Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Archenteron: Nov 3, 2006

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Thor doesn't like to be bored.

Did Thor just yell at the Infinity Gems? Because if so, :allears:

Also this thread has made me want to start keeping up with current X-Men comics so I can see the end of this current Juggernaut arc because I am now rooting for Rockslide to get the Gem.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:12

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# ? May 8, 2024 23:55

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Yea, pretty much.

She wasn't having any luck with finding a way to track em, and Thor had been told they had something like the mind of a dead god in there, so he just decided to pick up the gauntlet and yell at it.

It worked :black101:

# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:15

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

More random Archie.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 01:29

mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

What the gently caress is going on with those pants

# ? Feb 11, 2015 06:57

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

mercenarynuker posted:

What the gently caress is going on with those pants

Judging by the accompanying t-shirt, I would say the late '80s-early '90s.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:24

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Patrick Spens posted:

From Rachel Rising #30, it's better without context.

That bear won't have it said that he killed an unarmed man.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:58

Baron Bifford: May 24, 2006; Can't post for 2 years!

Say Nothing posted:

I want to know this panel's context.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 12:17

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Baron Bifford posted:

I want to know this panel's context.

"GRAEY ALIEN posted:

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then......when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on "UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np - green day - time of our lives

# ? Feb 11, 2015 15:41

Baron Bifford: May 24, 2006; Can't post for 2 years!

lol wut?

# ? Feb 11, 2015 15:49

Sefer: Sep 2, 2006; Not supposed to be here today

Baron Bifford posted:

I want to know this panel's context.

She's asking if the outfit is better with a long skirt or would be better with a mini.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 17:07

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Help Us! Great Warrior is now an actual honest-to-goodness comic-type "book" that you can purchase TODAY. Help Us! Great Warrior #1

e: THOR #5 has had it up to HERE with this poo poo:

there's a couple more excellent pages after this so go buy it

Majuju fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Feb 11, 2015

# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:37

Atmus: Mar 8, 2002

Someone with the name Absorbing Man shouldn't talk a lot of poo poo.

I guess he could be a spokesperson for a paper towel company though.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:54

Name Change: Oct 9, 2005

Absorbing Man is basically Thor's jobber and now a guardian of the patriarchy I guess.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:37

Rohan Kishibe: Oct 29, 2011; Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Majuju posted:

Help Us! Great Warrior is now an actual honest-to-goodness comic-type "book" that you can purchase TODAY. Help Us! Great Warrior #1

e: THOR #5 has had it up to HERE with this poo poo:

there's a couple more excellent pages after this so go buy it

Holy gently caress! Thought bubbles! In TYOOL 2015?!

_{I just don't like multiple characters having the same codename, _{'cause it just makes everyone call her "Girl-Thor".}}

# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:29

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Titania knocks Crusher out and gives herself up right after that, because, um, sisterhood? I dunno, that whole scene came off really clunky, like Aaron screaming really loudly that he's a feminist without actually having anything specific to say about feminism.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:34

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

I thought when Absorbing Man tried to absorb Mjolnir he was paralysed until it wore off, on account of not being worthy...

# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:39

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Elfface posted:

I thought when Absorbing Man tried to absorb Mjolnir he was paralysed until it wore off, on account of not being worthy...

Nah it just flew around him and never touched him instead of just slamming into him which distracted him.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 23:14

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

[Fantastic Four #303]

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:07

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Have they revealed who the new Thor is yet?

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:53

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Have they revealed who the new Thor is yet?

If you care enough to ask, maybe you should read the comic.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:57

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Old Thor is literally crossing names off a list trying to work it out. (He's basically eliminated his mum, and that's about it.)

# ? Feb 12, 2015 01:10

Baron Bifford: May 24, 2006; Can't post for 2 years!

How is it that Thor transferred his name to this woman? "Thor" isn't his codename, that's his actual name.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 01:10

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Baron Bifford posted:

How is it that Thor transferred his name to this woman? "Thor" isn't his codename, that's his actual name.

Endless Mike posted:

If you care enough to ask, maybe you should read the comic.

For real though it's a really good series and it's in issue 5 so a trade should probably be coming out in the next few months.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 01:14

Senor Candle: Nov 5, 2008

Baron Bifford posted:

How is it that Thor transferred his name to this woman? "Thor" isn't his codename, that's his actual name.

