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The worst part about the last seasons is the loving reunion tour. I barely care about what happens to ava and now the are going to redo the loving ellen may or whatever story with her and the holler. Lorreta is boring as poo poo too and I hope the old guy murders her violently or she just doesnt show up the rest of the season.
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Dead Snoopy posted:"You mean, you're gonna pay me to farm weed on my OWN land because farming weed is gonna be legal soon? Well gently caress you, son. Best you get down the road because we don't take kindly to outsiders in these parts but thanks for the hot tip." This is about how it'd go down, too. Too proud and stupid to see the big picture and living in the past to spite the future. I wish this show wasn't so painfully loving familiar to me sometimes. 
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Feb 13, 2015 09:05
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Wasn't sold on Elliot until they had him show knowledge of Harlan's long history. That's the best way for Justified to prove that he's a credible threat, and not some carpetbagging obstacle to soon be dead. Mary Steenburgen is having a blast; Hale is a nice spin on the ole vengeful widow trope. In order to show Markham as a real threat, he's got to kill someone in the next... let's say two or three episodes. The death of a loved one will spur Raylan and/or Boyd into our final act. So far, the suspects are... 1) Ava. She's still very much marked for death, and I really hope they don't stretch out her informant role for another eight episodes or so. 2) Gutterson. Just got a feeling on this one, he's also been floating around the edges of several important scenes lately. 3) Loretta. Last season, I enjoyed the hell out of Loretta's return. But I also knew she wasn't going to die in a standalone plot in the show's fifth year. But with a final season and the need to establish Markham as a threat, they really could have her wind up dead. 4) Constable Bob. No. 
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Feb 13, 2015 09:16
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Narcissus1916 posted:2) Gutterson. Just got a feeling on this one, he's also been floating around the edges of several important scenes lately. Considering the looks he's gotten from Markham and Walker, I'm thinking something unpleasant is coming his way.
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Feb 13, 2015 09:36
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Narcissus1916 posted:Wasn't sold on Elliot until they had him show knowledge of Harlan's long history. That's the best way for Justified to prove that he's a credible threat, and not some carpetbagging obstacle to soon be dead. Loretta's already dead. She's been replaced by a younger Mags 
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Feb 13, 2015 10:31
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Capn Beeb posted:This is about how it'd go down, too. Too proud and stupid to see the big picture and living in the past to spite the future. What? You don't tell them what exactly you're gonna farm there, because why the gently caress would you? Bam, no problem!
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Feb 13, 2015 11:44
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After all the bullets have flown and everyone important in the show is either dead or in jail, Loretta will become the new drug/weed kingpin in Harlan.
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Feb 13, 2015 12:19
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Given how often Leonard's stories end with the protagonists getting arrested by doing something stupid and the women getting away free, I'd be perfectly cool with that.
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Feb 13, 2015 13:05
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Narcissus1916 posted:Wasn't sold on Elliot until they had him show knowledge of Harlan's long history. That's the best way for Justified to prove that he's a credible threat, and not some carpetbagging obstacle to soon be dead. I love that after all these years watching the show I had to Google Gutterson to find out who you were talking about. For all the things the show did well servicing those other deputies wasn't one of them. Surely the first time he gave one of those great line-readings you would have made a note and chosen to give him a bigger role next season. How we didn't get at least an hour dedicated to him and Art is beyond me; though perhaps Yost is saving all that stuff for the spin-off.
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Feb 13, 2015 13:12
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The best scenes in one of the best episodes were all about Tim and Art in a highway convoy showdown. He's had at least some time to shine.
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Feb 13, 2015 13:18
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Electromax posted:The best scenes in one of the best episodes were all about Tim and Art in a highway convoy showdown. He's had at least some time to shine. The blooper reel from that is even better
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Feb 13, 2015 14:15
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The explosion was funny, and the cut to Dickie even better, but it seemed weird that they didn't go back to that plot until the end of the episode, and Boyd walks in like nothing happened.
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Feb 13, 2015 16:26
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Dead Snoopy posted:"You mean, you're gonna pay me to farm weed on my OWN land because farming weed is gonna be legal soon? Well gently caress you, son. Best you get down the road because we don't take kindly to outsiders in these parts but thanks for the hot tip." Farm corn on it or farm nothing at all until weed's legal. Then plant your weed. The land owner never has to know that's your plan. The lease just secures your right to farm.
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Feb 13, 2015 16:28
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AFewBricksShy posted:The explosion was funny, and the cut to Dickie even better, but it seemed weird that they didn't go back to that plot until the end of the episode, and Boyd walks in like nothing happened. To be fair, it's not the first guy who's blown up in front of Boyd. He probably has an exact copy of the outfit he's wearing that day kept neatly folded and pressed at his office at the bar. Carl's his redneck Alfred. "Carl, through no fault of yours truly, another of Kentucky's gallery of rogues has seen fit to sully my attire with his gore." "Dammit, Boyd - that's like the third time this week. And for poo poo's sake, just start sayin' 'Carl, it happened again.'" BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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Feb 13, 2015 16:29
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Guys, the song is called "you'll never leave Harlan alive" and as far as I know the only one trying to leave Harlan is Raylan.
