sartorial tips from the fucktard D&D idiot train (Chat Thread)

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Berke Negri: Feb 15, 2012; Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao

or has it just been shut down for four years

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:08

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 04:47

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

Berke Negri posted:

is there a belgpol thread?

no. be grateful

Effectronica posted:

i'm personally partial to the poster "the belgian"

you were supposed to say nice things

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:09

A Shitty Reporter: Oct 29, 2012; Dinosaur Gum

For the record Jesus, if he existed, was a cool dude with good ideas.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:09

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

An Angry Bug posted:

For the record Jesus, if he existed, was a cool dude with good ideas.

im p sure he was a real dude (like im almost positive this is something that only internet r/atheists challenge, but i could be wrong)

dunno if he was a real zombie wizard tho, that's mildly suspect

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:10

boner confessor: Apr 25, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Effectronica posted:

nah, i woudn't say that about far cry 2, hidden agenda, or the first three silent hill games.

far cry 2 was bad

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:10

GhostofJohnMuir: Aug 14, 2014; anime is not good

Any videogame by Hideo Kojima is Dadaist art. :colbert:

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:10

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Berke Negri posted:

is there a belgpol thread?

Yes, there is

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:10

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

R. Mute posted:

no. be grateful

you were supposed to say nice things

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:12

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Raskolnikov38 posted:

philo 101 debate about evil

Sad I missed that.

Now on cnn: white people discuss how to divide the Middle East.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:13

A Shitty Reporter: Oct 29, 2012; Dinosaur Gum

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Any videogame by Hideo Kojima is Dadaist art.

As is E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:13

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

An Angry Bug posted:

For the record Jesus, if he existed, was a cool dude with good ideas.

I think everyone agrees someone existed.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:14

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

Joementum posted:

Yes, there is

do you want to hear opinions about belgian politics, joe?

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:14

Disinterested: Jun 29, 2011; You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

euphronius posted:

I think everyone agrees someone existed.

I think the position is that there's enough evidence for Jesus the person that if you regard it as insufficient you have to regard the existence of lots of accepted historical classical figures as suspect too.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:15

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Raskolnikov38 posted:

philo 101 debate about evil

not until i do this:

A trolley train is heading towards a track switch. Down the left side is Hitler, who will be instantly killed if the car hits him. Down the right side are ten Hitlers, who will also all be killed. They are all organ donors. A Cartesian "evil genius" may be manipulating your perceptions. What do you do?

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:15

GhostofJohnMuir: Aug 14, 2014; anime is not good

Effectronica posted:

not until i do this:

A trolley train is heading towards a track switch. Down the left side is Hitler, who will be instantly killed if the car hits him. Down the right side are ten Hitlers, who will also all be killed. They are all organ donors. A Cartesian "evil genius" may be manipulating your perceptions. What do you do?

Light up a huge blunt as I walk away.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:16

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

That's ethics not philosophy smh

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:16

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

I think everyone agrees someone existed.

There might have been lots of Joshes running around, but Jesus the Christ was just a repackaged Inanna and existed exactly as much as she did, i.e. not at all.

Disinterested posted:

I think the position is that there's enough evidence for Jesus the person that if you regard it as insufficient you have to regard the existence of lots of accepted historical classical figures as suspect too.

No, just that their history books were being written by people with faulty and secondhand information.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:16

Sharkie: Feb 4, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Disinterested posted:

I think the position is that there's enough evidence for Jesus the person that if you regard it as insufficient you have to regard the existence of lots of accepted historical classical figures as suspect too.

I like to argue Socrates didn't exist.

Effectronica posted:

not until i do this:

A trolley train is heading towards a track switch. Down the left side is Hitler, who will be instantly killed if the car hits him. Down the right side are ten Hitlers, who will also all be killed. They are all organ donors. A Cartesian "evil genius" may be manipulating your perceptions. What do you do?

A bong hit.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:16

Rygar201: Jan 26, 2011; I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.

Effectronica posted:

not until i do this:

A trolley train is heading towards a track switch. Down the left side is Hitler, who will be instantly killed if the car hits him. Down the right side are ten Hitlers, who will also all be killed. They are all organ donors. A Cartesian "evil genius" may be manipulating your perceptions. What do you do?

