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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

stubblyhead posted:

Playing the trumpet must be twice as easy then!

I played the trumpet. It's not incredibly difficult to start playing, but it is difficult to do masterfully.

Besieged only allows you to use one key per action type, not per each device you have. So if you have a bunch of pistons or props, all of them activate when you press the appropriate key.

Basically, I was trying to be encouraging, and now I feel like an rear end hole.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 12:36 on Feb 11, 2015

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Wasabi the J posted:

Besieged only allows you to use one key per action type, not per each device you have. So if you have a bunch of pistons or props, all of them activate when you press the appropriate key.

This isn't true at all. Every item, regardless of being the same type as another or not, can have unique controls bound to it, and only it.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

Is this God Hand?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Weird Al is a national treasure and I'm glad I'm going to a meet and great and see him perform in June. :allears:

Fridtjof Nansen
Jun 12, 2013

People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner.

Nativity In Black posted:

Is this God Hand?

Yes it is. Love that game. Underrated.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Good to see he grew the mustache back. Just doesn't look right without it. Who is the blonde chick?

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

veedubfreak posted:

Good to see he grew the mustache back. Just doesn't look right without it. Who is the blonde chick?

Some blond chick.

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

veedubfreak posted:

Good to see he grew the mustache back. Just doesn't look right without it. Who is the blonde chick?

Victoria Coren Mitchell

It's Gwen Stefani

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Fridtjof Nansen posted:

Yes it is. Love that game. Underrated.



No, no, no. This is Godhand.

PoizenJam
Dec 2, 2006

Damn!!!
It's PoizenJam!!!
I must be missing the joke because that's Ehrgeiz...?

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4


Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Poizen Jam posted:

I must be missing the joke because that's Ehrgeiz...?

The character's name was Godhand. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ehrgeiz#Original_characters

Come on guys, get on my level!

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
From the Yospos pic thread

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I just started scratching my head like crazy.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT
Maybe if I shaved off all my hair, I would not feel the need to scratch.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Dillbag posted:

From the Yospos pic thread


Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Rincewinds posted:

Maybe if I ripped off all my skin, I would not feel the need to scratch.

because holy :barf:

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Jesus. What a thing to wake up to.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Is it any wonder some parents resort to gasoline?

(Don't do that, by the way, Jesus Christ)

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Lotish posted:

Is it any wonder some parents resort to gasoline?

(Don't do that, by the way, Jesus Christ)

What, you mean like soaking their head in gasoline? I don't see how that's dangerous.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
From these dramatic reactions you'd think people watched a baby get decapitated or something. I think it'd be real satisfying to get all of that out.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


It's what you're not getting out, that's what's creeping people out.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
What is that anyway. I didn't think lice got that big.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

IUG posted:

It's what you're not getting out, that's what's creeping people out.

I don't really get what that even means but whatever, I like the way the person turns the kid's head away like "Naw you're better off ignorant kiddo".

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Kanfy posted:

I don't really get what that even means [...]
The comb surely didn't get every of those things. There are still lots and lots of them covering the kid's head, crawling, gnawing on whatever they feed on. Breeding.

iraqniphobia
Aug 21, 2003

veedubfreak posted:

What is that anyway. I didn't think lice got that big.

They're lice.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worst-case-head-lice-ever-4443476

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wipfmetz posted:

The comb surely didn't get every of those things. There are still lots and lots of them covering the kid's head, crawling, gnawing on whatever they feed on. Breeding.

Blood. They drink blood

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Actually, they're creepy crawlies.

Edit:
Oh god. "They're a big ball of lice fighting each other for survival."

Wipfmetz has a new favorite as of 21:32 on Feb 11, 2015

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe
Shave. That kid's. Head. And burn. Down. The house.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Dillbag posted:

From the Yospos pic thread



Sweet Jesus

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Kanfy posted:


From these dramatic reactions you'd think people watched a baby get decapitated or something. I think it'd be real satisfying to get all of that out.

Are you one of those weirdos that enjoy watching those ear wax cleaning videos on YouTube?

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Unperson_47 posted:

Are you one of those weirdos that enjoy watching those ear wax cleaning videos on YouTube?

The opposite, I'm pretty sure a person who feels itchy from watching a moving picture of someone else's hair bugs is also more likely to feel satisfied from watching a moving picture of someone else's ear cleaning.

Either way, here's a cute gif with cats instead of bugs.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Centripetal Horse posted:

Nigga, I got kids to feed!

I watched some of his stand up again after I posted that, dear god he can make me laugh

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Sexual Lorax posted:

Shave. That kid's. Head. And burn. Down. The house.

Yeah, at that point I'd just rid myself of all of the hair because gently caress that.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Rayjenkins posted:

What, you mean like soaking their head in gasoline? I don't see how that's dangerous.

The problem is gasoline catches fire, and you can find stories of parents accidentally lighting their kids up because people are loving dumb.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Lotish posted:

The problem is gasoline catches fire, and you can find stories of parents accidentally lighting their kids up because people are loving dumb.

So gasoline is combustible, got it.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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