. Eh, you guys really really have to talk about this. Like as soon as possible, because the way she reacts isn't a OHMANICAN'TCOME reaction. It's a holyshit this is loving terrible and I really don't want this guy inside me reaction. Like PIV sex is hard for me to get my gf to come from unless it's I'm fuckin' ready to fuckin' go!!! Kinda sex. But even then shes not reading a book/looking at her phone. Even if she knows shes not gonna come from the specific act were doing shes involved and receptive. If you posted this in EN you'd be getting a lot of non-ironic SEVER! Posts.
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I don't know, oral sex on a partner who is mildly disinterested in what's happening and reading or whatever could be hot, but entirely disinterested in piv sex to the point of ignoring me for a book or phone? I think I draw the line there. Once in a while is kind of acceptable, different libidos and schedules and whatnot, but as a consistent thing, I would have to say "gently caress that noise, I'll have sex with someone who wants to be having it with me"
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I too hope and pray for Turtlicious and his extremely real problems.
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Turtlicious posted:So my girl get's so bored during sex that she now brings her phone into bed with her, and makes me wipe her out when I'm done. I feel like should be killing my sex drive, but it's not. THere's something wrong about that right? Right now she's about as functional as a self lubricating flesh light. lol you have a tiny dick and boring personality, you're hosed. enjoy it while it lasts, goon
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FactsAreUseless posted:I too hope and pray for Turtlicious and his extremely real problems. I don't know which Turtlicious problems to believe in anymore 
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So, this probably comes up all the time in this thread. But I want to last longer, any tips? It's not like I come instantly when I'm having sex, but it would be nice if we didn't have to switch positions every couple of minutes or so... Should I stop masturbating? Masturbate really really long so I get 'used' to that? Or masturbate more? Like an hour before I'm gonna have sex? Any tips whatsoever? (Tips that don't have anything to do with masturbation are also welcome  )
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On the masturbation front I'd say try edging. Get really close to orgasm then back off. Then do it again. And again. This results in an awesome orgasm, but also in more understanding and control over your arousal levels. It won't transform you from So Solid Crew to Lionel Richie overnight but it should help a bit. On the sex front, maybe instead of switching position for a break just do the whole stop thrusting and kiss / fondle / cuddle / play with her tits/ whatever move. Stay in the same position and inside her but pause the thrusting. Or just get her off prior to piv. That way she can orgasm a few more times when you first penetrate but should be good and done around the time you cum. Have you tried cumming and just carrying on? Not everyone can do it but that's also an option. Change condom if using one of course.
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AlbieQuirky posted:I don't know which Turtlicious problems to believe in anymore I suspect Turtlicious is Jay-Z, as he has 99 problems. The rest also applies, of course.
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