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If you made a Saturday morning kid's cartoon about the NFL those would be the helmets they wore in it.
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Feb 19, 2015 18:57
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Saint Freak posted:If you made a Saturday morning kid's cartoon about the NFL those would be the helmets they wore in it. Ehh, I don't think they'd fit:  
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Feb 19, 2015 19:06
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quote:Seeing our guys celebrate win in the locker room – there’s no better feeling than winning, the food tastes better, the drinks taste better, not to get too lewd the sex is better. Dudes bangin' dudes, on the Browns.
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Feb 19, 2015 19:19
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Doctor Butts posted:Dudes bangin' dudes, on the Browns. This seems like the next logical progression in our attempt to be the most dysfunctional clusterfuck of a team ever. "We have breaking new that the Clevland Browns ownership has been pimping out the bodies of concussed, and drugged up players to high powered Russian and Saudi elites."
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Feb 19, 2015 19:26
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Smiling Mandrill posted:"We have breaking new that the Clevland Browns ownership has been pimping out the bodies of concussed, and drugged up players to high powered Russian elites." Johnny Manziel farts and Robert Kraft's missing ring pops out.
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Feb 19, 2015 19:33
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All giant bowling ball helmets need to also have giant googly eyes which are LED and rattle around when a player is hit and turn into a giant X when the player is concussed. You're welcome NFL Blitz 2020 creators.
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Feb 19, 2015 19:35
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Johnny Manziel farts and Robert Kraft's missing ring pops out.  Edit Vvvv Lol Chichevache fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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Feb 19, 2015 19:45
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Johnny Manziel farts and Robert Kraft's missing ring pops out. JOHNNY DID IT HE BROUGHT A RING HOME TO CLEVELAND!
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Feb 19, 2015 20:06
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Kalli posted:Ehh, I don't think they'd fit: This reminds me of the League Before Time series of NFL POGs. Lots of things remind me of the League Before Time series of NFL POGs.
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Feb 19, 2015 20:13
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Febreeze posted:Jesus gently caress these are awful The Chargers one looks not terrible.  And the Jags one looks better than the current one  
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Feb 19, 2015 21:42
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:Team switching jokes are too easy, and I've owned you before with one, but I don't read the farthouse so hopefully I'll arrive at the ultimate own independently 
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Feb 19, 2015 21:46
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When did we get this emote? I love it.
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Feb 19, 2015 21:48
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That emote has been around for several years, and it is fantastic.
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Feb 19, 2015 21:49
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shyduck posted:That emote has been around for several years, and it is fantastic. Several years?
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Feb 19, 2015 22:14
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Got to say, I honestly love most of the those big logo helmets.  The only one that I would say is unacceptable is the Giants helmet.
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Feb 19, 2015 22:18
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Chichevache posted:Several years? It was pretty popular but was just on imgur and other places. I think it was only recently added as an emoticon.
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Feb 19, 2015 22:23
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I think the thing about the logos that bothers me so much is that certain ones give away how lazy they were being by just blowing them up. Look at the Patriots logo. Why is it facing up? It feels like they blew up the logo, realized they couldn't fit it on the helmet because it's too long, so they just angled it funny for no reason in particular. The perspective makes it look like the top of the hat would actually go across the crest of the top and onto the other side of the helmet. There are ways they could have made the big Pats logo work (Namely do something like the current seahawks helmets do and have the logos meet in the back) but they didn't. It looks like they just blew it up and slapped it on with no real thought given to how football helmets curve. If you want to really think about it, look at a lot of these and try to picture what they would look like from the front or back instead of just the angle you are given. The Texans red horn wouldn't be a horn, it would be a strange red stripe that meets at the crest. The big logos work somewhat well for some, but mostly the ones that aren't just the logo enhanced but actually have an element of the logo incorporated. The Browns one is a good example. The big head takes up most of the helmet, but because they blended in the brown parts of the logo with the brown of the helmet it looks more seamless. Same with the Bills. The red stripe of the Buffalo ends up becoming the entire helmet red and the blue aspects stand out. It's not perfect, but it works alright. The Dolphin one works for similar reasons. Giving it a closer look the Cowboys Helmet actually is pretty cool. The Colts one is just baffling, why use grey instead of white (but that might be a rendering issue they lazily didn't attempt to fix) The KC logo looks like a mustard and ketchup bottle. The Bucs one is nice. The Denver one is bad, the size and shape of the D doesn't match up with the helmet at all. I might like the Bears one if they removed the white outline. The Jets fade is a nice idea but it kind of blends the edge of the J for no reason and might work better as a hard line. Lions is good, the logo shapes nicely to the helmet curve even at that size. The texture and darkness of the SF one is bleh, same with GB. It kind of works for the Raiders though. I also kind of like the weird dot texture of the Ravens one. Redskins texture is alright but the logo is too big for it to shine. The Saints one is kind of nice but the ear holes and visor holes kind of take away from the classic Fleur de lis. The rest are just boring or terrible. Febreeze fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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Feb 19, 2015 22:42
