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"I'm a full-spectrum doula, supporting births, abortions, and other pregnancy experiences. What's up, bloody spectacular manifestations of empowering bodily autonomy. I also take my clothes off and yell at men for money. I work as a domme and make porn, and I love it. If you have any problems with sex work or sex workers, you are not tall enough to ride this ride. I spend the rest of my time doing activisty poo poo like clinic defense and solidarity network stuff, rioting (not dieting), wearing leggings as pants and inappropriate crop tops, sleeping late, reading on the bus, thinking about rough sex, growing kitchen herbs, wildcrafting Queen Anne's lace, fighting the war on cars on my bike, avoiding allopathics, yelling on the picket line, and shutting down brocialists." FULL SPECTRUM DOULA
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cmndstab posted:What on earth is pcos? It sounds like a loving trigonometric function. Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome, it's a go to excuse for being fat as it can help you be over weight or turn you into a man, if you're unlucky an overweight man. The normal treatment is taking the pill though.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:FULL is that like a midwife/obstetrician, except completely unable to help in an emergency or anything other than a textbook healthy birth
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Stottie Kyek posted:is that like a midwife/obstetrician, except completely unable to help in an emergency or anything other than a textbook healthy birth you're asking me when you should be asking Richard Roundtree, the FULL SPECTRUM DOULA http://www.fullspectrumdoulas.org/ "This one-day training will cover all aspects of full-spectrum doula care. You do not need to have previous doula training or experience to apply." so the answer is yes i guess VVVVV I already wrote the name and that it was my sole idea in crayon on some wide rule paper and mailed it to myself in a sealed envelope Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:FULL This is an awesome band name.
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Who else would everyone gently caress here, from hollywood?
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I enjoyed that full spectrum warrior game and this makes me want to play it again thanks random crazy girl
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full speculum doula
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I just said Hi He's studied genetic science for ten years. He's smart enough to understand your unspoken "loving minorities, right?" subtext.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Tell him youre "mixed" but would like to meet up anyways, and say that you're bored and havent hooked up in a long time and thought he was cute. Ask if he wants drinks 'near your place' and watch him flip sides so fast
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Hmm interesting points, Mike. Now tell me your 27 step plan to a racially pure master race. Oh, what's that? You just messaged me a .zipx file of dick pics labelled Minikampf? It's so pink, Mike, so pure and pink as is my Übermons.
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My self-summary I will not respond if I see on your profile: you have "no problem" with racist jokes, you use the word "gay" as an insult, you answer the question: "would the country be more or less safe if every adult had a gun?" with anything other than "less safe," you think burning the flag should be illegal, you think creationism should be taught in school, or you identify as libertarian. If OKCupid indicates that we are over 10% "enemies," it is unlikely that I will respond. Other turn-offs include: obsession with the military, "centrism," football, "homeland" (the word and the tv show), Richard Dawkins, Malcolm Gladwell, polyamory (for me personally), dressing up in costumes, tattoos, narcissism, and presumptuousness. I: am not a thrill-seeker, am not interested in younger men, live in {Neighborhood}, don't have a car, and don't engage with harassment. You should message me if you have read my profile and you would like to introduce yourself. I like a well-written note. If you are not interested in me, but feel compelled to make a comment about my profile, please share your opinion with someone who cares, like perhaps your mother, not me. And that's it. I figure if there was ever an OKC profile finding award, I'd enter this one for "Most Obvious Profile Made to Show Mom You're At Least Trying"
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
post his profile
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Childers B. Lace posted:Hmm interesting points, Mike. Now tell me your 27 step plan to a racially pure master race. Oh, what's that? You just messaged me a .zipx file of dick pics labelled Minikampf? It's so pink, Mike, so pure and pink as is my Übermons. no lie, this is the worst post I have ever seen.
