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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Obama?

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El Chupanebrae
Feb 14, 2012
Bad special effects?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gorilla Salad posted:

Also, if you know a person and they transform into a wolf and you start rubbing their head, how is that not weird? Do you rub their head when they're human? In wolf form. does he get to sniff your crotch?

EDIT: looking closer at that gif, it looks like the wolf actually is taking a deep sniff of her bits.

That wolf was dating her at the time, because he 'imprinted' on her. Of course, he actually imprinted on an egg in her ovary which later became her daughter so he then becomes betrothed to the baby. Don't worry about it being creepy though, because she ages quickly and will become an adult when she is 7 oh wait it's still pretty creepy.

Anyway, that baby was CGI in the movie.

They did use a pratical effects prop baby at first, but it looked like this:

Don't worry Rosalie, you are in the good company of another viscious killer.


Ak Gara posted:

I just don't understand. Willow... Time Bandits... Tom Cruise... Why did they stop hiring those kinda guys.

Real Dwarves gotta make a living.
The Tarsem Singh Snow White movie with Julia Roberts as the queen actually did that.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The MSJ posted:

That wolf was dating her at the time, because he 'imprinted' on her. Of course, he actually imprinted on an egg in her ovary which later became her daughter so he then becomes betrothed to the baby. Don't worry about it being creepy though, because she ages quickly and will become an adult when she is 7 oh wait it's still pretty creepy.

Anyway, that baby was CGI in the movie.

They did use a pratical effects prop baby at first, but it looked like this:

Don't worry Rosalie, you are in the good company of another viscious killer.



Aww as soon as I saw the first 2 stills, I was going to post Bradley Cooper making a fake babby's hand wiggle

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

The MSJ posted:

They did use a pratical effects prop baby at first, but it looked like this:


Has anyone involved in making that drat thing ever seen a baby?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Slime posted:

Has anyone involved in making that drat thing ever seen a baby?

Have you ever seen a magic baby? No? Maybe that is what magic babies look like.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Paladinus posted:

They actually used body doubles in Hobbit, too.



What the hell? Just use those guys. They look awesome as dwarves.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Angela Christine posted:

Have you ever seen a magic baby? No? Maybe that is what magic babies look like.

Now I see why people burned witches way back in the old days.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

The MSJ posted:

The Tarsem Singh Snow White movie with Julia Roberts as the queen actually did that.


That movie was much less lovely than the other one. Amazing costumes, and the actors playing the dwarves were really good actors (in addition to having dwarfism or whatever).

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Bored posted:

Here's the practical effects that they replaced with lovely CGI (I think all of them) for the Thing prequel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU

And here's an explanation
short version: http://vimeo.com/97585925
long version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU


Uh, funny image?


The practical effect didn't work out so well here.


It woulda worked if they had put boots on the dog. He woulda walked really creepy.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.


Never skip leg day

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Pre CGI Hobbit Orc:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Jamesman posted:

It woulda worked if they had put boots on the dog. He woulda walked really creepy.



Special effects have improved further.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

The MSJ posted:

Special effects have improved further.



Making kick-proof robots will be humanity's downfall. Mark my words :tinfoil:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Bored posted:

Here's the practical effects that they replaced with lovely CGI (I think all of them) for the Thing prequel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU

And here's an explanation
short version: http://vimeo.com/97585925
long version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU

In my dreams, there's a "practical effects edition" release of the film with the footage from before the CGI paintjob restored.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Drone_Fragger posted:

Stanley Kubricks 2001 a Space Odyssey has some of the best model, miniature and general film trickery ever made and I seriously suggest you watch it. There is nowhere in the film, despite being made in 1968 where you go "oh this looks SUPER fake!!".

Except when you can see the glass plate they stuck the pen to. And some of the sets in the dawn of time segments are really obvious. And the color altered landscapes in the beyond the infinite sequence.

Really, there's a lot of 2001 doesn't look that great in terms of effects. Some of the obvious things have been cleaned up in the more recent releases (the pen shot, for example, has the visible portions of the glass removed), but they were pushing the edge for 1968 and some things worked and others didn't.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

The MSJ posted:

Special effects have improved further.



Every time I see one of those robots, someone kicks it really hard! Why do people hate them so much? Be nice

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Random Stranger posted:

Except when you can see the glass plate they stuck the pen to. And some of the sets in the dawn of time segments are really obvious. And the color altered landscapes in the beyond the infinite sequence.

Really, there's a lot of 2001 doesn't look that great in terms of effects. Some of the obvious things have been cleaned up in the more recent releases (the pen shot, for example, has the visible portions of the glass removed), but they were pushing the edge for 1968 and some things worked and others didn't.

They used a similar glass plate method for 2010, and there's a funny outake where Roy Scheider tries over and over to get the pen to stay in place. When it finally does he's so surprised he forgets to speak his line.

EDIT: Here it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ghd3wkf_g It starts at 8:27

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 04:56 on Feb 12, 2015

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

The MSJ posted:

That wolf was dating her at the time, because he 'imprinted' on her. Of course, he actually imprinted on an egg in her ovary which later became her daughter so he then becomes betrothed to the baby. Don't worry about it being creepy though, because she ages quickly and will become an adult when she is 7 oh wait it's still pretty creepy.

Anyway, that baby was CGI in the movie.

