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IMJack posted:They certainly don't use that kind of language on the internet! That's the loudest profanity I've ever read!
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Root Bear posted:That's the loudest profanity I've ever read! TESTIIIIINNNGGG!
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IMJack posted:They certainly don't use that kind of language on the internet! I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
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TMMadman posted:I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration? It's a ring-toss game.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:48 |
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Do over Ham posted:It's a ring-toss game. I call the big one 'Bitey'
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:59 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:TESTIIIIINNNGGG! Turn it up! Turn it uuuup!!
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After The War posted:Turn it up! Turn it uuuup!!
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 06:29 |
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THRILLHO
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 07:29 |
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Now enter the force of, your swing. I suggest, feathered touch. You have entered POWERDRIVE! Now push 7, 8, 7, to swing.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 08:47 |
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You have selected "no."
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 17:27 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:You have selected "no." Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "You" referring to me. The correct answer was you!
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Spectacle Rock posted:You have selected "no." You have selected "You," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:20 |
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Trash Boat posted:Now enter the force of, your swing. I suggest, feathered touch. I got down on the floor for this!?
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I got down on the floor for this!? You mean I waxed my bikini zone for nothing?!
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Trash Boat posted:Now enter the force of, your swing. I suggest, feathered touch. You know, Trash Boat, the traditional way to cheat at golf is to lower your score.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:You know, Trash Boat, the traditional way to cheat at golf is to lower your score. Smithers, who is that Lavatory Linksman?
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Smithers, who is that Lavatory Linksman? That's Boardroom Jimmy, sir, one of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G.
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IMJack posted:Only who can prevent forest fires? Everything Counts posted:You have selected "You," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you. It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job! I'm going to go out there tonight, and post the best quotes of my life!
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:06 |
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Mira posted:That's Boardroom Jimmy, sir, one of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G. I wonder if this Boardroom Nixon is any relation?
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 23:19 |
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PT6A posted:I wonder if this Boardroom Nixon is any relation?
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 23:21 |
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Hello, I'm Doctor_Fruitbat. I'm afraid I'll have to amputate... Your butt.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Hello, I'm Doctor_Fruitbat. I'm afraid I'll have to amputate... Your butt. Whatever I finds, I keeps!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Hello, I'm Doctor_Fruitbat. I'm afraid I'll have to amputate... Your butt. I'm making my rounds and i'm a little behind.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 02:20 |
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I'm Martytoof, blah blah blah. Post this, post that, blah blah blah. My registration date is so recent, blah blah blah
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 03:54 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:I'm Martytoof, blah blah blah. Post this, post that, blah blah blah. Where did I lose them?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 04:20 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Where did I lose them? You threw them out the window in a fit of passion, you said you'd never need them again!
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Trash Boat posted:Now enter the force of, your swing. I suggest, feathered touch. You have selected Regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Where did I lose them? Actually sir, we found the jade monkey -- it was in your glove compartment.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 04:53 |
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-What does it do? -Nothing. -Really, what does it do? -Whatever it does, it's doing it now.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 05:13 |
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Martytoof posted:Actually sir, we found the jade monkey -- it was in your glove compartment. Soon, it'll have written the greatest novel known to man! Let's see..."It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! You stupid monkey!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Where did I lose them? Am I so out of touch? ...no, its the children who are wrong.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 05:51 |
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Everything Counts posted:Am I so out of touch? ...no, its the children who are wrong. The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
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Everything Counts posted:Am I so out of touch? ...no, its the children who are wrong. It's always the children's fault, isn't it, Everything Counts.
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Martytoof posted:Actually sir, we found the jade monkey -- it was in your glove compartment. In the
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Martytoof posted:Actually sir, we found the jade monkey -- it was in your glove compartment. And the ice scraper and road maps?!
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Trash Boat posted:Soon, it'll have written the greatest novel known to man! Soon I'll be queen of summertime. Er, king. King!
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 12:29 |
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Do over Ham posted:Soon I'll be queen of summertime. Er, king. King!
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And she's on DRUGS!
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Hehe....lizard.
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