Drunk Thread 2015 - "a culturally inappropriate amount of ass"

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Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

how the gently caress did i have an "A" at the beginning of my post? gotta stop phone posting.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 20:03

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 23:24

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

ded posted:

lmbo loving denied

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wItgAhLaOrs

# ? Feb 18, 2015 20:07

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

also gotta have joe

photoshops acceptable

entire forum is nsfw

I'll just photoshop a "this got tapped by diamond joe" tattoo with a stencil of his smiling face on all the butts.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 20:15

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Just found out about a pretty sweet program called auto rx. Instead of having to deal with waiting hours at the VA clinic for them to hem and haw about for hours while they figure out if they want to fill the prescription from the ER, I was able to give my auto insurance info to the people at CVS and get them in minutes.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 20:34

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'll just photoshop a "this got tapped by diamond joe" tattoo with a stencil of his smiling face on all the butts.

approved

# ? Feb 18, 2015 21:04

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

God drat I can't believe he hasn't gotten sued for sexual harassment.

USMC503 fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Feb 18, 2015

# ? Feb 18, 2015 21:20

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

USMC503 posted:

God drat I can't believe he hasn't gotten used for sexual harassment.

quoting because the sentence is funnier this way

# ? Feb 18, 2015 21:25

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Feb 18, 2015 21:33

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

god drat i wish that man were president
even with the creepy in your face closeness

# ? Feb 18, 2015 21:36

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Feb 18, 2015 21:47

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

# ? Feb 18, 2015 21:49

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I loving love diamond joe.

I hope we can keep him alive and serving in public office with the technology we used to keep dick cheney alive. imagine, an evil Biden.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 21:55

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

wanna party hard with that guy

# ? Feb 18, 2015 21:59

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:08

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:29

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

would

for the money

# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:43

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Some crooked rear end titties. Brown bagger if I've ever seen one.

Would if I didn't think that face would haunt my dreams forever.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:52

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

would

so my home boy Bill could slip out of the house and get his bid'ness on

# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:53

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I loving love diamond joe.

I hope we can keep him alive and serving in public office with the technology we used to keep dick cheney alive. imagine, an evil Biden.

Impossible. Biden is the antiCheney

# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:55

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Sky Marshal Bachman, would many times.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 23:24

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--b2So4B5G--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/w3e9umbad2ddievcdumx.gif

Was trying to upload this gif to iminus or w/e but there's some pretty alright stuff there.

Mostly k-pop poo poo though

and this

lil' something for N4I

# ? Feb 19, 2015 04:54

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Pretty much the only good part of Under the Skin(except the other times she gets her tits out)

:nws:

http://www.diario24horas.com.br/imgs/artigos/22-04-2014-scarlett-filme-sem-roupa.jpg

# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:08

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Equal Opportunity Drunk Thread

# ? Feb 19, 2015 05:55

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Zeris posted:

heh

Want me to see if I've got some copy for these occasions?

# ? Feb 19, 2015 08:39

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpEUXRz08t4

# ? Feb 19, 2015 10:48

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Her face says MOAB enthusiast.

But the crucifix hanging lonely in the 10 mile gap between her bargain basement titties say "I'd rather just smoke some crack".

Nice.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 13:50

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yTiHs96Dyg

# ? Feb 19, 2015 13:58

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Sorry for no weird gifs last night, I was busy barebacking a redhead amazon in anticipation of Feb 20th kick a ginger day. She told me this morning it's a dye job

Good taste in movies/books/music tho.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Want me to see if I've got some copy for these occasions?

So I gave a skeptical "yes" response and got this back from kid's prof, expounding a little:

quote:

I think he just wants to investigate some of the benefits those who join the military experience, but I also know he's been to recruiting offices and spoke to folks there. He doesn't trust their replies. His parents are opposed to him joining, so I think this student is really just trying to scratch an itch about what it may be like and why some people do it.

Anyway, the spirit of your "my husband wants to join AF intel" reply comes to mind... please search for similar copy.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 15:05

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

Sorry for no weird gifs last night, I was busy barebacking a redhead amazon in anticipation of Feb 20th kick a ginger day. She told me this morning it's a dye job

So the floor was hardwood eh? :quagmire:

# ? Feb 19, 2015 15:10

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

amazon is code for fat bull dyke

# ? Feb 19, 2015 17:57

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

amazon is code for fat bull dyke

Sorry about your blind date bruh

in other news:

Shim-

quote:

What's up Zeris,
My name is * and I'm a * major at *. My professor Dr. * has suggested you as a reliable resource in my research regarding veterans and who genuinely benefits from military service. My inquisition won't be too extensive, I would honestly appreciate your honest account of your time in the service and whether it influenced your life positively or negatively. Thanks again for agreeing to help me out.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Question #1. Were you in the poo poo?

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:24

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Dear *,

As a summation of my service and as an answer to any question you may have, I present this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_zoAX2MYU

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:27

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

Zeris posted:

Sorry for no weird gifs last night, I was busy barebacking a redhead amazon in anticipation of Feb 20th kick a ginger day. She told me this morning it's a dye job Good taste in movies/books/music tho.

So I gave a skeptical "yes" response and got this back from kid's prof, expounding a little:

Anyway, the spirit of your "my husband wants to join AF intel" reply comes to mind... please search for similar copy.

WHAT COLOR WAS THE HAIR AROUND HER DICK?

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:40

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

gently caress group assignments with mouthbreathing morons and borderline retarded sorority sweethearts.

Oh, you managed to pick out the first two search results from some dumb search and c&p them into an email letting the group know that you've found SOME TOTALLY GREAT TOPIC IDEAS that you haven't read just to look like you actually did poo poo?
Oh, you made a public facebook page with a super-hilarious image macro TO HELP COORDINATE OUR GROUP EFFORTS?

Please excuse me while I drink before class.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 18:52