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hahaha, those aren't "selfies," those are four photos stuck together with the theme of "i am making weird faces" you are bad at understanding basic gestures
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nomadologique posted:the reason her neck is all hosed up is all the muscular tension involved in pulling those dumb faces at that head/neck angle
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Feb 18, 2015 23:39
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i mean yeah they're meant to be cute, but part of the cute is "look how kooky i am!!"
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Feb 18, 2015 23:41
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nomadologique posted:i mean yeah they're meant to be cute, but part of the cute is "look how kooky i am!!" she is pretty kooky because there were 8 more photos of hilarious selfie faces
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyA5gzqA3nU some stand up comedian has a chuckle worthy story about okcupid
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lmao a reasonably attractive girl making a silly face in a picture lmao hahahaha lmao
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bitch is making silly faces for no reason and it's funny let's not over analyze this as some comment on the fall of modern civilization
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Feb 19, 2015 03:26
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whatis posted:lmao a reasonably attractive girl making a silly face in a picture lmao good post 
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women are clumsy animals with brains the size of peanuts. a goofy face is a signaling method to show she does not see you as a threat and it is appropriate to release your mating cloud.
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how me a frog posted:These walls of text are really unsatisfying withouf pictures.  My appearance is a nefarious mask that cloaks my challenging personality that desires virtue in sum. Looks and sounds like this woman I saw at this atheist speech I was dragged into attending.
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Feb 19, 2015 04:05
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i prefer to unleash my mating clout
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nomadologique posted:the reason her neck is all hosed up is all the muscular tension involved in pulling those dumb faces at that head/neck angle itt goons in the ok cupid thread dont know what a girl looks like when her face muscles are tensed maybe if ya'll had ever given a girl an orgasms you wouldnt be so confused
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:itt goons in the ok cupid thread dont know what a girl looks like when her face muscles are tensed one time i gave a girl an orgasm and she was like UGGHGNG then she ripped my head off and ate my corpse
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Feb 19, 2015 09:19
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That tiny mouthed bitch, only a small toothed cumrag like Greg White could ever love her
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:one time i gave a girl an orgasm and she was like UGGHGNG then she ripped my head off and ate my corpse stay safe poverty ghost
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:one time i gave a girl an orgasm and she was like UGGHGNG then she ripped my head off and ate my corpse You hosed a spider hth
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TheMostFrench posted:You hosed a spider hth I believe they prefer to be called Arachnid-Americans.
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:itt goons in the ok cupid thread dont know what a girl looks like when her face muscles are tensed keep reaching!
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Feb 19, 2015 11:01
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Nirvikalpa posted:
Looks like a German buddy I have, Hmmm she is also poly, I wonder if okc is popular;ar in Germany.
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Nirvikalpa posted:
she looks like a cat so I kinda agree with her statement cats are nefarious as gently caress
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you forgot to mspaint in her tit-for-tat epistemological methodology
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 My self-summary I am a very very friendly person that is very easy to get along with. I really want to share that with someone else that loves me for me. What I知 doing with my life Trying to find a job I知 really good at Getting along with other people. The first things people usually notice about me my eyes and my personality. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food country music, and all types of foods The six things I could never do without toilet paper, water, air, food, cell phone, I pad I spend a lot of time thinking about I worry a lot about other people and if they will be ok On a typical Friday night I am I am usually at home or hanging out with my friend The most private thing I知 willing to admit I have a lot of problems and I dislike myself sometimes. You should message me if you are interested in getting to know me better and want to chat with me more. And also if you want a real girl that won't judge or cheat. *** Do you think flag burning should be illegal? Yes Do you think homosexuality is a sin? Yes Do you kiss on the first date? Always
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Ninja Pangolin posted:
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i was all like aww she seems like a kind person and then BAM homosexuality is a sin YOU GOT ME AGAIN, GODFAGS
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quote:The six things I could never do without ehhhh i think you could actually
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I think in that list of things she forgot the stick she puts the toilet paper on.
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Feb 19, 2015 19:03
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ask her if gluttony is a sin
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nomadologique posted:i was all like aww she seems like a kind person and then BAM homosexuality is a sin Right after "[I'm] a girl who won't judge". The funny thing is she looks just like a (much bigger) version of a lesbian I know IRL, if she were less mean about gay folks she could probably make some friends in her local lesbian network. (I'm sure there is one in every town, like a secret society or something, I don't know how it works but somehow all the lesbians I've met all know each other  )
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ArbitraryC posted:me:
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I thought that nothing could possibly be worse than the OP, but that wall of text a few pages ago proved me wrong. How can you write pages and pages about polyamory yet not even say what you do for a living?
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Feb 19, 2015 21:00
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i'm a very very friendly person (except to you fags out there)
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i have seen people who answer yes to that question and then put bi as their sexuality, and had a sexual encounter with the same sex and enjoyed themselves. *i know its wrong but i cant stop eating girls rear end!!!!!!!!!!!!!* rear end EATERS ANONYMOUs
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Pon de Bundy posted:i have seen people who answer yes to that question and then put bi as their sexuality, and had a sexual encounter with the same sex and enjoyed themselves. Tossing salad doesn't make me gay gosh
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I used OKCupid when I lived in China and got a lot of dates out of it. Best story is one of the girls I took back to my place was sitting on the couch in my room naked while I was lying on the bed and she unleashed a monstrous fart, so instead of saying "excuse me" or whatever she gets on the ground on her knees and starts smelling where her rear end just was. This was a reasonably attractive girl who also claimed to be "super classy." Also still waiting for the porn site of the huge-boobied girl from Burbank or whatever the hell, then pictures of the friend who complained about how she has a monopoly on every guy in the area. Cuatal fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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Cuatal posted:I used OKCupid when I lived in China and got a lot of dates out of it. Best story is one of the girls I took back to my place was sitting on the couch in my room naked while I was lying on the bed and she unleashed a monstrous fart, so instead of saying "excuse me" or whatever she gets on the ground on her knees and starts smelling where her rear end just was. This was a reasonably attractive girl who also claimed to be "super classy." Goon girl fo sho
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Dream girl for sure
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Ok goons, got some brainstorming to do on this one. I found a girl who is attractive and has a reasonably well written profile that shows off her interests and isn't generic or a dumb rant (evidence below). She mentions she's in grad school so she's probably doing something right, and she's the right kind of nerdy that is fun instead grognardy. Then halfway through the profile she drops this bomb. She is 27 years old. How does someone that seemingly has a lot going for them reach that age without ever having a date? Taking bets on what her dark, terrifying secret is. I sent her a message so maybe I'll find out. Exhibit A: part of the decent profile  Exhibit B: the picture  What is she hiding you think?
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