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eschaton posted:what if nah it's enormous .jar files eschaton posted:sounds better than retail! true i sat around drinking iced tea and pretending i was doing things while i watched progress bars go up which is better than retail
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Luigi Thirty posted:nah it's enormous .jar files lol, be real tho
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Job summary: CryptOpinion, Inc. is looking for a North Carolina-based developer who works well independently to build the front-end and back-end of CryptOpinion.com. CryptOpinion, Inc. is an incorporated startup company located in Raleigh, N.C. that operates a website called CryptOpinion.com. We are looking for a highly skilled developer who works well independently, will work from home and attend weekly meetings. The developer will be given a set of objectives, and be expected to determine the best way to develop CryptOpinion.com based on the objectives within a given timeframe. Requirements: Firm understanding and working knowledge of cryptocurrency technology, including Bitcoin and Darkcoin Excellent communication skills Advanced problem solving skills Experience with front-end and back-end website development, either personally or professionally Ability to work diligently without direct supervision Strong knowledge of HTML, CSS, JavaScript and other web standards Expert with cross-platform, multi-browser issues Knowledge of design patterns and best practices Ability to quickly learn new concepts and software if needed Excellent organizational and time management skills MEAN Stack experience recommended Ability to work under the pressure of a deadline The position would best suit a developer who recently graduated with 4-year degree or higher in Computer Science, or a developer who is nearing degree completion. Work experience is recommended, but not required. Compensation The developer will be asked to sign a contract to develop the site by a determined date. The contract will include the company's commitment to pay the developer $1,000 and transfer 8,000 shares of CryptOpinion, Inc. stock with an agreement to not dilute the ownership stake below 8%. If the developer fulfills the terms of the contract, he or she may be asked to join the CryptOpinion Board of Directors so that he or she may have a say in the company's direction. Please submit your resume along with a cover letter. DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:MEAN Stack experience recommended lol
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Feb 17, 2015 04:38
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funny as the "developer wanted for new mobile game company must know <6 languages> and have 4 years experience with <every technology ever> this is an unpaid internship" ones that show up around the art school down south
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Feb 17, 2015 05:24
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lol i got them to delete their reddit post
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Feb 17, 2015 05:29
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:lol i got them to delete their reddit post lmao
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Feb 17, 2015 06:25
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sounded good to me up until ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS
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Feb 17, 2015 06:28
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Luigi Thirty posted:nah it's enormous .jar files write a commit filter that unarchives the .jar, decompiles every object file inside it, and then commits that instead.
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triple sulk posted:lmao i totally double cucked them because they bought me 'reddit gold' which is like this super passive aggressive thing people do on reddit and i was like 'hey save they money to pay your developers more' and then they deleted thier account
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Feb 17, 2015 06:29
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eschaton posted:write a commit filter that unarchives the .jar, decompiles every object file inside it, and then commits that instead. but then people will start working on the decompiled code
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Feb 17, 2015 07:55
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Subjunctive posted:I don't have VS to hand right now, but I think you want the include path and not the linker, if you're dealing with headers. (You include headers and link against libraries, so I think your terminology might be a bit confused.) yeah, im an idiot, thank you very much
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Feb 17, 2015 10:21
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there should be a thread for people terrible at programming.
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Feb 17, 2015 10:24
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i totally double cucked them because they bought me 'reddit gold' which is like this super passive aggressive thing people do on reddit and i was like 'hey save they money to pay your developers more' and then they deleted thier account lol
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Feb 17, 2015 10:31
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what is reddit gold & why would you want it?
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Feb 17, 2015 11:04
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its poo poo and you dont
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fart simpson posted:what is reddit gold & why would you want it? here is a good summation http://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke/comments/16mw1z/a_look_inside_reddits_superexclusive_rlounge/
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Feb 17, 2015 11:06
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Feb 17, 2015 11:12
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i totally double cucked them because they bought me 'reddit gold' which is like this super passive aggressive thing people do on reddit and i was like 'hey save they money to pay your developers more' and then they deleted thier account yesss
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Feb 17, 2015 11:52
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eschaton posted:write a commit filter that unarchives the .jar, decompiles every object file inside it, and then commits that instead. use maven instead of storing jars in lib, use an artifact repo instead of storing produced binaries in source control
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Feb 17, 2015 12:34
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well, yes, but he's new I don't think he can force that on the team
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Feb 17, 2015 12:40
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my stepdads beer posted:well, yes, but he's new I don't think he can force that on the team checking in a pom & configuration is the same amount of 'surprise!' as flattening all the jars i was serious about git-svn though
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Feb 17, 2015 12:59
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Brain Candy posted:use maven instead of storing jars in lib, use an artifact repo instead of storing produced binaries in source control this is the plan from what I was able to gather 
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Feb 17, 2015 13:01
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Brain Candy posted:use maven instead of storing jars in lib, use an artifact repo instead of storing produced binaries in source control how is an "artifact repo" any different to a "source repo" assuming your source control isn't useless with binaries like git is
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Feb 17, 2015 14:05
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im trying to work with subversion the rest of the team keeps adding the "--force" flag when adding changes to commits also the subversion ignore doesnt seem to be working, are these things related?
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Feb 17, 2015 14:09
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~Coxy posted:how is an "artifact repo" any different to a "source repo" storing already compressed blobs that aren't assets is still going to make your life a little worse when you are using svn but the real deal is you can let the artifact repo be your face to the world because it only has the things people who are forced to use your crap care about there's also a lot to be said for having releases and qa and blessing things
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Feb 17, 2015 14:44
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Valeyard posted:im trying to work with subversion if somebody has already committed a thing, adding that thing to svn ignore doesn't uncommit it. even if you figured this out, somebody might have committed the file before they updated and hosed things up again
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Feb 17, 2015 14:48
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:Job summary: CryptOpinion, Inc. is looking for a North Carolina-based developer who works well independently to build the front-end and back-end of CryptOpinion.com. one whole thousand dollars?! 
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Feb 17, 2015 14:54
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prefect posted:one whole thousand dollars?! and 8,000 shares god, dont sell them short
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Feb 17, 2015 15:01
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prefect posted:one whole thousand dollars?! but they pay in bitcoin so its not taxed
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i totally double cucked them because they bought me 'reddit gold' which is like this super passive aggressive thing people do on reddit and i was like 'hey save they money to pay your developers more' and then they deleted thier account lol i saw this. figured the thread would just die there but this is much better
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Feb 17, 2015 16:21
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Brain Candy posted:if somebody has already committed a thing, adding that thing to svn ignore doesn't uncommit it. hmm, well in this case I added the directory to ignore and then removed it from the remote subversion repoistory and then they would have had to update before doing any more commits, so it should have sucked it down, im not sure whats happening ill have another look
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Awia posted:and 8,000 shares god, dont sell them short
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Feb 17, 2015 19:29
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pullin down four and a half figgies, nbd
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Feb 17, 2015 20:01
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remember bart Simpson's internet business that paid people in toilet paper rolls of stock certificates
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i'm gonna be pretty happy when i finish this class and can stop dreaming in code, especially after watching true detective
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i need help bad. but im not asking for help with a solution, im just trying to understand the question. thats not so bad, right?quote:Consider a simplified point-point network description consisting of a set of nodes {N1, N2, ….} and a set of im confused about the use of "iteration" and what exactly its meaning here, as well as "periodic exchanges", is this meant to be different from an iteration? i just cant understand where to even start here
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I was off by the way 24gb git repo 
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Valeyard posted:i need help bad. but im not asking for help with a solution, im just trying to understand the question. thats not so bad, right? lol your not getting the job
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