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MickeyFinn
May 8, 2007
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark ass bitches

opus111 posted:

wait... what about the RAM? Does it hang outside of his PC or something?

He puts it in his rear end before going to sleep at night. It is warm, you see.

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dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug

opus111 posted:

wait... what about the RAM? Does it hang outside of his PC or something?

His pc has a color theme, I guess the RAM had heat spreaders that were orange which is his accent color, natch.

Nice enough kid, but needs to grow up financially and professionally - the sooner the better.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

well when i think about the crap I bought when I first got a real job I shudder... not gonna judge him too harshly. although i did spent it all on mountain bikes instead of coolour coded ram lol.

Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related
My coworker inherited a camper trailer several states away. Said trailer is unseen by him and has been sitting for years. Instead of paying to have it towed to where he lives (apartment bldg) he buys a 20 year old municipal truck at auction and then has to pay nearly 2k extra to get the thing to pass inspection. The truck is so he can tow the trailer home. This was 2 years ago. He still has the truck and trailer but they have not yet made the tow.

He has other questionable purchases such as a "hunting cabin" on the side of a highway.

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

"I spoke with the bank and you're approved for 144 months with a $105k down payment with a 5.99% interest rate. This would put your payment around $970 dollars."

This required no income verification. Party like it's 2007!

Dreadite
Dec 31, 2004

College Slice

Blinkman987 posted:

Like, one of my favorite memories in life is me on the great barrier reef, laying out on a boat deck, chatting up a beautiful woman. In my early 30s, that's just not available to me like it was in my mid-20s. Now i'm approaching a point in my life where I start trading money for time, and I'm glad I spent the way that I did young.

yeah at like 32 years old you're no longer allowed to go on boats and talk to women :wtc:

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



My parents… have no retirement savings. :(

Just found this out.

My dad's work does a pension, but it is not in great health right now according to him.

My mom hasn't worked in like 8 years…

They're 56 and 53. My dad already had a stroke in 2012… lordy.

Their one saving grace is my Nana, who won multi-millions in the lottery like 12 years ago, has a CD in my mom's name for when she dies...

Oh looorrrdddd. I hope I marry someone rich to help me help them.

Sokani
Jul 20, 2006



Bison

Dreadite posted:

yeah at like 32 years old you're no longer allowed to go on boats and talk to women :wtc:

He probably means he's at a point with his life and career where he doesn't have the same opportunities to relax like he used to. Sometimes you just gotta be busy.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


spinst posted:

My parents… have no retirement savings. :(

Just found this out.

My dad's work does a pension, but it is not in great health right now according to him.

My mom hasn't worked in like 8 years…

They're 56 and 53. My dad already had a stroke in 2012… lordy.

Their one saving grace is my Nana, who won multi-millions in the lottery like 12 years ago, has a CD in my mom's name for when she dies...

Oh looorrrdddd. I hope I marry someone rich to help me help them.

That stinks. Do they own a house outright, maybe when they can downsize from at some point and cash out some equity?

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

quote:

Hello PF! Please help me! I am trying to lock down my mortgage loan on my first home and i have just recently been laid off. I was laid off and will be back with my company for 2 weeks coming up followed by another lay off. My employer wants to keep me but just doesn't have enough work right now to keep me fully employed. In the meantime i have been collecting employment insurance and found some side work to pay my bills. My broker is telling me my only option due to layoff is to secure the loan with a co signer, but that is not an option for me. Is there anything i can do to get a loan without a co signer given the fact that i have been temporarily laid off?? And if i somehow manage to find a co signer would the lender be willing to let them off the title if i can re-qualify?

I signed contract with the developer 8 months ago. The contract specifies that if i fail the mortgage loan approval i will forfeit any money i have given to the developer (for security). I have paid them $12500 out of $16500 to fulfill their clause with the remaining 4k to be paid on closing. This $16500 I have paid to the developer will be used as my down payment. The price of the house is $310,000 and the $16,500 down is 5%. Thanks in advance!

http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/2vu3i9/help_might_lose_my_house_or_my_down_payment/

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy

Sooooo he's hosed, right?

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

overdesigned posted:

Sooooo he's hosed, right?

My wife used to pre-sell high end condos and people would lose their deposit all the time.

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



pig slut lisa posted:

That stinks. Do they own a house outright, maybe when they can downsize from at some point and cash out some equity?

Ha… no. They have two mortgages… and rent one house out.

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004

Comrade Flynn posted:

"I spoke with the bank and you're approved for 144 months with a $105k down payment with a 5.99% interest rate. This would put your payment around $970 dollars."

This required no income verification. Party like it's 2007!

