Higgy posted:Later in the thread we find that poster has 8 siblings between him and his wife with something loving retarded like over 20 nieces and nephews that they feel all need presents and summer camp on their dime. This is, to quote reddit OP, non-negotiable. That is one of my favorite recurring bits in the Reddit (and BFC) financial advice threads. "Here's an extensive list of unnecessary expenses that are clearly the primary reason for my current financial woes. These items are non-negotiable. Now, tell me how to fix this mess." I wonder how many of those posts are actually from people in great financial shape, who stay in great financial shape by trolling Reddit instead of going to movies or whatever. I picture an attractive family sitting around the computer. Mom and dad are slightly older than the parents of their children's peers, because they got their ducks in a row before starting a family. There's an older daughter, maybe thirteen or fourteen years old, and a younger brother and sister. The little boy suggests telling Reddit that the family spends thousands of dollars on Christmas presents and summer camps for relatives they only see once per year. The little girl pipes up with, "Oh! Daddy, daddy... remember tell them the summer camps are non-negotiable!" Dad smiles and pulls the younger daughter closer, planting a kiss on her head. Mom and the son laugh as the older daughter begins to type.
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Centripetal Horse posted:That is one of my favorite recurring bits in the Reddit (and BFC) financial advice threads. "Here's an extensive list of unnecessary expenses that are clearly the primary reason for my current financial woes. These items are non-negotiable. Now, tell me how to fix this mess."
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Devian666 posted:Here's a local story of bad with money. Let's be honest here. Tell me a little part of you doesn't mean murder after you read an awful financial post and you start off a reply with "get rid of your spouse!" I predict one day BFC will come into its own when yet another SA murder can be traced back to flippant internet comments made right here. Maybe the worse one yet when we explain how bad the children and pets are for your finances. *shudder* AgrippaNothing fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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BFC>Bad With Money, the Derails Megathread: Your Spouse *Is* a Negotiable Asset
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canyoneer posted:Here's a new one. I'm really curious what kind of a dream job duder is pursuing in his late 40's which is causing his family's financial life to crumble around him. Hope it's worth it.
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My uncle, a 20 year veteran of HP had over a million in HP stock. That was until Carly Fiorina took over. And then he got laid off. Seriously bad with money.
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cowofwar posted:There are so, so, so many people that dump all their money in to gifts for their families. It's nice, but it's often poo poo that their families neither want nor need. Somebody already mentioned Zaurg and that's the first person I thought of. Wasn't it gifts for nieces and nephews and then Zaurgwife opened a college account for one of the nieces? God, I miss those threads. Speaking of bad with money, somebody spent $30 on this piece of poo poo:
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Centripetal Horse posted:That is one of my favorite recurring bits in the Reddit (and BFC) financial advice threads. "Here's an extensive list of unnecessary expenses that are clearly the primary reason for my current financial woes. These items are non-negotiable. Now, tell me how to fix this mess." Of course, sometimes they are in fact non-negotiable.
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Devian666 posted:Why do people want luxury cars so young? He says he's been driving a german luxury car for 5 years (when he was 19). Not even joking or being facetious, by the way. There are so many people who are just so status-obsessed that they're willing to go up their eyeballs in debt just trying to look wealthy. I know people who recently got jobs as bank tellers (which pays $17 an hour, and usually doesn't get full-time ours or a benefits package). Then think that they're hot-shot Wall Street Investment Bankers just because they work at a bank. So they lease/finance an Audi or Bimmer, then show up to work and park within full view of their coworkers with a look on their face. Volmarias posted:Of course, sometimes they are in fact non-negotiable. melon cat fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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My health insurance is too expensive. Husband makes 50k and wife makes 20k... of course the real problem emerges half way down. quote:We have too much overhead at home between mortgage, and two financed vehicles. In all our monthly expenditures total upwards of $4000
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Christ people are so stupid. The amount of money you save with one used vehicle bought per 5-10 years outright instead of having two financed vehicles replaced every 2-5 is insane.
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Volmarias posted:Of course, sometimes they are in fact non-negotiable.
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cowofwar posted:There are so, so, so many people that dump all their money in to gifts for their families. It's nice, but it's often poo poo that their families neither want nor need. As I get older, I almost hate gifts from my siblings. Here is ~30 dollar gift, thank you for your ~30 dollar gift.