I object to this Todd Roll example

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:17

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

R. Mute posted:

do you want to hear opinions about belgian politics, joe?

no, i prefer hearing opinions about american politics.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:17

PupsOfWar: Dec 6, 2013

Effectronica posted:

not until i do this:

A trolley train is heading towards a track switch. Down the left side is Hitler, who will be instantly killed if the car hits him. Down the right side are ten Hitlers, who will also all be killed. They are all organ donors. A Cartesian "evil genius" may be manipulating your perceptions. What do you do?

Crash train into ten hitlers, go back and strangle the remaining hitler with your belt.

Or do it the other way around.

Utilitarianism is for nerds

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:17

Disinterested: Jun 29, 2011; You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Effectronica posted:

A trolley train is heading towards a track switch. Down the left side is Hitler, who will be instantly killed if the car hits him. Down the right side are ten Hitlers, who will also all be killed. They are all organ donors. A Cartesian "evil genius" may be manipulating your perceptions. What do you do?

Also not until you go to the libertarian thread a few pages back and read the Walter Block classic:

You are an SS concentration camp guard. Every week, you are intended to kill 100 jews. You get away with only killing 90 because you disagree with the genocide and want to take it easy on the Jews. If you kill 89, you will be shot as a sympathiser. Does killing 90 instead of being shot and letting a guy who will kill all 100 make you a hero?

According to libertarians, apparently yes.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:17

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

Majorian posted:

A good comic, although I'm sure there are some tumblr types that would be upset over the bearded partner of indeterminate gender in the upper-right panel.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:17

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

I'm snickering because I'm a horrible cis-het. Sue me. :smuggo:

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:18

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Joementum posted:

no, i prefer hearing opinions about american politics.

they're bad!!!

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:18

Berke Negri: Feb 15, 2012; Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao

Disinterested posted:

I think the position is that there's enough evidence for Jesus the person that if you regard it as insufficient you have to regard the existence of lots of accepted historical classical figures as suspect too.

you more or less have to make several leaps of faith of your own to hold that Jesus was not a real person, with the primary motivating factor to be "because I don't want him to be"

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:18

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Exclamation Marx posted:

they're bad!!!

woah, if true.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:19

Sharkie: Feb 4, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

mdemone posted:

There might have been lots of Joshes running around, but Jesus the Christ was just a repackaged Inanna and existed exactly as much as she did, i.e. not at all.

gently caress you. I expect jokes on this something awful forum but gently caress off with your bigotry.

May Erishkigal have mercy on your shade.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:19

tbp: Mar 1, 2008; DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Exclamation Marx posted:

they're bad!!!

I don't think things are too bad.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:21

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

nutranurse posted:

lol, fishman if you think that dadaism meant nothing at all and im not holding video games to being good or meaningful, just that they're masturbatory power fantasies 99% of the time and provoke about as much thought as 10 minutes on the port-o potty at a state fair and its funny to see video-game enthusiasts just not accepting their pastime for what it is: a masturbatory meaningless time-sink.

I say all this as a guy who has invested 2 months of his life (and counting) into civ 5. I hold no pretenses about what im doing and its refreshing to be truthful

a masturbatory meaningless time sink describes most art since the dawn of history. also many dadaists intentionally created things with no meaning and let other people call them art. it was kind of a thing the movement as a whole did!

you really need to stop pretending that whether something's art has anything to do with it having value or meaning, that's something rich idiots think when they pay for it to look good.

Effectronica posted:

not until i do this:

A trolley train is heading towards a track switch. Down the left side is Hitler, who will be instantly killed if the car hits him. Down the right side are ten Hitlers, who will also all be killed. They are all organ donors. A Cartesian "evil genius" may be manipulating your perceptions. What do you do?

construct the cube comprised of all the gold in the world and ascend into the heavens with ron paul

also chop the trolley in half down the middle such that it continues i two equal chunks just fast enough to stay on the rails and crush all hitlers

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:21

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Nintendo Kid posted:

a masturbatory meaningless time sink describes most art since the dawn of history. also many dadaists intentionally created things with no meaning and let other people call them art. it was kind of a thing the movement as a whole did!

you really need to stop pretending that whether something's art has anything to do with it having value or meaning, that's something rich idiots think when they pay for it to look good.

construct the cube comprised of all the gold in the world and ascend into the heavens with ron paul

also chop the trolley in half down the middle such that it continues i two equal chunks just fast enough to stay on the rails and crush all hitlers

Fishmech, Libertarian Samurai

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:22

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

so the taiwanese student club at my school is into weird incest anime

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:22

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

It's been awhile D&D. Does Boosted/Chris Christie still stop by from time to time? Are there regular conservative posters here lately or will I have to wait until the election thread?

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:22