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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Nintendo Kid posted:

the nj state forests own for this, $3 per person per night for sites without the shower and toilet blocks nearby but still with running water faucets every few sites, $20 per group per night for the ones with the toilet and shower blocks, and the showers are free

plus you get to hang out with Jimmy Hoffa

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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Citizen Tayne posted:

plus you get to hang out with Jimmy Hoffa

dont really get why people think that the mob abducted hoffa from detroit then drove him/his corpse to new york/jersey

jimmy went up a detroit crematorium chimney

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
http://kron4.com/2015/02/11/bart-officials-warn-riders-of-possible-measles-exposure/

owned

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
jimmy hoffa is alive on the moon

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

cyberia posted:

Stop arguing about racism and click this goddam link. Then gently caress this gay earth because the fact that someone can charge money for people to sleep in a literal shed with a deck chair + bucket set up for a toilet and a garden hose shower and then receive positive reviews from people who saw this listing and decided to stay there means I'm ready to watch the nukes fly and let the cockroaches take over.

fumckign lol

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Shifty Pony posted:

and did you know that 30 minutes away the federal government will charge you $16 per night and you have to supply your own tent and breakfast! :monocle:

it is for people who want an communing with nature "experience" but don't want to actually rough it. looks like she's got the granola audience nailed down pretty well too with the solar shower, garden, chickens, yoga class, and poop bucket.

the federal government will also supply security, won't they? certainly beats going out to a secluded murder shack so far out in the woods that no one will hear you scream

it used to be that you had to have serious dough to have your own murder hotel. nowadays you can throw up a post on craigslist or airbnb and have people practically lining up to sleep in a stranger's shed in the woods where 911 doesn't work and the neighbors are probably miles away

Main Paineframe fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Feb 11, 2015

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


compost toilets are really good and don't even smell if used properly

that setup is trash though

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

that setup is capitalism

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Main Paineframe posted:

it used to be that you had to have serious dough to have your own murder hotel.

not true

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
maybe it's true but it's a hosed up story

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Nintendo Kid posted:

jimmy hoffa is alive on the moon

whitey's on the moon

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

prefect posted:

whitey's on the moon

can you think of a better place for whitey?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

infernal machines posted:

can you think of a better place for whitey?

the sun

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
the disruption will not be televized

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

infernal machines posted:

can you think of a better place for whitey?

just in case anybody didn't get my old-timey reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBy_ppG4hY

also because it's a neat thing to listen to

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

prefect posted:

just in case anybody didn't get my old-timey reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBy_ppG4hY

also because it's a neat thing to listen to

i know the poem, but seriously, what better place to keep whitey out of everyone's business than on the moon?

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

infernal machines posted:

i know the poem, but seriously, what better place to keep whitey out of everyone's business than on the moon?

idk whitey on top of a gravity well would make the metaphorical literal

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
You know how Silicon Valley is full of techno progressives who are at the forefront of medical and technological advances?

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/shouldnt-rsvp-measles-party/

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Beast of Bourbon posted:

You know how Silicon Valley is full of techno progressives who are at the forefront of medical and technological advances?

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/shouldnt-rsvp-measles-party/

fake and gay

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
for the longest time i thought 'down with whitey' was about skin color and i would respond with 'im whitey' and hold up my forearm because my untanned skin is whiter than anyone else's

down with whitey

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

infernal machines posted:

i know the poem, but seriously, what better place to keep whitey out of everyone's business than on the moon?

still problably gotta keep an eye on em though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
http://www.sfexaminer.com/sanfrancisco/bart-says-riders-might-have-been-exposed-to-measles/Content?oid=2919774

welcome to LinkedIn, here is your complimentary measles

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Wulfolme posted:

for the longest time i thought 'down with whitey' was about skin color and i would respond with 'im whitey' and hold up my forearm because my untanned skin is whiter than anyone else's

down with whitey

lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


graph posted:

fumckign lol



im the om on the shitter

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

PokeJoe posted:

im poo poo

ftfy

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


now someone map this against diversity numbers

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
i didnt think it would ever happen but my opinion of oracle just went up

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

FMguru posted:

i didnt think it would ever happen but my opinion of oracle just went up

0+epsilon > 0

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

FMguru posted:

i didnt think it would ever happen but my opinion of oracle just went up

and EA

my world is upside down

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



FMguru posted:

i didnt think it would ever happen but my opinion of oracle just went up


ruby idiot railed posted:

and EA

my world is upside down

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

genentech facility 2 needs to get their poo poo together

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

qirex posted:


now someone map this against diversity numbers

i'm the pharma company with <100% adherence

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

ultramiraculous posted:

i'm the pharma company with <100% adherence

some small percent isn't supposed to be vaccinated for a variety of reasons. they're supposed to be protected by herd immunity

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

ultramiraculous posted:

i'm the pharma company with <100% adherence

and thousands of sales and marketing people

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

also http://www.scrumyourwedding.com/

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

qirex posted:


now someone map this against diversity numbers

what the poo poo? My company doesn't offer a free daycare.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


roadblocks? uh, er, um, none. none at all, certainly not your mother

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

what the poo poo? My company doesn't offer a free daycare.

it's not free, just in-company

google used to offer free daycare but too many people used it so they made free daycare [for senior executives] and a separate pay one for the hoi polli

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

what the poo poo? My company doesn't offer a free daycare.

look at this nonexecutive scrub

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

qirex posted:

it's not free, just in-company

google used to offer free daycare but too many people used it so they made free daycare [for senior executives] and a separate pay one for the hoi polli

the sooner people realize that google is the man the better

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