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I am a woman who wears makeup and I can honestly say that I have never been in a situation where I needed mascara so badly that I was forced to make my own, let alone needing it so badly that I was willing to take such a dumb and dangerous risk.
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Some day you're gonna be stranded on a desert island with nothing but Oreos, an empty lip balm tin, and a handsome man and then by golly won't you feel the fool.
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Feb 16, 2015 00:49
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oh wait, I realized I forgot something: lifehack: put oreos in your eyebrows like a animal you piece of poo poo
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Feb 16, 2015 00:50
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Some day you're gonna be stranded on a desert island with nothing but Oreos, an empty lip balm tin, and a handsome man and then by golly won't you feel the fool. I'll just eat him first, before he notices my lack of grooming.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:01
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Ugh you can buy a mascara in pretty much any discount store ever. I have a shop near me that sells it for £1, that's like $1.50. There's barely any difference between cheap and high end mascaras in terms of looks and if you buy it from a store it's been made in a nice clean factory. I can't imagine a situation where I'd want to make my lashes stick together with syrupy goop that could lead to a massive infection.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:08
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Oreos. Do you remember this thing from when you were a kid? This... Oreo?
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Feb 16, 2015 01:11
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Some day you're gonna be stranded on a desert island with nothing but Oreos, an empty lip balm tin, and a handsome man and then by golly won't you feel the fool. The "recipe" also requires adding makeup primer to keep the goo on your lashes, which is definitely more expensive than cheap mascara.
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Feb 17, 2015 09:42
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Rucksack 2K14 posted:The "recipe" also requires adding makeup primer to keep the goo on your lashes, which is definitely more expensive than cheap mascara. Yeah there's nothing even remotely helpful about that Oreo thing at all. I'm currently broke enough to have running out of my foundation and mascara at the same time to mean pick one to replace. At this level of broke, you don't own primer because that's for fancy bitches who have more than one colour of concealer and don't dig the last third of their lipstick out with a brush. Also, the amount of times I accidentally poke myself in the eye with my mascara brush because I do my face in a hurry just makes me wince at the idea of jabbing my eye with loving cookie crumbs.
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Feb 17, 2015 10:25
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I wonder if this 'tip' is posted for the benefit of weird face-licking people. Nope, not gonna google that.
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Feb 17, 2015 11:15
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Yeah there's nothing even remotely helpful about that Oreo thing at all. I'm currently broke enough to have running out of my foundation and mascara at the same time to mean pick one to replace. At this level of broke, you don't own primer because that's for fancy bitches who have more than one colour of concealer and don't dig the last third of their lipstick out with a brush. Actual lifehack: if you're out of mascara and really want something on your lashes, clean an old brush very well and use just a teensy-weensy bit of Vaseline. It'll darken lighter lashes, isn't dangerous to put near your eyes (certainly less dangerous than cookie crumbs), and will coat and thicken lashes. Just be careful to use a very small bit at a time and use a Q-tip (or eyelash comb, of course) to separate lashes that get stuck together.
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Feb 17, 2015 13:39
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bringmyfishback posted:Actual lifehack: if you're out of mascara and really want something on your lashes, clean an old brush very well and use just a teensy-weensy bit of Vaseline. It'll darken lighter lashes, isn't dangerous to put near your eyes (certainly less dangerous than cookie crumbs), and will coat and thicken lashes. Just be careful to use a very small bit at a time and use a Q-tip (or eyelash comb, of course) to separate lashes that get stuck together. That's actually useful, and won't end in horrific eye infections. Not a life hack at all. I generally just put a drop or two of eye makeup remover or any face oil type thing into my dead dry mascara and give it a good shake. Even a drop or two of water will do. I use a metric fucktonne of mascara and it still gets dry before I fully run out somehow.
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Feb 17, 2015 13:49
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Lifehack: If you run out of mascara, get that crazy girl to cry and then steal the mascara from her tears.
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Feb 17, 2015 14:25
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bringmyfishback posted:I'll just eat him first, before he notices my lack of grooming. Luckily, he will be too busy making bronzer out of peanut butter to put up a fight.
