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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

SeaTard posted:



Pastrami + chili + bacon on a burger, yes/no? I went with yes, it was worth dying 3 years earlier.

I'd leave the chili off personally but hey, I'll allow it, that looks delicious

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Just had a Baconator from Wendys for the first time. I liked it

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

I can't do baconators anymore, too much ketchup and mayo.

I had A&W yesterday and it was good. Apparently A&W sucks in the US.

Also nothing beats a burg and a beer, what's the best kind of beer to burg with?

Jehde fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Feb 11, 2015

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
burg report: got arbys last night today: sick

e. it might be because I was a bitch and got a chicken sandwich and not a proper burg, karma

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Code Jockey posted:

burg report: got arbys last night today: sick

e. it might be because I was a bitch and got a chicken sandwich and not a proper burg, karma

you seem to be really really confused about what constitutes a burg

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

The word burg is dumb and makes you sound like you're wearing multiple popped collar polos

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Ron Jeremy posted:

The word burg is dumb and makes you sound like you're wearing multiple popped collar polos

You have to wear multiple polos when burgin for mayhaps a stain shall soil the first one but you smartly have another underneath it that is clean.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Ron Jeremy posted:

The word burg is dumb and makes you sound like you're wearing multiple popped collar polos

This bitch can't burg

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
brewskis n' burgs

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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Jehde posted:

I can't do baconators anymore, too much ketchup and mayo.

So ask for less or have them put it on the side for fucks sake

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Dyna Soar posted:

brewskis n' burgs n' blunts

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Ron Jeremy posted:

The word burg is dumb and makes you sound like you're wearing multiple popped collar polos

:frogout:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

social vegan posted:

i texted ur mom a lot of gently caress msgs

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Go 25% fat content or go home! (well, I am home)
Got about 1/3 lb leftover fresh, still in the fridge, don't stink much so I now I just need beer, dammit.

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Fetus Tree posted:

So ask for less or have them put it on the side for fucks sake

But that kinda defeats the point of the baconator, being the grossest (in a good way) and most fattening burger. Like I respect it being a thing and more power to those that can burg on a baconator, I'd just rather go for a bacon deluxe or a JBC

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Jehde posted:

Also nothing beats a burg and a beer, what's the best kind of beer to burg with?

Root beer

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
depends on the burg but i'd go with a nice, strong tasting lager or if it's a really strong tasting burg maybe even a lightly hopped pale ale.

if it's a veggie burg then a wheat ale.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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I like club soda with my meals

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

thathonkey posted:

you seem to be really really confused about what constitutes a burg

i have learned

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Just got my burg on. Thick cut bread and butter pickles are the best!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUxMY77i0q4

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Your favourite sweet burger topping is?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Your favourite sweet burger topping is?

Pineapple

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
http://www.bigburgerspot.com/menu.htm

If you didn't have an erection before you do now and I don't care what gender you are or pretend to be.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012



Mine is a couple of very thin apple slices.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

sweet stuff on a burger isnt good imo, i dont even like ketchup tho. like tomato is about as sweet as is acceptable

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Your favourite sweet burger topping is?

nothing because that is a good way to ruin any burger in one fell swoop. keep that sweet bullshit on the side or preferably off the plate entirely. that's what dessert is for :cmon:

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i once had a burg with tomato chutney in it, it was pretty good.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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TEAYCHES posted:

sweet stuff on a burger isnt good imo, i dont even like ketchup tho. like tomato is about as sweet as is acceptable

I think this is how i feel too. Maybe some peppers that are relatively sweet.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TEAYCHES posted:

sweet stuff on a burger isnt good imo, i dont even like ketchup tho. like tomato is about as sweet as is acceptable

ketchup is a failure on both burgers and hot dogs.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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Ron Jeremy posted:

The word burg is dumb and makes you sound like you're wearing multiple popped collar polos

what happens to your blood pressure when you hear someone unironically order a frozen marg

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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matrix ripoff posted:

what happens to your blood pressure when you hear someone unironically order a frozen marg

Weird that ive never had one

Always get em on the rocks like a real man

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

etalian posted:

ketchup is a failure on both burgers and hot dogs.

:getout:


Whenever I'm in Chicago I'm reminded about the evils of ketchup on a hot dog. Meanwhile those freakshows consider this a proper hot dog:

http://www.viennabeef.com/filebin/images/historyOfChicagoDog.jpg


I go to Chicago from time to time and each time I try one of these monstrosities and each time I'm reminded how disgusting they are.

Coney Dogs for life. And in Boston, Spike's Junkyard had some great dogs. I miss Spike's.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

gross. both the drink and the abbreviation. i guess it's slightly better than calling them 'ritas. rocks is the way to go in any event and preferably texas style.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

matrix ripoff posted:

what happens to your blood pressure when you hear someone unironically order a frozen marg

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

Fetus Tree posted:

Weird that ive never had one

Always get em on the rocks like a real man

those go too fast for me. like liquored up kool aid. i have no impulse control with sweet cocktails

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
texas margaritas imo are the best balance of sweet and bitter and one of the only cocktails I like. they actually go great with burgers now that I think about it though you traditionally think of drinking them with mexican food and whatnot.

but yeah, it's almost too easy to get slammed off them

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
maybe if i pair a martini with a really good burg i could finally finish one of the nasty loving things

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

thathonkey posted:

texas margaritas imo are the best balance of sweet and bitter and one of the only cocktails I like. they actually go great with burgers now that I think about it though you traditionally think of drinking them with mexican food and whatnot.

but yeah, it's almost too easy to get slammed off them

it's due to how the sugar slows down the absorption alcohol.

Ouzo is a sneaky drink for the above reason, since you can feel fine after drinking a pile of shots but then get knocked over.

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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Shadow posted:

And in Boston, Spike's Junkyard had some great dogs. I miss Spike's.

Decent dogs, horrible neighborhood unless you enjoy house fires and bed bugs.

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