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Chomp8645 posted:Ok goons, got some brainstorming to do on this one. I found a girl who is attractive and has a reasonably well written profile that shows off her interests and isn't generic or a dumb rant (evidence below). She mentions she's in grad school so she's probably doing something right, and she's the right kind of nerdy that is fun instead grognardy. Then halfway through the profile she drops this bomb. realtalk: post the rest of the profile so I can show you the obvious signs of mental illness
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Chomp8645 posted:Ok goons, got some brainstorming to do on this one. I found a girl who is attractive and has a reasonably well written profile that shows off her interests and isn't generic or a dumb rant (evidence below). She mentions she's in grad school so she's probably doing something right, and she's the right kind of nerdy that is fun instead grognardy. Then halfway through the profile she drops this bomb. Homeschooled is my bet.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:30
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her dark secret is pursuing a masters in library science.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:31
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Wedemeyer posted:Homeschooled is my bet. You know I hadn't considered that. She specifically mentions that she's very close to her family. That's probably it.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:31
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Chomp8645 posted:very close to her family.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:33
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She's never been on a date because she's a shutin librarian, OP.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:33
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Chomp8645 posted:What is she hiding you think? Maybe she just got out of a long relationship that consumed her entire college life and most of her 20s? If that's the case, stay far away.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:38
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Probably scared of the type of weirdos who would post her pic/profile asking for help to determine what's wrong with her.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:43
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She has sexual hangups and/or poor social skills but is trying to change things. She is basically the female version of every male goon's OKC page, but she became who she is for Irrelevant Reason X instead of the usual too much time on the computer reason attributable to goons. In short you'll be lucky if she replies and her dark secret will be dating you. raton fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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Feb 19, 2015 23:50
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"Sarcasm" = "Passive aggressive lunatic"
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Feb 19, 2015 23:59
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Close to her family? Hasn't dated? You're gonna get cucked by her brother uncle dad
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Feb 20, 2015 00:22
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crippling low self esteem loneliness religious fat mum with diabetes trust issuses take your pick
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Squalitude posted:Probably scared of the type of weirdos who would post her pic/profile asking for help to determine what's wrong with her.
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Feb 20, 2015 01:16
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She's probably just super shy. Go for it, you can be her first awkward relationship where she learns all of the wrong things she shouldn't repeat when she has a good relationship in the future!
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Friend of mine's girlfriend hadn't ever dated anyone before they went out. Her folks were nutty religious and she grew up sheltered and homeschooled. She turned 26, took a teaching position in Japan, came back a year later and started dating my friend. He says it's been a little strange since she'd literally never kissed a boy before they started dating, but they're doing pretty well.
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Feb 20, 2015 01:41
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Chomp8645 posted:What is she hiding you think? she's a nerd who has been taking her life seriously and is only now thinking she might want something besides a career love has quite possibly never occurred to her before now these things are relatively neutral... they could end up bad, or they might have little to no effect... it depends on how well-adjusted she is as a human being
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Feb 20, 2015 02:11
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did you send her a followup message yet to make sure she saw the first one
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Feb 20, 2015 02:19
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hey, try not to be a creep to this young lady
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Feb 20, 2015 02:22
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toggle posted:hey, try not to be a creep to this young lady this but unironically
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Feb 20, 2015 02:23
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wait what does library science qualify you for librarian?
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Maybe she just escaped from some kind of religious fundamentalist compound? But really, toggle posted:hey, try not to be a creep to this young lady
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dMastri posted:wait what does library science qualify you for in our modern digital age this is a much more complicated job than it jmay appear from the outside navigation of databases is pretty much dune-level spice induced trance poo poo
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"Never really dated" girl could have a weird definition for dating or for what her past relationships were. Like that guy she hung out with every day in college and constantly did things with on campus, he wasn't her boyfriend and they weren't dating because they didn't go out for dinner and a show every weekend. Poor guy  But probably just sheltered in high school, serious in undergrad, ready to try new things. Just send her a drat message.