For him it's his real name, for her it's a superhero name.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 01:14

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Baron Bifford posted:

How is it that Thor transferred his name to this woman? "Thor" isn't his codename, that's his actual name.

Yeah, don't even get me started on those loving Kaizers or Czars.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 01:25

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Baron Bifford posted:

How is it that Thor transferred his name to this woman? "Thor" isn't his codename, that's his actual name.

It says it right there on the hammer.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 01:26

Rohan Kishibe: Oct 29, 2011; Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Senor Candle posted:

For him it's his real name, for her it's a superhero name.

He's just like Doctor Strange or Doctor Doom where his real name makes a real good superhero name!

# ? Feb 12, 2015 01:28

Cousin Todd: Jul 3, 2007; Grimey Drawer

There's an Iron Man (Fe)minist joke in there somewhere.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 02:45

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Baron Bifford posted:

How is it that Thor transferred his name to this woman? "Thor" isn't his codename, that's his actual name.

It's like "Man, gently caress Nick Fury, i'm not worthy of the hammer, but hey, you are. You're Thor now, i'm not worthy enough, I am the Odinson (formerly known as Thor)"

# ? Feb 12, 2015 05:28

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Baron Bifford posted:

How is it that Thor transferred his name to this woman? "Thor" isn't his codename, that's his actual name.

Wasn't Eric Masterson Thor for a while?

# ? Feb 12, 2015 06:16

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Majuju posted:

e: THOR #5 has had it up to HERE with this poo poo:

there's a couple more excellent pages after this so go buy it

While I don't get the hate for lady Thor and have otherwise enjoyed the series so far, stuff like this always makes me roll my eyes.

Exception being that Invincible page with the panel reuse.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 06:29

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Absorbing Man talking like a redditor is great.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 06:33

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

WAR FOOT posted:

While I don't get the hate for lady Thor and have otherwise enjoyed the series so far, stuff like this always makes me roll my eyes.

Exception being that Invincible page with the panel reuse.

Who was hating on the new Thor? I want names, and which of their hands they prefer to have smashed with a hammer.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 06:45

BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Die Laughing posted:

Who was hating on the new Thor? I want names, and which of their hands they prefer to have smashed with a hammer.

The entirety of /co/ over at 4Chan, for one. Any time scans are posted they spiral into the usual rants 'SJWs' who have turned Thor into 'Whor', etc. etc.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:51

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Technically she'd have the last name of Odinsdottir, ~~so they'd have to re-inscribe Mjolnir~~. No they wouldn't.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:51

Decius: Oct 14, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

Prison Warden posted:

Holy gently caress! Thought bubbles! In TYOOL 2015?!

Still writing TYOOL in 2015 isn't any less dated and tired than thought bubbles though. She can only talk Thor faux medieval English, the thought bubbles are there to remind you that she isn't Asgardian, but human, presumably from contemporary Earth.

Senor Candle posted:

For him it's his real name, for her it's a superhero name.

He also said he doesn't want to be called Thor any more, since he isn't worthy, he goes by Odinson at the moment.

Decius fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Feb 12, 2015

# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:43

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Decius posted:

He also said he doesn't want to be called Thor any more, since he isn't worthy, he goes by Odinson at the moment.

Honestly to me that sounds like a kinda dumb justification to let them transfer the name, I would've been happy if they'd just said she was the new God of Thunder. I've spent too long thinking of Thor as an individual's name.

But then comics are basically 100% dumb justifications, so whatever.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Feb 12, 2015

# ? Feb 12, 2015 10:02

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Majuju posted:

e: THOR #5 has had it up to HERE with this poo poo:

I haven't read the new Thor, why is she speaking in Asgardian but thinking in normal English?

# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:02

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Speakingeth thusly is one of the powers of Thor

# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:04

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# ? May 8, 2024 23:55

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

team overhead smash posted:

Yeah, don't even get me started on those loving Kaizers or Czars.

Fine. I see how it is.

Al-Saqr posted:

I haven't read the new Thor, why is she speaking in Asgardian but thinking in normal English?

Like two posts up, dude.

Decius posted:

She can only talk Thor faux medieval English, the thought bubbles are there to remind you that she isn't Asgardian, but human, presumably from contemporary Earth.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 16:29

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