The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

They certainly don't use that kind of language on the internet!

That's the loudest profanity I've ever read! :stare:

# ? Feb 11, 2015 04:02

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# ? May 11, 2024 16:14

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Root Bear posted:

That's the loudest profanity I've ever read!

TESTIIIIINNNGGG!

# ? Feb 11, 2015 04:06

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

They certainly don't use that kind of language on the internet!

I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?

# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:20

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?

It's a ring-toss game. :downs:

# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:48

Rich Uncle Chet: Jan 20, 2005; The Law? Law is a Human Institution.

Do over Ham posted:

It's a ring-toss game.

I call the big one 'Bitey' :downs:

# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:59

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Neddy Seagoon posted:

TESTIIIIINNNGGG!

Turn it up! Turn it uuuup!!

# ? Feb 11, 2015 06:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

After The War posted:

Turn it up! Turn it uuuup!!

# ? Feb 11, 2015 06:29

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

THRILLHO

# ? Feb 11, 2015 07:29

Trash Boat: Dec 28, 2012; VROOM VROOM

TMMadman posted:

Now enter the force of, your swing. I suggest, feathered touch.

You have entered POWERDRIVE! Now push 7, 8, 7, to swing.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 08:47

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

You have selected "no."

# ? Feb 11, 2015 17:27

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Spectacle Rock posted:

You have selected "no."

Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "You" referring to me. The correct answer was you!

# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:15

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Spectacle Rock posted:

You have selected "no."

You have selected "You," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:20

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Trash Boat posted:

Now enter the force of, your swing. I suggest, feathered touch.

You have entered POWERDRIVE! Now push 7, 8, 7, to swing.

I got down on the floor for this!? :arghfist:

# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:50

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I got down on the floor for this!?

You mean I waxed my bikini zone for nothing?!

# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:51

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Trash Boat posted:

Now enter the force of, your swing. I suggest, feathered touch.

You have entered POWERDRIVE! Now push 7, 8, 7, to swing.

You know, Trash Boat, the traditional way to cheat at golf is to lower your score.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:54

Rich Uncle Chet: Jan 20, 2005; The Law? Law is a Human Institution.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

You know, Trash Boat, the traditional way to cheat at golf is to lower your score.

Smithers, who is that Lavatory Linksman?

# ? Feb 11, 2015 19:01

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Smithers, who is that Lavatory Linksman?

That's Boardroom Jimmy, sir, one of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 19:39

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack posted:

Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "You" referring to me. The correct answer was you!

Everything Counts posted:

You have selected "You," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job! I'm going to go out there tonight, and post the best quotes of my life!

# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:06

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mira posted:

That's Boardroom Jimmy, sir, one of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G.

I wonder if this Boardroom Nixon is any relation?

# ? Feb 11, 2015 23:19

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

PT6A posted:

I wonder if this Boardroom Nixon is any relation?

# ? Feb 11, 2015 23:21

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hello, I'm Doctor_Fruitbat. I'm afraid I'll have to amputate... Your butt.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:04

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Hello, I'm Doctor_Fruitbat. I'm afraid I'll have to amputate... Your butt.

Whatever I finds, I keeps! :11tea:

# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:38

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Hello, I'm Doctor_Fruitbat. I'm afraid I'll have to amputate... Your butt.

I'm making my rounds

and i'm a little behind.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 01:58

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 02:20

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

I'm Martytoof, blah blah blah. Post this, post that, blah blah blah.

My registration date is so recent, blah blah blah :barf:

# ? Feb 12, 2015 03:54

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Spectacle Rock posted:

I'm Martytoof, blah blah blah. Post this, post that, blah blah blah.

My registration date is so recent, blah blah blah

Where did I lose them? :confused:

# ? Feb 12, 2015 04:20

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CatchrNdRy posted:

Where did I lose them?

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion, you said you'd never need them again!

# ? Feb 12, 2015 04:21

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Trash Boat posted:

Now enter the force of, your swing. I suggest, feathered touch.

You have entered POWERDRIVE! Now push 7, 8, 7, to swing.

You have selected Regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 04:30

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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CatchrNdRy posted:

Where did I lose them?

Actually sir, we found the jade monkey -- it was in your glove compartment.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 04:53

The Monkey Man: Jun 10, 2012; HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

-What does it do?
-Nothing.
-Really, what does it do?
-Whatever it does, it's doing it now.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 05:13

Trash Boat: Dec 28, 2012; VROOM VROOM

Martytoof posted:

Actually sir, we found the jade monkey -- it was in your glove compartment.

Soon, it'll have written the greatest novel known to man! Let's see..."It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! You stupid monkey!

# ? Feb 12, 2015 05:24

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CatchrNdRy posted:

Where did I lose them?

Am I so out of touch? ...no, its the children who are wrong.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 05:51

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

Everything Counts posted:

Am I so out of touch? ...no, its the children who are wrong.

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

# ? Feb 12, 2015 06:00