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Darth123123 posted:post his profile He deleted his account but he has herpes
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Actually just losers get laid off the internet since regular people have friends or ex lovers they can gently caress. I hope it didn't really take you this long to think up this awesome post because you still just seem like a giant idiot. The dude didn't get responded too because it was the lamest attempt at a hookup ever - which he called a date. And you had to also waste a lot of effort talking about dates even thou you still haven't proven you know what a date is. Idk if you can read too well m8 but this is the OkCuties thread where people post funny stuff about the dates/bf they want. You should probably go hang out in the tinder thread since you don't know what a date is or what women want i dont give a poo poo what women want i just wanna get my dick sucked
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Straker posted:edit: definitely feel bad for the next generation or two though. they're all going to be hooking up and working food service in their 70s while global warming kills everything Honestly that sounds like a good way to go out. The world's going to poo poo/end anyway so let's forget responsibilities and gently caress our way into that good night. Probably have a lot more fun than the boomers ever did.
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Feb 17, 2015 19:06
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Boomers had the 60s they just didn't kill the world fast enough
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Actually just losers get laid off the internet since regular people have friends or ex lovers they can gently caress. I hope it didn't really take you this long to think up this awesome post because you still just seem like a giant idiot. The dude didn't get responded too because it was the lamest attempt at a hookup ever - which he called a date. And you had to also waste a lot of effort talking about dates even thou you still haven't proven you know what a date is. Idk if you can read too well m8 but this is the OkCuties thread where people post funny stuff about the dates/bf they want. You should probably go hang out in the tinder thread since you don't know what a date is or what women want Hahaha ok dude.
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to be fair to these girls it must be kind of neat to finally be in a position where you get a lot of attention after being the ugly chick your whole life they just have to get used to the fact that they're about to be lied to and dumped
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And no ive never been on a date. Im just charming and cool enough that girls want to see me again for another movie. Or maybe even several years of movies 
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Feb 17, 2015 22:07
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My quickest movie date turned to sex was 5 minutes into Orange County featuring Jack Black. post your records
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Feb 17, 2015 22:40
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Before washout lane in Starship Troopers.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:53
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So quick into princess bride I don't even know what the characters names are
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right before the death star blew up
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Paineopticon posted:right before the death star blew up Did you time your orgasm right or what
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Jomo posted:OKC should have a hot/crazy scale you can rate profiles on instead of "stars" The stars are now a pretty standard like/don't like button now, because a profile rating system is expected to be as cerebral and drama-free as tinder. two people mutually 1-starring each other was one of the better icebreaker alerts when okc was raw and real, but now it encourages ugh CREEPS and is a systemic form of shaming here's one weird profile rating tip: unless it's a mutual like where both people get a free message informing them of this, liking a profile does absolutely nothing when even the sideshows itt can get around 700 likes over the course of a few months - half being from the quickmatch option, and half being from unique profile views. if you're expecting some girl to notice and swoon that it was you who rated her profile after visiting it, already in a sea of a thousand other dudes who cling to this dream and also do this, then lol. them having a-list just gives them a thousand faces to wade-through instead of an upgrade-to-a-list-now screen (you will never stand out) the odds are better when you're one of the hundreds with a face in a message than one of the thousands who tried to initiate something with a profile like
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theironjef posted:My self-summary at least she got that part right tbh this one has fairly normal/reasonable beliefs, but did everything in their power to sound standoffish for some reason
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I guess it's a testament to how desperate the guys are on OKCupid if the girls can feel free to be as off-putting as possible and still get a bunch of messages.
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whatis posted:at least she got that part right No, she's basically got normal person stuff. I posted it because that's the whole profile there. Not one sentence about her outside outside of "I live in a neighborhood and don't have a car." If you're interested in me based on this long list of things I hate about guys, message me using a specific type of message because the other type is on the list of things I hate about guys.
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spooky girlfriend posted:I guess it's a testament to how desperate the guys are on OKCupid if the girls can feel free to be as off-putting as possible and still get a bunch of messages.
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Lord Lilf posted:Ask and you shall receive. its a clown without makeup
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theironjef posted:My self-summary a catch for sure a catch and release in the river
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Ribsauce posted:I think my absolute favorite is when someone is like i went off on a rant on faybo about this. some person was insulting others for watching sports and that TV will rot their mind or something. This person posts game of thrones, dr who, oinb and all that bull poo poo all the time. rant aka i posted that netflix is just like watching tv.
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