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Feb 17, 2015 15:53
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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. Nothing ever goes well in the "Life Hack your personal hygiene" department. I once worked with a guy who liked to febreeze his showers away. He also smoked cloves and wore a cape to work. Bhodi has a new favorite as of 16:03 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Feb 17, 2015 16:00
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Bhodi posted:Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. Hates running water? Wears capes and smokes fancy cigarettes? You worked with a Dracula.
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Feb 17, 2015 17:23
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For a humor website, you guys seem awfully resistant to what is a pretty funny visual gag. I mean no, what a stupid whore, she's putting COOKIES on her FACE hahahahahaaha she must be seriously dumb right!
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Feb 17, 2015 17:33
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Is MTV news a humor website? That would certainly explain a lot.
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Feb 17, 2015 17:53
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what is sturgeon's law
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Feb 17, 2015 17:56
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Pile of Kittens posted:For a humor website, you guys seem awfully resistant to what is a pretty funny visual gag. What's the visual gag? It looks reasonably close to normal to me. And the video is played entirely straight. Nobody was making personal insults.
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Feb 17, 2015 17:57
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Pile of Kittens posted:I mean no, what a stupid whore, she's putting COOKIES on her FACE hahahahahaaha she must be seriously dumb right! Being a stupid bitch is not the sole domain of stupid bitches it seems.
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Feb 17, 2015 17:57
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Ignite Memories posted:Is MTV news a humor website? That would certainly explain a lot. Depends on how old you are.
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Feb 17, 2015 17:58
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Pile of Kittens posted:For a humor website, you guys seem awfully resistant to what is a pretty funny visual gag. Yea, it's totally a joke. She sure pranked us! hahaha Oh wait, here's her youtube video of it. Hmm, a very subtle joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL0k6VhuaME
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Feb 17, 2015 17:58
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Karma Monkey posted:Yea, it's totally a joke. She sure pranked us! hahaha Oh wait, here's her youtube video of it. Hmm, a very subtle joke. Want to supercharge a case of conjunctivitis, and look fabulous while you do it!?
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Feb 17, 2015 20:04
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Lifehack: Out of makeup? Just let yourself go.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:05
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Here's another one where she makes eyeliner out of M&Ms.  Other than that, she seems like a nice kid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hb_EITMMXk
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Feb 17, 2015 21:38
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It seems to me that this is more of a "look at this wacky stuff I can do/am doing!" instead of a "Ran out of mascara? Use M&Ms/Oreos!". I didn't watch the videos though.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:39
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Quiet Feet posted:Lifehack: Out of makeup? Just let yourself go. Lifehack: Out of makeup? Just date a man, they don't notice poo poo like that and barely care.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:41
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I'm starting to think it's the worst thought out product placement in youtube history.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:07
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Cakefool posted:Lifehack: Out of makeup? Just date a man, they don't notice poo poo like that and barely care. Though they will tell you you "look tired" if you're not wearing any.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:10
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MindlessHavok posted:It seems to me that this is more of a "look at this wacky stuff I can do/am doing!" instead of a "Ran out of mascara? Use M&Ms/Oreos!". She mentions she likes cheap DIYs using stuff you probably have on hand. It is probably more in the fun/interesting stuff to do category than thrift category, but fun & interesting shouldn't involve eye infections. There are loads of DIY makeup projects that are far less stupid. I'd say these qualify as stupid life hacks because they're needlessly complicated, more effort and money than they're worth, and potentially harmful. She's only 16 though, so I don't think she's as horrible as say, a thirty-something who uses bread clips and waffle irons for all their daily needs.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:14
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Lifehack: Out of makeup? Cut away the skin of your face. Bare your flesh for all to see. :Let us see your blood. Let us see your blood. Let us see your blood. LET US SEE YOUR BLOOD. LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.Ḷ͙̙̩̳̱͞E̲T̝̀U̴͍̜̝̤͚̞̗S̫̬͚͝ͅS̟̞̳̮̪͈͢E̡̱̲̹̦̫̤E̩̙͚̪̪̻͕Y̖͢O̯̣U̩̘̝̥Ṟ̛͖͉̣̘̟͔B̦͖͚̗LO͏͈̻̟̯̲O̪̹̼͖D̜̘͕.̤͕͔̮̠
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Screaming Idiot posted:Lifehack: Out of makeup? Cut away the skin of your face. Bare your flesh for all to see. :Let us see your blood. Let us see your blood. Let us see your blood. LET US SEE YOUR BLOOD. LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.Ḷ͙̙̩̳̱͞E̲T̝̀U̴͍̜̝̤͚̞̗S̫̬͚͝ͅS̟̞̳̮̪͈͢E̡̱̲̹̦̫̤E̩̙͚̪̪̻͕Y̖͢O̯̣U̩̘̝̥Ṟ̛͖͉̣̘̟͔B̦͖͚̗LO͏͈̻̟̯̲O̪̹̼͖D̜̘͕.̤͕͔̮̠ Does Zalgo make a good mascara? These are the questions that need answered.