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Feb 13, 2015 23:01
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Look Sir Droids posted:Farm corn on it or farm nothing at all until weed's legal. Then plant your weed. The land owner never has to know that's your plan. The lease just secures your right to farm. You think these hicks are gonna care the day its revealed? This is Harlan. They're still drinking moonshine in the hills despite the progress of technology.
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Feb 13, 2015 23:10
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Tbqh drinking moonshine in the hills seems pretty cool
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Feb 13, 2015 23:15
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It's one way of forgetting for a moment you live in Squalor Holler alright.
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Feb 14, 2015 00:25
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mewse posted:Tbqh drinking moonshine in the hills seems pretty cool As long as it's good shine, it really is pretty fun. As much as I try to get away from that part of growing up, there were some things about it that were pretty awesome. Some really good times of people around a bonfire, playing instruments and singing, passing booze around.
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Don't they grow most of Colorado's weed in semi-industrial scale, completely computerized and automated grow labs? http://www.vice.com/video/high-country-part-1 Markham buying up Harlan County to grow outdoors dirt weed is not very smart. He'd almost be smarter to just grow corn and make bourbon, there isn't enough bourbon in the world. ...also Boyd needs to chill out and set up a security company.... http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/08/business/marijuana-industry-in-colorado-eager-for-its-own-bank-waits-on-the-fed.html?_r=0 NY Times posted:Dylan Donaldson pays $100,000 a year for armed guards provided by Iron Protection Group, a business owned and operated by vets from Iraq and Afghanistan. They watch his Karing Kind dispensary in Boulder at night. Keyser_Soze fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Feb 14, 2015 |
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Feb 14, 2015 01:13
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Irish Joe posted:Guys, the song is called "you'll never leave Harlan alive" and as far as I know the only one trying to leave Harlan is Raylan. Boyd was interested in leaving Harlan for a few episodes before he changed his mind. Maybe he'll change his mind again? Find out on the next thrilling episode of Justified.
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Feb 14, 2015 01:34
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I really want to drink Mags' apple pie, sounds delicious and v. good in the winter.
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Feb 14, 2015 18:32
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Boatswain posted:I really want to drink Mags' apple pie, sounds delicious and v. good in the winter. You can make a pretty passable version without moonshine. 1 gallon apple cider 2 gallons apple juice 750 ml Everclear 1 cup sugar. This is totally adjustsble to your taste, 1 cup is just a decent baseline. I usually use about 3/4 of a cup, mostly brown, because I like the molasses-y taste Cinnamon sticks Dump the cider, juice, sugar, and cinnamon sticks into a pot and bring to a boil. Stir everything up, take off of the heat, and let it cool down to room temperature. Leave the cinnamon in while it cools if you want it more cinnamon-y. Once it's all cooled down, dump the Everclear in and give it a good stir. Put the mixture into whatever containers you want, and you're done. I strain mine to get the cider sediment and any rogue cinnamon stick fragments out, but some people dont, it's really up to you. 10 Beers fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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Feb 15, 2015 19:22
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The man knows booze.
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Feb 15, 2015 19:42
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There are some legal-but-similar Moonshines out there, like Junior Johnson. They make good Apple Pie flavors.
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Feb 17, 2015 01:10
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I'd take out one of those gallons of apple juice. And make sure you use the 190 proof version of Everclear. I like a bit of burn in my apple pie shots though.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'd take out one of those gallons of apple juice. And make sure you use the 190 proof version of Everclear. I like a bit of burn in my apple pie shots though. Yeah, I do that when I make it for myself. More often than not, I make it for gifts and parties. I like burny booze, but most of my friends like it to go down a bit smoother. Also, is there Everclear that's not 190 proof?
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Colonial Air Force posted:There are some legal-but-similar Moonshines out there, like Junior Johnson. They make good Apple Pie flavors. Anything that is only 35% ABV is not worthy of being called moonshine.
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10 Beers posted:Yeah, I do that when I make it for myself. More often than not, I make it for gifts and parties. I like burny booze, but most of my friends like it to go down a bit smoother. Also, is there Everclear that's not 190 proof? Yeah, they make a 151 version. It's awful garbage.
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Feb 18, 2015 03:52
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Are her grandchildren about to become witnesses to a criminal loving conspiracy?
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Feb 18, 2015 04:04
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Between the Americans and this i wonder if FX bought stock in scrabble
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Feb 18, 2015 04:15
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You look aplexed
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Feb 18, 2015 04:16
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gently caress yes. x2
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Feb 18, 2015 04:16
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 That ain't worth the time I spent listening to this bullshit
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Feb 18, 2015 04:18
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Party Plane Jones posted:Anything that is only 35% ABV is not worthy of being called moonshine. Alternatively, you can just homebrew beer. Tastes better and you have a 100% smaller chance of going blind!
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Feb 18, 2015 04:19
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Fetus Tree posted:Between the Americans and this i wonder if FX bought stock in scrabble I'd watch a Wynn & Mikey Scrabble spin-off show.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:21
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The going blind isnt from the booze its from stills that comprised of parts that arent meant for distilling
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Feb 18, 2015 04:21
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Awwww, Choochoo has a sense of justice.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:26
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The Marshal Givens and the Criminal Crowder seems like the title of an awesome folk song
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Hey, Errol didn't die.
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