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google's "no-captcha recaptcha" is getting worse for me. sometimes it believes i'm not a robot just with a checkbox, other times it has shown me a single relatively easily read word. now it's suddenly showing me those things where there is one very distorted word and a word from a low quality scanned text.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 05:09 |
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you have been getting these captchas too right, that just proves that you're an advanced robot!
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quote:Hi all
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yeah that was my last office too there were two or three within walking distance of me. they usually looked in some state of disrepair, but maybe that's just cause they're loving cardboard. i looked in one and was pretty unimpressed. then not a day later a guy brought an oculus and i had the loving ride of my life in that.
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you suck google![]() this doesnt even make sense. last time i didnt have to choose
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best part is when you pick one and then your subscriptions don't show up in the sidebar and you have to refresh. then you click comment and it asks you to fill out your real name and you're like what the heck
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echinopsis posted:you suck google
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kalstrams posted:it tries to make you use g+ account you don't have on that email, I think keep loving that chicken, google
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kalstrams posted:it tries to make you use g+ account you don't have on that email, I think i thought they finally dropped this bullshit
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Necc0 posted:i thought they finally dropped this bullshit that is also how they made g+ look like desolate desert with cactuses, instead of just desolate desert
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echinopsis posted:you suck google what's wrong with your fonts? ![]()
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The Management posted:what's wrong with your fonts?
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ya how did u induce that
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/12/technology/personaltech/googles-time-at-the-top-may-be-nearing-its-end.html peak google in the new york times. the narrative is shifting, google's destruction is almost upon us
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quote:Growth in Google’s primary business, search advertising, has flattened out at about 20 percent a year for the last few years.
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you should see my fonts.
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qirex posted:idg how someone can write this and not feel like a shitbag, "oh no their primary revenue stream has only grown 20% a year what loving losers" step one: be cremnob or a cremnob accesory
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It will be pretty hilarious at whatever point in the future Google has to exercise actual cost controls instead of it just being a magical playpen where you can solve world hunger, build death robots and write code that removes non-vevo music videos at the same place
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qirex posted:It will be pretty hilarious at whatever point in the future Google has to exercise actual cost controls instead of it just being a magical playpen where you can solve world hunger, build death robots and write code that removes non-vevo music videos at the same place did microsoft or any other big company ever act like this or is google a pioneer in that regard
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computer parts posted:did microsoft or any other big company ever act like this or is google a pioneer in that regard microsoft outsourced saving the world to the bill gates foundation
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qirex posted:idg how someone can write this and not feel like a shitbag, "oh no their primary revenue stream has only grown 20% a year what loving losers" my company recently fired a bunch of people because we didn't meet the parent conglomerate's goal of >10% growth every year
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Nintendo Kid posted:microsoft outsourced saving the world to the bill gates foundation bill ![]()
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duTrieux. posted:my company recently fired a bunch of people because we didn't meet the parent conglomerate's goal of >10% growth every year my company has never made a single cent ![]()
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that's the official anroid developer slogan
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PleasureKevin posted:best part is when you pick one and then your subscriptions don't show up in the sidebar and you have to refresh. my favorite thing is that if i switch to the account google wants me to use nothing carries over from my old one
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cremnob posted:http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/12/technology/personaltech/googles-time-at-the-top-may-be-nearing-its-end.html "Google is great at information but it is still learning emotion." ![]()
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Nintendo Kid posted:step one: be cremnob or a cremnob accesory ![]() mmm cremnob loves me so much mmm
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computer parts posted:did microsoft or any other big company ever act like this or is google a pioneer in that regard A. if you don't listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, kill yourself B. http://www.npr.org/2013/05/11/182873683/google-chairman-eric-schmidt-plays-not-my-job quote:SAGAL: So your story is is that Google, as we know, was founded by these two grad students at Stanford who came up with this search thing. They were very young men at the time, and they founded this company, and you were brought in to provide adult supervision, as they said in the day. Is that about right?
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:A. if you don't listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, kill yourself and he's the creepy one
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I am displeased with google and mattel![]()
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qirex posted:I am displeased with google and mattel what the gently caress is this poo poo?
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straight from the ball pit onto your face
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Cold on a Cob posted:what the gently caress is this poo poo? productized google carboard no, really
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:A. if you don't listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, kill yourself is it actually a good thing to listen to usually?
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qirex posted:productized google carboard lol
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teen bear posted:is it actually a good thing to listen to usually? yeah, it's pretty funny. The host (Peter Sagal) is witty and quick and the guest panel is comprised of comedians/humorists (usually) and they're pretty funny and the guests are usually pretty interesting. If you like The Daily Show/Colbert you'd like it. In Google news, I just got so fed up with Chrome that the goog can suck a bag of dicks because I'm done with it. One less google thing in my life, yay
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qirex posted:I am displeased with google and mattel hehe.. *in doge or maybe borat voice* very nostaglia, i like
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such voice
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:yeah, it's pretty funny. The host (Peter Sagal) is witty and quick and the guest panel is comprised of comedians/humorists (usually) and they're pretty funny and the guests are usually pretty interesting. i'm usually sketpical of shows i hear recommended by other NPR podcasts but i'll give it a few listens
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 05:09 |
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lmao they've killed helpouts. launched in 2013. edit: sorry, november 2013 http://www.theverge.com/2013/11/5/5066674/google-helpouts-launches-a-market-for-live-video-lessons-from-experts quote:Although it's a small launch, Google VP of Engineering Udi Manber was bullish on Helpouts' future. Likening current skepticism about Helpouts to how some felt about online shopping in the early days of the internet, Manber repeated over and over at a press event today that "in the end, convenience and efficiency always win." Thanks Ants fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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