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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Exactly 50, and a doofy dad joke to boot. Very impressive.

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

So close. Yes, massive testing is a problem, but it's a problem that well predates Common Core.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



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Xander77 fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Feb 14, 2015

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012


this guys badass.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


Philippines?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Those are some imaginative atrocities :golfclap:

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

xrunner posted:

Philippines?

It's North Korean anti-US propaganda. If we ever get into a land war with North Korea, we need to treat the civilians with a light touch, because that's what they think will happen.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy

Technowolf posted:

Only one this week.



Mississippi's still one of the last states without a "no texting while driving" bill. Last year Rep. Bill Denny killed a similar bill because he didn't know whether the bill affected all people or just teenagers.

When I moved here, the fact that texting while driving was still legal was one of the craziest things I had heard. Please keep posting MS stuff so I can continue to spectate this wonderful, terrible state.

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet
It's Simple
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Has everyone become so cynical that they cannot see the simple truth?
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Please note!if you want to get your Dry Bones Haggadahs for this coming Passover, you'll have to order now! The LSW (Long Suffering Wife) mails them out from our local post office here in Israel. So if you want to make sure you'll get yours in time, you've got to order now! For details go to http://store.drybones.com
Labels: Bibi, Congress, Haggadah, Israel, Netanyahu, Nukes, Obama, Sanctions, Shuldig

Beyond Belief

It is difficult to do cartoons when the reality is so beyond belief!
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Please note!if you want to get your Dry Bones Haggadahs for this coming Passover, you'll have to order now! The LSW (Long Suffering Wife) mails them out from our local post office here in Israel. So if you want to make sure you'll get yours in time, you've got to order now! For details go to http://store.drybones.com
Labels: Bibi, Congress, Haggadah, Israel, Netanyahu, Nukes, Obama, Sanctions, Shuldig

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Oh, Horsey, I want you to bind me and violate me :allears:

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014

overdesigned posted:

When I moved here, the fact that texting while driving was still legal was one of the craziest things I had heard. Please keep posting MS stuff so I can continue to spectate this wonderful, terrible state.
I heard a podcast a while back about how there are no laws against having an open container in a car in Tennessee. People have been trying to push stuff through the legislature for years, but it's gotten as much traction as the Mississippi. You'd think that this kinda stuff wouldn't be an issue in TYOOL 2015

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



JaggerMcDagger posted:

It's Simple
,

Beyond Belief


Shuldig's Venn diagram eyes are close to becoming a Venn circle.

Vaginapocalypse
Mar 15, 2013

:qq: B-but it's so hard being white! Waaaaaagh! :qq:

Safety Dance posted:

It's North Korean anti-US propaganda. If we ever get into a land war with North Korea, we need to treat the civilians with a light touch, because that's what they think will happen.

They aren't wrong, Americans have conducted themselves disgracefully in their imperial adventures overseas. Atrocities will be committed by the yankee filth in their attempt to spread their mandate of manifest destiny across the globe. Only a strong leader like Kim Jong-Un or Putin can resist the rapine and savagery of Uncle Sam's best.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Actually, it's about ethics in Israaaaaaaaaaarghufhfglglgklg :unsmigghh:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



wait is this another estate owned by Don Ex Machina or is there another rich person eagerly subsidizing our heroes' lives

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Suitaru posted:

wait is this another estate owned by Don Ex Machina or is there another rich person eagerly subsidizing our heroes' lives

No, yeah, it's Don Sugardaddy's. Christ, they barely did anything on the ranch and now they're moving again*. I was kind of looking forward to a descent into stereotyped Texas asshattery, and maybe a return of the kiddie pool full of shame and beer.

* Alternately, this is just another dumb thing that will only fall through and nothing will come of it. Whatever.

e_angst
Sep 20, 2001

by exmarx

Suitaru posted:

wait is this another estate owned by Don Ex Machina or is there another rich person eagerly subsidizing our heroes' lives

Definitely Don Ex Machina.

Also, I would be really interested to find out the source for that crazy claim that there's a bill out there to give undocumented immigrants the vote.

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

I know this plot thread will likely be dropped within half a dozen strips, assuming it ever comes up again at all. But please, please, please Muir... Please grant me at least couple strips about what you think life in Japan is like. :allears:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Rangpur posted:

I know this plot thread will likely be dropped within half a dozen strips, assuming it ever comes up again at all. But please, please, please Muir... Please grant me at least couple strips about what you think like in Japan is like. :allears:
Yeah, I'm curious to know that too. That comic above is the first one of his I have actually read in months.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

"Do you have a second copy of the Minsk agreement for me? I..uh..misplaced the first one."

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

mom waifu and baby are, in the process of vectorization, rendered into a akira-like monster

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
I'm sure a half-Irish, half-Japanese person familiar with their heritage and the history of the US would have no frame of reference regarding the dangers of rampant xenophobia.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Dangerously close to 14 Words territory.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

My eyes gloss over the long DbDs, but I hope that the entire cast moves to Japan, because that is probably the only way that it could be come even more pathetic.

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

I enjoy that mama waifu looks exactly the same as normal waifu but with white hair instead of red.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
A police state is no place for Mr. Magoo, or my children.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

djw175 posted:

I enjoy that mama waifu looks exactly the same as normal waifu but with white hair instead of red.

I wish she did, I'm pretty sure he forgot to colour half of her head in the first panel.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Of course the child of a purple woman and a black man is white as hell.

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

Rangpur posted:

I know this plot thread will likely be dropped within half a dozen strips, assuming it ever comes up again at all. But please, please, please Muir... Please grant me at least couple strips about what you think life in Japan is like. :allears:

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I want to see whether the "Hokkaido estate" is actually the Baxter Building, but made entirely of paper shoji.


~Zed Piro Day~

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Pan down from the hole in Muir's ceiling, revealing rows upon rows of carefully curated harem anime dvds

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rangpur posted:

I know this plot thread will likely be dropped within half a dozen strips, assuming it ever comes up again at all. But please, please, please Muir... Please grant me at least couple strips about what you think life in Japan is like. :allears:

I bet it's a place where white people are respected and revered as is their due, where government doesn't meddle in citizens' private lives, and the mighty Invisible Hand of the Free Market rules the economy!

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Megatokyo and Day by Day are prime for crossover. Nothing happens in either of them, they're both male adolescent fantasies written by middle-aged men...

Sad porn tracings in the snow, coming this February.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Megatokyo is still going? I read that like twelve years ago when I was really dumb about that stuff.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Day by Day is the gift that keeps on giving. And the gift is always poo poo. Literally poo poo.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Shiddis crazy, it's so hot in here! I'm surprised there isn't one of a soldier grabbing a baby by the ankle and smashing its head against a wall. That old chestnut gets trotted out by propaganda departments during nearly every single conflict.

Live from New York, it's Brian McFadden!

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

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