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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

quote:

Two military buddies show up at Bobby's doorstep after hearing that he has some hot lesbian porn. Bobby keeps the beer flowing and neither guy objects when Bobby suggests they get naked. Before long, they're too turned on to overthink things when Bobby suggests they give each other blowjobs. Only one of them is willing, but that's all it takes! After he sucks his buddy's dick, they both jerk off with their legs touching!

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
With their legs touching! is the best part

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
it's the small victories that count

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
bolyboobs

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
went to the korean market for dinner and got hot wings... pulled out a feather

poo poo is so fresh

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
very very nsfw
http://www.8ch.net/player.php?v=/b/src/1424047107271.webm&t=1416733866723.webm&loop=1

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hope she's getting paid good for that.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

What the gently caress is wrong with you

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
what the gently caress

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hope she's getting paid good for that.

Somehow I doubt it.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Godholio posted:

Somehow I doubt it.

It's like mopping shitters. If you can negotiate for better pay, you're not doing the job.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I wonder if she ever reflects on where her life went wrong that she's getting spiked fruits shot into her privates for a living.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Spicy Guacamole posted:

what the gently caress

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
allahu ackbar

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
fuckin lmbo at those takbirs

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Mike-o posted:

allahu ackbar

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnx__7UcDVo

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.






8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
That has to be the most hosed up thing I've seen on the internet in at least 3 or 4 days.

The culturally inappropriate amount of spikes going into an rear end, not the most recent thing zeris posted.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUuyMd3r5Xk

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh poo poo new House of Cards soon.

I guess I should start my rewatch marathon now.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Oh poo poo new House of Cards soon.

I guess I should start my rewatch marathon now.

The threesome really put me off.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I just tried grabbing a really good deal for a refurbished laptop from the lenovo outlet store.
They don't accept my credit card.


Didn't want to not drink anyway.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

LeoMarr posted:

The threesome really put me off.

About that: Frank Underwood is a monster. He consumes people.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I just tried grabbing a really good deal for a refurbished laptop from the lenovo outlet store.
They don't accept my credit card.


Didn't want to not drink anyway.

I would accept your credit card bb.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

holocaust bloopers posted:

About that: Frank Underwood is a monster. He consumes people.

he consumed that dick from the back

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

fuckin lmbo at those takbirs

lol best part

Also having just finished the BBC House of Cards in preparation for starting the US version...I see apparently they kick things up a notch

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

:nws:

http://assets2.vice.com/images/content-images/2015/02/10/vajankle-ralph-jones-body-image-1423580770.jpg

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

why

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


tyler
Jun 2, 2014


My old Psg would buy this.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
NSFW & NSM

http://sheilastretch.tumblr.com/post/39813800554/going-out-swinging-with-a-hidden-fleshlight-in-me

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:

Oh, I see she's prior enlisted

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Those foot masturbators have been around for years. Kinda like the fake arm they make for fisters. There's too much weird poo poo out there for fake body parts to be surprising.

Case in point, dragon dildos.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Those foot masturbators have been around for years. Kinda like the fake arm they make for fisters. There's too much weird poo poo out there for fake body parts to be surprising.

Case in point, dragonLightsaber dildos.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Aren't lightsabers already dildo shaped?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Dead Reckoning posted:

Aren't lightsabers already dildo shaped?

:nws:

http://i.minus.com/iW7pLtTJuczLs.gif

:nws:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Gosh you'd think they would add a hilt guard for safety purposes

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
NSFW
Some nightmare strap-on pics in there.

http://superiorblackdommes.tumblr.com/post/73991619917

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
and now we know what dingleberry is into...

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