A collectible Lamborghini as collateral with $105,000 cash up front and a rate about 3% above the best rate for a 60 month used car loan is a pretty attractive package for a lender. It's a lot easier and faster to recoup on a bad car loan than a bad mortgage.

balancedbias
May 2, 2009
$$$$$$$$$

Comrade Flynn posted:

"I spoke with the bank and you're approved for 144 months with a $105k down payment with a 5.99% interest rate. This would put your payment around $970 dollars."

This required no income verification. Party like it's 2007!

Wow, it's like house flipping, except zero extra work and a greater emphasis on crossing the gently caress out of yor fingers and toes!

LolitaSama
Dec 27, 2011

FrozenVent posted:

Basically:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dqnJ9Guvaaw

Replace Blockbuster with Radio Shack.

This guys acting right? "What am I going to spend my 15k on, a new car...maybe a bit of a used car." Its an act. A great one too.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

spinst posted:

My parents… have no retirement savings. :(

Just found this out.

My dad's work does a pension, but it is not in great health right now according to him.

My mom hasn't worked in like 8 years…

They're 56 and 53. My dad already had a stroke in 2012… lordy.

Their one saving grace is my Nana, who won multi-millions in the lottery like 12 years ago, has a CD in my mom's name for when she dies...

Oh looorrrdddd. I hope I marry someone rich to help me help them.

Does your dad make a lot and just piss it all away?

If so, good news A - your mom can get half of your dad's social security benefits if that's higher than her own, and good news B - in theory your dad still has ten years to figure this out. But he has to start maxing an IRA with catch up and throwing more money into a taxable account like today.

Wouldn't hurt for your mom to become a wal mart greeter or something.

Guilt them if you need to about how it will be you paying for them if they don't get their poo poo together.

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:

A collectible Lamborghini as collateral with $105,000 cash up front and a rate about 3% above the best rate for a 60 month used car loan is a pretty attractive package for a lender. It's a lot easier and faster to recoup on a bad car loan than a bad mortgage.

That's a good point.

I'm thinking of taking the loan and just getting a normal Penfed 60 month loan 6 months later.

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Comrade Flynn posted:

"I spoke with the bank and you're approved for 144 months with a $105k down payment with a 5.99% interest rate. This would put your payment around $970 dollars."

This required no income verification. Party like it's 2007!

Hey, post pics to AI to give Das Volk a run for his money with his Viper that blew its engine at 4700 miles. Seriously. I like car porn.

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

Taco Box posted:

Hey, post pics to AI to give Das Volk a run for his money with his Viper that blew its engine at 4700 miles. Seriously. I like car porn.

I was the one that told Das Volk to buy that car and he's encouraging me to get this one...it may be his revenge.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

spinst posted:

My parents… have no retirement savings. :(

quote:

Their one saving grace is my Nana, who won multi-millions in the lottery like 12 years ago, has a CD in my mom's name for when she dies...

Hmmm...

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Comrade Flynn posted:

I was the one that told Das Volk to buy that car and he's encouraging me to get this one...it may be his revenge.

I thought your handle sounded familiar!

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

spinst posted:

My dad's work does a pension, but it is not in great health right now according to him.

I've heard a few people question their company's pensions, but aren't pensions under a certain amount guaranteed by the government? I think I read that anything under 80k a year was insured. Maybe I read it wrong. Maybe it was just railroad pensions.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pension_Benefit_Guaranty_Corporation

The way I understand it, if your company goes tits up (or its pension plan does), PBGC takes over the pension. Not the ideal situation as your benefits will likely be cut anyways, but you are guaranteed up to $55k/year as of 2011.

Interestingly, almost all of the biggest pension funds they've taken over are either airlines or steel companies.

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Another good "It Came From Reddit"

quote:

This is a throwaway due to details.
In quite a hole here. Recently married, my wife brought old debt into the marriage. It's completely up to date and we can handle the payments, but it is cripplingly large. Not really sure what to tackle first or even how to go about it.
Income Net around $9500/mo average. Most of that is made 9 months out of the year which makes up for 3 months of ~$6000/mo.
Debt
CC1: ~$21,000 @ 15% edit Miscounted this number.
CC2: ~$9000 @ 13%
CC3: ~$3000 @ 10%
CC4: ~$4000 @ 2% (not promotional)
Car1: ~$25000 @ 3%
Car2: ~$22000 @ 2.5%
Student Loans1: ~$5500 @ 3.5%
Student Loans2: ~$25000 @ 4.11%

She / We have a spending problem. I know this. There hasn't been a dime put on credit in quite a while. One of the vehicles and one of the student loans I brought into the marriage, the others are hers. Selling the cars isn't an option. Really looking for advice on the credit cards.