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TLG James posted:As I get older, I almost hate gifts from my siblings. Here is ~30 dollar gift, thank you for your ~30 dollar gift. melon cat fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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melon cat posted:Heh, I agree completely. And in many cases, nobody's breaking even. Because you'll get a $30 gift card for a retailer/restaurant you don't go to, and you might buy them something similar. In the end, everyone's wasting money. It's part of the reason why I went the extra mile and convinced my family (despite their protests) to do an annual Secret Santa instead of getting 15 thoughtless gifts that will only end up being re-gifted, or getting sold at a garage sale. The amount of money (and time spent shopping) for Christmas gifts was incredible. This is one of the funniest economics articles I've ever read (which means it's like a 5/10 funny, but still worth reading) http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/21/upshot/an-economist-goes-christmas-shopping.html
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So... am I bad with money for considering this? I'm currently a student living on studentloans and financial aid (in Sweden, so no insane costs - for four years of school my total debt will be around $30k, at 1% interest). I have an "emergency" fund that covers my expenses during summer where I do not receive any financial aid and my plan is to find work - the problem is that pretty much every job that is related to my field requires a drivers liscense, something I currently do not have. If I do get it - my workchances will improve drastically (or be almost guaranteed, there's a serious shortage in my field). My dilemma is that as a student I can get a loan with my bank (a special student only loan) for $2000, to be paid back in 2 years at 6.75%. This will cover both lessons, and all costs associated with taking the liscense here in Sweden. The monthly cost will land at around $90, or about 10% of my income every month - or 1/3 of the money left over I have after normal saving and living costs. So - is it worth it or am I being dumb? Puffins fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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melon cat posted:Not even joking or being facetious, by the way. There are so many people who are just so status-obsessed that they're willing to go up their eyeballs in debt just trying to look wealthy. I know people who recently got jobs as bank tellers (which pays $17 an hour, and usually doesn't get full-time ours or a benefits package). Then think that they're hot-shot Wall Street Investment Bankers just because they work at a bank. So they lease/finance an Audi or Bimmer, then show up to work and park within full view of their coworkers with a look on their face.
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Aristotle Animes posted:Let's be honest here. Tell me a little part of you doesn't mean murder after you read an awful financial post and you start off a reply with "get rid of your spouse!" I didn't know Chris Benoit was a BFC goon.
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Haifisch posted:Thinking that menstrual products are a luxury. I feel incredibly sorry for any woman this sadsack ends up with. It's not just that he thinks that they're a luxury, it's that he doesn't understand what mensuration is. He thinks that she needs them because she's promiscuous, not because it is a thing that happens whether she wants it or not, so he's tut tutting her for having a uterus. Puffins posted:So... am I bad with money for considering this? That seems pretty reasonable.
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Puffins posted:So... am I bad with money for considering this? Your student loan is in-line with what I'd expect in New Zealand and 1% interest isn't much to worry about. Accumulating a small loan to get a license that gets you work isn't an issue as it will pay for itself. It's sensible. Just don't fall into the trap of other students accumulating a 6 digit loan for lifestyle. Volmarias posted:It's not just that he thinks that they're a luxury, it's that he doesn't understand what mensuration is. He thinks that she needs them because she's promiscuous, not because it is a thing that happens whether she wants it or not, so he's tut tutting her for having a uterus. That accountant is bad at life which is an additional reason he shouldn't be giving anyone financial planning advice. Devian666 fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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TLG James posted:As I get older, I almost hate gifts from my siblings. Here is ~30 dollar gift, thank you for your ~30 dollar gift. My sister participated in her boyfriend's family's gift exchange last Christmas. Here are the rules:
$25 value each. Provide two gift cards. Everyone "steals" gift cards 2 or 3 times, until everyone ends up with 2 gift cards of $25 value It's the stupidest thing. Let's all turn $50 of our universal gift cards (cash) into $50 of stuff that can only be spent in one place. Don't buy them as a regular kind of gift with someone specific in mind or any special feelings either, because everyone will swap them around. A touching holiday tradition.
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canyoneer posted:My sister participated in her boyfriend's family's gift exchange last Christmas. Here are the rules: The only way that Christmas could get worse is if the turkey was dry and there was no liquor.
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If you buy a turkey for Christmas that is bad with money.
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It's me I am bad with money I bought this.
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I was thinking about buying a car but after reviewing my finances I bought a train pass for the commute instead.
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Comrade Flynn posted:It's me I am bad with money I bought this. Well that's an investment that pays a hell of a dividend.
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Comrade Flynn posted:It's me I am bad with money I bought this. Devor posted:I think you misunderstood his post. It is a sort of a variant of a "humble brag" wherein he pretends to be ashamed of an act of largesse, and is ostensibly posted here for the purposes of us castigating him for a wasteful expenditure. However, he is in fact bragging about said dinner.
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Ha! And that whole thing sounds like a joke, but there really are people who believe that. For example, an acquaintance of mine lost a well-paying job for some really inappropriate workplace behaviour. He got a job at a telemarketing job at a credit union slinging pre-approved credit cards. And whenever he'd brag about how successful he was (even when it was a complete non-sequitur), he dropped this gem: "I just make sure that people know that I'm a banker. Not a telemarketer."
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melon cat posted:Ha! And that whole thing sounds like a joke, but there really are people who believe that. A telephone sales guy who also has poor moral character?
