The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?

When I grow up, I'm legally changing my name it Joe Kickass. :c00lbert:

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:10

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

CatchrNdRy posted:

Bad bees! Bad! OW! OW! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!

# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:25

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Bad bees! Bad! OW! OW! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!

The bees bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:55

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

The bees bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

That's a pretty big caboose for a baby.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:05

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

That's a pretty big caboose for a baby.

Stupid babies need the most attention.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:12

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Deviant posted:

Stupid babies need the most attention.

Add more balls. :effort:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:18

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Writer Cath posted:

That's a pretty big caboose for a baby.

Wow that is huge.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:32

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Deviant posted:

Stupid babies need the most attention.

That's classic. Babies just happen!

# ? Feb 16, 2015 21:31

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Writer Cath posted:

That's a pretty big caboose for a baby.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Add more balls.

Give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending and they'll oink for more every time.

# ? Feb 17, 2015 00:57

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending and they'll oink for more every time.

Acht du leibe! Das is not eine boobie! :hitler:

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Your appearance is comical to me.

I engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:10

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

I engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

Now that's quoting! :haw:

# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:13

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham, is Martyoof at Camp Granada?

# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:20

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Do over Ham, is Martyoof at Camp Granada?

He's at Kamp Krusty.

# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:22

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

I engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

Think unsexy thoughts.... Think unsexy thoughts.... Think unsexy thoughts....

# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:24

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Think unsexy thoughts.... Think unsexy thoughts.... Think unsexy thoughts....

Stupid sexy Root Bear!

# ? Feb 17, 2015 04:40

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all.... nothing at all...

# ? Feb 17, 2015 04:41

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

_{Is he coming on to me?}

PT6A posted:

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all.... nothing at all...

_{Oh God, he IS coming on to me!}

PT6A, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but I simply don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans!

# ? Feb 17, 2015 07:37

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending and they'll oink for more every time.

Look who's oinking! Look who's oinking!

# ? Feb 17, 2015 08:44

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

gingerberger posted:

Look who's oinking! Look who's oinking!

He called me Chief Piggum!

Oh yeah, heh heh, now I get it. :downs:

# ? Feb 17, 2015 09:31

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

PT6A posted:

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all.... nothing at all...

I'll just push the button for the stimulator... I mean elevator!

# ? Feb 17, 2015 10:11

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The Dennis System posted:

I'll just push the button for the stimulator... I mean elevator!

Take that, Mom! Take that, Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist will you? Take that, Dr. Sally Waxler!

# ? Feb 17, 2015 11:57

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

Take that, Mom! Take that, Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist will you? Take that, Dr. Sally Waxler!

See? See? I just finished my first session, and I haven't opened my mouth yet.

# ? Feb 17, 2015 14:31

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Monday_ posted:

See? See? I just finished my first session, and I haven't opened my mouth yet.

I can't take HIS money, I can't print MY OWN money, I have to WORK for my money! Why don't I just die.

# ? Feb 17, 2015 22:32

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

gingerberger posted:

I can't take HIS money, I can't print MY OWN money, I have to WORK for my money! Why don't I just die.

I'll TAKE your money...but I'm not going to post in your thread!

# ? Feb 17, 2015 22:39

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

DrBouvenstein posted:

I'll TAKE your money...but I'm not going to post in your thread!

Usually when you say that, you give the money back.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 01:52

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

Take that, Mom! Take that, Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist will you? Take that, Dr. Sally Waxler!

I'm having dinner tonight with my beloved smother... I mean mother!

# ? Feb 18, 2015 02:18

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

gingerberger posted:

I can't take HIS money, I can't print MY OWN money, I have to WORK for my money! Why don't I just die.

That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 03:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys.

Twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut

# ? Feb 18, 2015 03:25

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut

Please do not offer my god a peanut.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:45

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Do over Ham posted:

Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Your friends & neighbors were glad to help whether they were Christian, Jewish or miscellaneous.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:52

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Your friends & neighbors were glad to help whether they were Christian, Jewish or miscellaneous.

Is this a religious thing?

# ? Feb 18, 2015 07:46

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

TMMadman posted:

Is this a religious thing?

By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 08:19

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Is this a religious thing?

# ? Feb 18, 2015 08:34

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

The zoning disk is warped.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 08:54

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

TMMadman posted:

Is this a religious thing?

A religious goon thing, yes.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 14:57

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

What was the episode where Homer parks so far away in the work parking lot it backs up to the fence in his back yard?

# ? Feb 18, 2015 15:13

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

FogHelmut posted:

What was the episode where Homer parks so far away in the work parking lot it backs up to the fence in his back yard?

It's a secret.

Homer the Great

# ? Feb 18, 2015 15:18

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

It's a secret.

Homer the Great

And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 15:19

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