She is insistent on ignoring the $30k card and paying off the rest because the others are older and it would make her feel better. I hate this but understand it would make her insane to watch thousands pour into the big one for months without it going away. It's very difficult for her to understand why we don't have any money when we are earning 120k/year. It's not easy to keep her from spending the extra cash. She has never missed a payment and writing this off is not an option. We will pay every cent.

We can afford around $4000/mo to send to debt, but this is often spent on something else like vacations or gifts for her family. Christmas cost double this. I am contributing to my 401K up to match and nothing more. She is self employed.

To compound this issue we are looking at buying a house in the next 4 months. This cannot be put off as the loan is going to be held by my dying grandfather who wants to make the mortgage my inheritance after he passes away. While he's alive, our living expenses will increase at least $600-$800 per month to cover the difference between our current rent and the mortgage.

I'm open to your thoughts.

Hits the Bad With Money Bingo:
-~$115K in debt
-wife can't understand why there's no money left
-can't save or pay on debt because of vacations and "gifts"
-obviously can't sell those cars to get something cheaper
-willfully ignoring highest balance/highest interest card
-"and also we want to a buy a house soon"

Mister Nobody
Feb 17, 2011
How? How does anyone let this happen, let alone 2 people. That post ticks all the bad with money boxes, just have to find out if one those cars is a truck.
Wonder what they plan on doing when their income takes a nose dive for 3 months.

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer
In the comments from the OP it gets better:

quote:

We spend $1000-$1300 per month on food including both grocery and eating out. She'd like to cut back here, but at the same time we love going out to eat, drinking wine and she only shops at Whole Foods. She's never learned to be frugal at the grocery store. She is a vegetarian which should help but really just means that much more is spent on fresh vegetables. No processed food is purchased and vegetables go incredibly fast without many fillers on the plate.

As far as budgeting for huge expenses, we try to do that. Our repayment is at $4000 because we are saving for Christmas ($5000-$8000/year), sending all of her nieces/nephews to camp ($5000/year), gym memberships (we have a regular gym and kickboxing gym), taking the same kids on a spring break trip ($3000) etc etc. She is not willing to compromise on the camp or trips. The only things she really cares about is our health (the food/gym) and the kids having great experiences. Removing either of these would destroy her quality of life. She almost never spends money on items for herself. We both supplemented our wardrobes recently after getting so tired of the same clothes for years.

$5-8K for Christmas, must send all nieces/nephews to camp for another $5K/year, obviously need two different gym memberships and to take all of those nieces/nephews on a $3K spring break trip. These are non-negotiable. :psyduck:

The comments are all "stop digging into the well" while he lists off reasons why he can't do anything reasonable.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Cast_No_Shadow posted:

Who the gently caress cares.
No one loving cares.

Goons with spoons is some other loving place. Talk about stupid people spending stupid money on lego equity and investing in radioshack.

Is it too late for me to coin the term Food Truck Equity?

The reddit post quoted right above mine is amazing and better than this one, but there are some similarities. IT CAME FROM REDDIT
http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/2vvng3/whats_the_best_way_to_curb_impulse_spending/

quote:

What's the best way to curb impulse spending? (self.personalfinance)
submitted 23 hours ago by Astridasteroid

So I got paid yesterday. I've paid all bills that need to be paid and I have a few hundred (I live paycheck to paycheck due to impulse spending) burning a hole in my pocket. All I want to do is take my kid to toys r us and buy crap. And I need some nicknacks for the house, so I need to spend all of my money. I always spend all of my money within 24-48 hours of getting paid and then I have no money for 2 weeks until I get paid again. Bills and rent are always paid on time (heck before time!) and they're paid in full if not a hair more. Anyway - someone talk me out of spending the remaining $400 I have in my account. Please. (My husband has both of my debit/credit cards and he's at work, but I can write checks!!) I need you guys to flame me and tell me I'm irresponsible - be as mean as you can because this impulse is taking over..
I think it's entirely intentional by the husband that she doesn't have access to the debit cards or savings accounts, just some access to check writing. In many relationships, this could be considered economic abuse, but here I think it's a good thing.

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
Now you guys have me scanning r/personalfinance for tales of woe and/or stupidity.