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It came from /r/personalfinance:Reddit posted:Hi, my sister and I are college students and our younger sister just recently graduated high school. Were at a loss at what to do as we know nothing of finances-- our mother always handled it. Both of my sisters both received calls that they are owed money o the Debt Collector and, through snooping, we discovered credit cards under our names in our mother's purse. http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/2w2qhy/i_just_found_out_my_mom_has_been_taking_out/
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Puffins posted:So... am I bad with money for considering this? Here are some questions I would ask myself if I were you in order to help me make a decision: Is my student loan 1% for the entire life of the loan? If not, what does the rate change to after I finish school? How many more years do I have left at the 1% rate? After I graduate, what are my student loan repayment terms? How much do I have to repay per month? Can I get a non-field job and save up $2000 and get my license by the time I enter the workforce, as opposed to borrowing money to pay for licensing? Do I need the license now or only by the time I graduate?
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Comrade Flynn posted:It's me I am bad with money I bought this. A used car kept for 12 years, BFC stamp of approval issued
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I like this one. We begin with a wife's concern that her husband is gearing up to be Bad With Money:Wife posted:Stock Market - should I be concerned? Lots of people chime in to say "stay in the market, don't listen to the boss!" Responses are helpful and thoughtful. This is maybe the best response of the bunch: http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/investor-alley/stock-market-should-i-be-concerned/msg531729/#msg531729 And what do you know? Wife posted:OP here - great news!!! My husband has returned to his senses (his boss should really go into sales!). He read this thread this morning and is back on track with our original long term financial plan (which most definitely does not involve selling our investments right now). Wow! A true BFC success story. Everyone is patting each other on the back for reaching a positive outcome so quickly. The thread is about to wrap up on a high note when... Market Timing Genius posted:My 2 cents: tell (Command) your husband NOT to do this It goes quickly from there: quote:Quite possibly the worst advice I've ever seen on this forum. Our wayward friend attempts an own: Market Timing Genius posted:@ Dodge: well, sweetheart, don't do anything to your portfolio the next time market crashes. It doesn't go so well: quote:Now that actually is very good advice! Further attempts at explaining the "strategy" do not go so well: Market Timing Genius posted:@waltworks: I am going to ignore you. Completely. Market Timing Genius posted:@NoraLenderbee @Terrestrial Market Timing Genius posted:@Terrestrial: You know who didn't lose anything in the financial collapse? People who held cash. If you are going to go base your policy by anecdote, then it's better to hold cash! It doesn't end there. He goes on for a bit more before finally abandoning the thread. But: my god. It's like seeing a guy earnestly explain the pattern he sees in the last 20 roulette spins. The cherry on top of this is another thread the Market Timing Genius posted where he reveals that his idiocy isn't limited to market timing.
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HonorableTB posted:It came from /r/personalfinance: These ones just make me sad. Whose parents are that awful?
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spinst posted:These ones just make me sad. Some of us come from "humbler" backgrounds than others. Please see the "Crazy Parents" megathread in e/n - nothing is harder than a sever with unhealthy parents. Finances are tough, because they are something that some people feel no guilt about loving you over for - doesn't love matter more? Parents especially have good rationalizations: "I put food on the table and a roof over your head right?" "I spent xxxx amount taking care of you all these years, this is the least you could do for me" "you don't want us to be out in the cold do you." And that's for the ones that bother to even talk to you about it rather than have you find out when you apply for a student loan a few years later. It's brutal and miserable and hopefully some families get past it at moments like these, where the children make a choice to take their financial lives into their own hands.
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Mocking Bird posted:
My dad said to me on the phone the other night, "Which mortgage do you want when we die?" Niether, dad, neither!
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I told my mom to get a reverse mortgage if she needed it to retire because I was going to sell her house if she left it to me. She was a little stunned by it, but it ended up taking a bit of weight off of her because she has a personal desire to leave it to me and I don't want it.
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Why can't she sell it and down side?
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Comrade Flynn posted:It's me I am bad with money I bought this. Oddly enough I was talking to my co-worker who likes having a fancy summer car. He had bought one of the 60th anniversary Lotus Elise. Drove it for 5 months, tacking on 10k miles, then sold it for $15K more than he paid. Now, in his case, his sister works at an exotic car dealership, so he gets good deals on buying. He also got approached by a rich car collector who wanted his (only 8 of that color, only one in NA, only 64 total cars world wide). He then replaced it with a year old Porche a doctor wanted sold, for 24K... Car was around 90K new. I know where I'm going if I ever want an expensive car on the cheap.
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Cars are funny like that. If you know what you're doing (I don't) and you don't mind putting in the time (I do) buying and selling used cars can be profitable. I have a coworker who's been trading up for years now. Just keeps buyin' em and fixin' em.
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