They did use a pratical effects prop baby at first, but it looked like this:

Don't worry Rosalie, you are in the good company of another viscious killer.


Joining the long line of fake movie and tv show babies

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Haruharuharuko posted:

Joining the long line of fake movie and tv show babies


Haha, where is that from?

Look, now it's not just movies.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The MSJ posted:

Haha, where is that from?

Look, now it's not just movies.


:ohdear: Bruces anguish! ..... as he goes to get starbucks the next day

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

The MSJ posted:

Haha, where is that from?

Torchwood Miracle Day. It's even better in action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh1uwWULF_g

Baby gives no shits.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

The MSJ posted:

Haha, where is that from?

Look, now it's not just movies.


She's given birth to the Muad'Dib.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

I was the the Palms the other day, and some dude was walking his tiny, booty-footed, rat-dog through the casino. It was an odd sight.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Chrpno posted:

Every time I see one of those robots, someone kicks it really hard! Why do people hate them so much? Be nice

This is how the robot uprising begins :tinfoil:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Choco1980 posted:

In my dreams, there's a "practical effects edition" release of the film with the footage from before the CGI paintjob restored.

I think I heard they were taking all the practical effects and animatronics from this, tweaking them, and then they're filming an entire new movie with them. Just the effects studio I mean, I think it was a Kickstarter.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
Here, token funny image stolen from imgur so that I can continue the sfx/cgi/etc derail:



Okay, so, you can't use forced perspective in the normal way when shooting 3D, because the actor who is farther away will just look... farther away, right? But what if you had a 3D camera that filmed things through four lenses at once, instead of just two? Use the inner pair for the closer actor, and the outer pair for the farther actor, and they'll look like they're the same distance away. You'd have to do some digital blending of the scene but it would at least allow for the actors to interact with each other normally.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


The MSJ posted:

That wolf was dating her at the time, because he 'imprinted' on her. Of course, he actually imprinted on an egg in her ovary which later became her daughter so he then becomes betrothed to the baby. Don't worry about it being creepy though, because she ages quickly and will become an adult when she is 7 oh wait it's still pretty creepy.

Anyway, that baby was CGI in the movie.

They did use a pratical effects prop baby at first, but it looked like this:

Don't worry Rosalie, you are in the good company of another viscious killer.


The Tarsem Singh Snow White movie with Julia Roberts as the queen actually did that.


Stephanie Meyer posted:

I've heard you say that you think Breaking Dawn should be two movies. Why? Also, that it might be impossible to film. What does that mean?

If Breaking Dawn were ever made into a movie, it's hard to imagine it fitting into ninety minutes. The book is just so long! I can't imagine how to distill it—if I could, the book would be shorter. But maybe a screenwriter can see a way to do it and still cover the crucial plot points.
When I said that Breaking Dawn might be impossible to film, it's because of Renesmee. You can do almost anything with CGI these days—realistic dragons and dinosaurs and endless amounts of nonexistent creatures that blend right in with the real elements. Some of them look so real you forget they're not. However, the one thing that I've never seen is a CGI human being who truly looks real. An actress can't play Renesmee, at least not when she's a few days old; she's the size of a baby, but her expressions are totally controlled and aware. She would have to be a construct, and CGI isn't quite there yet. Of course, they develop amazing new technologies everyday, and we've got a little time left.
http://stepheniemeyer.com/bd_faq.html

Worth a read for her complete lack of understanding on how boners work.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



. On second thought, never mind

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Len posted:

http://stepheniemeyer.com/bd_faq.html

Worth a read for her complete lack of understanding on how boners work.

J.K. Rowling had the monster in Harry's chest.

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Okay, so, you can't use forced perspective in the normal way when shooting 3D, because the actor who is farther away will just look... farther away, right? But what if you had a 3D camera that filmed things through four lenses at once, instead of just two? Use the inner pair for the closer actor, and the outer pair for the farther actor, and they'll look like they're the same distance away. You'd have to do some digital blending of the scene but it would at least allow for the actors to interact with each other normally.

I have a better idea: just use one camera and stop making 3d movies.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Krowley posted:

I have a better idea: just use one camera and stop making 3d movies.

You mad fool, it's so crazy it just might work.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
As someone without depth perception, I can't wait for the 3D fad to die down.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Kajeesus posted:

As someone without depth perception, I can't wait for the 3D fad to die down.

A guy who had no depth perception inexplicably got it back after watching a 3D movie. Why a guy with no depth perception was watching a 3D movie in the first place is anyone's guess.

I just googled it and it's even better than that: He's a neuroscientist.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
3D has been around for a while but the "new" 3D trend more or less started with Avatar in 2009

that was 6 years ago, i dont think this fad is goin away anytime soon

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I think I heard they were taking all the practical effects and animatronics from this, tweaking them, and then they're filming an entire new movie with them. Just the effects studio I mean, I think it was a Kickstarter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harbinger_Down

I think that's it. It'll probably suck like a sci-fi channel film, but at least the effects will be neato.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude

Zzulu posted:

3D has been around for a while but the "new" 3D trend more or less started with Avatar in 2009

that was 6 years ago, i dont think this fad is goin away anytime soon

It allows them to charge you an additional fee for movie. In a time of declining audiences and falling profits, it will never go away.

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

e X posted:

It allows them to charge you an additional fee for movie. In a time of declining audiences and falling profits, it will never go away.

A better solution might be to make good movies.

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