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Feb 17, 2015 23:05
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lifheack rub food on your face instead of eating itKarma Monkey posted:She mentions she likes cheap DIYs using stuff you probably have on hand. It is probably more in the fun/interesting stuff to do category than thrift category, but fun & interesting shouldn't involve eye infections. or zits quote:She's only 16 though, so I don't think she's as horrible as say, a thirty-something who uses bread clips and waffle irons for all their daily needs. why is she on mtv news then, are they just putting random youtube videos now because reality tv was too highbrow
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Feb 17, 2015 23:08
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Acne Rain posted:why is she on mtv news then, are they just putting random youtube videos now because reality tv was too highbrow i mean really
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Feb 17, 2015 23:13
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Acne Rain posted:
I guess that's possible. Is the girl in the video I posted the same one as the original post/MTV girl? When I searched "Oreo mascara" on YouTube, several hits came up and I chose the one I thought was her. I wouldn't take makeup tips from MTV any more than I would music recommendations, so I dunno. v  v
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Feb 17, 2015 23:24
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Smelly posted:Does Zalgo make a good mascara? These are the questions that need answered. YOU WILL HAVE THE BLACKEST EYES WHEN HE COMES
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Animehacks: Being strangled by a woman? Put a Hamon-filled pigeon in her mouth. Boyfriend trapped in a robot's body? Befriend a schoolchild by hitting him with your guitar. Don't want to get in the robot? gently caress you get in the robot. Don't want your girlfriend to die? Become God. Want the internet to love you forever? Out the main characters as lesbians in the last minute of the show.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Lifehack: Out of makeup? Cut away the skin of your face. Bare your flesh for all to see. :Let us see your blood. Let us see your blood. Let us see your blood. LET US SEE YOUR BLOOD. LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.Ḷ͙̙̩̳̱͞E̲T̝̀U̴͍̜̝̤͚̞̗S̫̬͚͝ͅS̟̞̳̮̪͈͢E̡̱̲̹̦̫̤E̩̙͚̪̪̻͕Y̖͢O̯̣U̩̘̝̥Ṟ̛͖͉̣̘̟͔B̦͖͚̗LO͏͈̻̟̯̲O̪̹̼͖D̜̘͕.̤͕͔̮̠ Instructions For a Makeup
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Screaming Idiot posted:Lifehack: Out of makeup? Cut away the skin of your face. Bare your flesh for all to see. :Let us see your blood. Let us see your blood. Let us see your blood. LET US SEE YOUR BLOOD. LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.LETUSSEEYOURBLOOD.Ḷ͙̙̩̳̱͞E̲T̝̀U̴͍̜̝̤͚̞̗S̫̬͚͝ͅS̟̞̳̮̪͈͢E̡̱̲̹̦̫̤E̩̙͚̪̪̻͕Y̖͢O̯̣U̩̘̝̥Ṟ̛͖͉̣̘̟͔B̦͖͚̗LO͏͈̻̟̯̲O̪̹̼͖D̜̘͕.̤͕͔̮̠ Please do a tutorial on YouTube.
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Dareon posted:Animehacks: Legend of Korra isn't anime you weeb.
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