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How to Become a School Librarian Many people who are interested in getting a Master’s of Library and Information Science do so with the hopes of one day becoming a public school librarian. After all, working with children can be extremely rewarding. And being the school librarian means you get to see all the kids, but none of them really “belong” to you at the end of the day. Kind of like being the cool aunt, or the grandma. Add in the generous vacation time every year and this is an attractive job. It’s competitive, though, so you should go about it the right way. In order to apply for a Master’s of Library Science, you will need a bachelor’s degree. And in order to be allowed to work in the public schools, you will ultimately need a teaching certificate. Therefore, it makes a lot of sense to get your bachelor’s degree in a field that leads to certification, such as elementary education. At that point, you can get a job teaching in the public schools or you can move directly to your master’s program. Getting a job has two benefits: it makes money, which is nice, and it shows future employers that you are serious about education. In some master’s programs, you can take some or all of your MLIS courses online. This makes holding down a job and getting your master’s degree at the same time easier. random forbes articles posted:Library and information science degree-holders bring in $57,600 mid-career, on average. Common jobs for them are school librarian, library director and reference librarian, and there are expected to be just 8.5% more of them by 2020. The low pay rank and estimated growth rank make library and information science the worst master’s degree for jobs right now. 
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The Twinkie Czar posted:"Never really dated" girl could have a weird definition for dating or for what her past relationships were. Like that guy she hung out with every day in college and constantly did things with on campus, he wasn't her boyfriend and they weren't dating because they didn't go out for dinner and a show every weekend. Poor guy make it a picture of your penis to introduce her to all that online dating has to offer her, but dress it up in a tux because this is a special moment
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nutranurse posted:make it a picture of your penis to introduce her to all that online dating has to offer her, but dress it up in a tux because this is a special moment shes in library science. put it in a bow tie and a fez
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Noblesse Obliged posted:shes in library science. put it in a bow tie and a fez listen to this goon
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The Twinkie Czar posted:Just send her a drat message. I already had! dMastri posted:did you send her a followup message yet to make sure she saw the first one No I did not! toggle posted:hey, try not to be a creep to this young lady Ok!
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Chomp8645 posted:I already had! Reading is like, hard. What am I, a librarian?
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Chomp8645 posted:
What exactly do you do with a masters in Library Science? Do they know wikipedia exists?
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Chomp8645 posted:
She has a Star of David necklace so I don't know if that makes her more or less likely to be homeschooled. I think crazy homeschoolers are usually Evangelical Christians. Maybe she comes from a really strict Jewish family.
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I met a girl off Tinder who was 28 and had never even kissed a boy before. She didn't tell me this until I said I wasn't interested in dating her anymore. Come to find out the reason was crippling depression. It was a real shame. She was cute, cursed like a sailor and could hold her own at the bar. My point is, don't be someone's first anything. Nothing good ever comes of it.
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ZHamburglar posted:What exactly do you do with a masters in Library Science? Do they know wikipedia exists? librarians are very insular and cannot deal with the fact that modern technology has rendered them obsolete and they will not hire any librarians that are not part of the secret sisterhood of dewey decimal to tend to the few remaining octogenarians that still go to a library in tyyol 2015
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Feb 20, 2015 03:09
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give the jewess your kosher pickle
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I worked briefly at a company that had once published library reference books and had unsuccessfully attempted to recreate their products on a website subscription type service. They'd once employed numerous master of library whatever people and also had once had a generous retirement pension package, and as the company slowly collapsed they kept voting each other off the island like on survivor
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ZHamburglar posted:What exactly do you do with a masters in Library Science? Do they know wikipedia exists?
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit Sometimes i go into the fetal position when i'm in the shower and wonder what it would be like in the womb  hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Feb 20, 2015 04:15
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posting pics and all that text from profiles will get lox tax to come back after Some girl gets a restraining order because a gooob kept messaging her "show me ur feet"
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Pon de Bundy posted:posting pics and all that text from profiles will get lox tax to come back after Some girl gets a restraining order because a gooob kept messaging her "show me ur feet" text is more easily searchable than images, if they're both on the public profile than posting one is just as bad as the other. they published it for anyone to read/look at, they can't do poo poo. bring Leonard J. Crabs out of cryosleep if necessary
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Male Tears posted:She has a Star of David necklace so I don't know if that makes her more or less likely to be homeschooled. I think crazy homeschoolers are usually Evangelical Christians. Maybe she comes from a really strict Jewish family. Interesting, I was going to go with club foot but I change my answer now. Also that 'what do people notice first about you' question is ridiculous. Its never your loving eyes, ladies the first thing I notice are your tits if you are facing me.
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