""A Redditor" posted:

I brought in a certified check into my branch, The check was from a separate investment firm that I had been saving money with. I booked an appointment with the bank to set up a new long term savings acount, I gave the bank representitive 2 checks at that time that I wanted both placed in this long term savings account.
Fast forward to today, or last month, I need said money, renovations get expensive I feel it is time to spend said savings. I go into the bank to request information on my investment only to be told they have no record of the deposit of my money into the account.
The account only showed the smaller of the 2 checks deposited not my $10 000 investment I had cashed out of the afore mentioned investment firm.
As this was nearly a decade ago and I have been dealing with the same bank that whole time, is there anything I can do?
Is my money gone? is the bank at all responsible?
Certified check to the bank to be deposited - years later bank tells me I never brought them anything.
Edit 1: Since I have just moved nearly 3000km away, things are pretty chaotic, I doubt I have any of the original paperwork from the account. This is not an account I would have to check up on, having good faith in the bank I had been using regularly for many years.

tl;dr-- Dude deposits a $10,000 check at his bank, bank loses it, fast forward TEN YEARS and dude never once verifies that said money actually got placed into the account. Send help. :psyduck:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

overdesigned posted:

Now you guys have me scanning r/personalfinance for tales of woe and/or stupidity.


tl;dr-- Dude deposits a $10,000 check at his bank, bank loses it, fast forward TEN YEARS and dude never once verifies that said money actually got placed into the account. Send help. :psyduck:

Shouldn't the bank be able to produce the amounts of his opening deposits? Or do banks have a "lol we shred all records after 7 years" rule like other businesses?

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
I guess the bank is saying the check never got deposited according to their records? I just don't get how you'd deposit ten thousand dollars and not at some point take a peek to make sure that the money was actually, you know, showing up in your account.

blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).

EugeneJ posted:

Shouldn't the bank be able to produce the amounts of his opening deposits? Or do banks have a "lol we shred all records after 7 years" rule like other businesses?

Yeah, most things are gone in 7 in the financial world. My company does 10 on some things, but the industry standard is 7.

He can reach out to the company that issued the check. They MIGHT be able to see if it was deposited and he can go from there. It also might be with the states unclaimed property fund. But, there is a chance he's SOL.

Harry
Jun 13, 2003

I do solemnly swear that in the year 2015 I will theorycraft my wallet as well as my WoW
Banks keep poo poo forever, you just have to plow past all the normal service people who say otherwise.

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



Krispy Kareem posted:

I've heard a few people question their company's pensions, but aren't pensions under a certain amount guaranteed by the government? I think I read that anything under 80k a year was insured. Maybe I read it wrong. Maybe it was just railroad pensions.

That's a good question, I'm not sure.

He is a machinist, and his pension is through his union.

My pension is through the state, and luckily, my state is one of the top 5 best funded teacher pension funds in the country.

Though I still have 32 years left…

potatoducks
Jan 26, 2006
I accidentally overdrew my checking account and got charged a $25 fee. Had to transfer some money from my savings account to cover it. With the miniscule difference in interest rates between the two accounts, I should probably just keep everything within my checking account. Bad with money.

Grumpwagon
May 6, 2007
I am a giant assfuck who needs to harden the fuck up.

potatoducks posted:

I accidentally overdrew my checking account and got charged a $25 fee. Had to transfer some money from my savings account to cover it. With the miniscule difference in interest rates between the two accounts, I should probably just keep everything within my checking account. Bad with money.

It's true you should know what you have in your checking account, and that you shouldn't be overdrafting at all. That said, if the issue isn't that you're overspending, just that you sometimes forget transfers, you should think about switching banks. Ally lets you set up free overdraft transfers. If you overdraft, they transfer from your savings to cover it, no fees whatsoever are charged. I've never had to use it, but I have it set up just in case.

I really like them for other reasons too. They reimburse all ATM fees, have "good" (~1%) savings rates, and their customer service has been great.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
If all ATM's had a feature to deposit cash, I'd switch to an online checking account - but it seems like that is still years away

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

quote:

To compound this issue we are looking at buying a house in the next 4 months. This cannot be put off as the loan is going to be held by my dying grandfather who wants to make the mortgage my inheritance after he passes away. While he's alive, our living expenses will increase at least $600-$800 per month to cover the difference between our current rent and the mortgage.

Here you go grandson you get to inherit this mortgage. What a great gift. They seem to love debt so they might as well take that on while there spending is out of control.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


A high-income idiot posted:

Wife and I make 180k. 3 kids....

......we both work so we have child care... We have a $1700 mortgage. $500 altogether in cars. And get eaten Alive in taxes.

How should I attack my debt?

I have an Amex at 27k that I am being " collected" on. I pay like $100 a month to keep them knowing I'm still here because I dot respond to collections by phone or mail. So this is real debt but doesn't currently hurt cash flow. I have a 5k consumer at HIGH interest that is $300 a month. Then two student loans totaling 30k at low interest.

How should I attack this?

He hasn't come back yet to fill out the details on his monthly spending, but I posted it because "my high tax bill" :qq:

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
it's pretty telling when they describe it as a "$1700 mortgage"

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