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The_Hat posted:Please don't magnify the Bears' logo, it just makes the bear look really surprised instead of angry/menacing/whatever The Bears alt logo is really dumb imo but it's ~~historic~~ and you hardly ever have to look at it so it's fine. I mean the stylized C is pretty lame too but as long as the team is in McCaskey hands I doubt they try to tinker with anything
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Feb 19, 2015 23:11
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GNU Order posted:I mean the stylized C is pretty lame too wrong EDIT: Legit stylized letters are top-tier sports logos Except for the Arizona Diamondbacks
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Feb 19, 2015 23:14
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Febreeze posted:The Colts one is just baffling, why use grey instead of white (but that might be a rendering issue they lazily didn't attempt to fix) Iron horseshoes are grey.
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Feb 20, 2015 01:07
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Charlz Guybon posted:Got to say, I honestly love most of the those big logo helmets. the steelers helmet is hella bad
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Feb 20, 2015 01:41
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TyrionBecomesASlave posted:the steelers helmet is hella bad Yeah, but what about the fan mockup?
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Feb 20, 2015 02:03
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Chichevache posted:Yeah, but what about the fan mockup? i didn't see it. which link was that?
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Feb 20, 2015 02:43
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TyrionBecomesASlave posted:i didn't see it. which link was that? I think you just got wooshed bro
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Feb 20, 2015 03:18
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Febreeze posted:I think you just got wooshed bro oh gdi
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Feb 20, 2015 03:24
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The Browns should just reappropriate Chief Wahoo from the 50s for maximum train wreck.
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Feb 20, 2015 04:12
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Lote posted:The Browns should just reappropriate Chief Wahoo from the 50s for maximum train wreck. I say just have the Tribe bring Chief Wahoo from the 50s back. Then the Browns can bring in the Frito Bandito as their logo, and the Cavs can somehow incorporate Uncle Remus into their logo. At least then I can write off the cities sports failures as divine punishment for being racist fucks.
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Feb 20, 2015 04:40
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I can't really decide if this is related or not, but gently caress it.
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Feb 20, 2015 04:59
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Rooster Brooster posted:I can't really decide if this is related or not, but gently caress it. lmao
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Feb 20, 2015 05:01
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TyrionBecomesASlave posted:i didn't see it. which link was that? 
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Feb 20, 2015 06:33
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Charlz Guybon posted:The only one that I would say is unacceptable is the Giants helmet. The Giants helmet is loving magical.
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Feb 20, 2015 17:20
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quote:Bleacher Report's Jason Cole reports the Browns will "take a real run" at trying to trade for Sam Bradford. This would probably be the better choice than trying to play the QB lottery again in the draft. But I don't think the Rams are going to get rid of Bradford.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:03
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Well, considering Bradford's injury history, and the Browns' luck, we may witness an on-field death.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:22
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Bradford's knee literally explodes on the field. The shrapnel maims and ends the careers of two OL.
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Feb 21, 2015 05:43
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skaboomizzy posted:Bradford's knee literally explodes on the field. The shrapnel maims and ends the careers of two OL. That must be that microfracture surgery Swickles mentioned.
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Feb 21, 2015 06:21
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Febreeze posted:Jesus gently caress these are awful I actually like the Bills one, but lol at the Broncos and yeah the Giants too.
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Feb 21, 2015 16:16
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computer parts posted:I actually like the Bills one, but lol at the Broncos and yeah the Giants too. Why is there an oilers one? NY one is by far the best god bless america. The Texans one is so boring it is like we ain't even gonna bother with this team until they decide they need a starting QB.
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Feb 21, 2015 17:45
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Interesting Marla column about Jameis Winston and character-concern guys. If ever a franchise was in a place to avoid character-concern draft picks, it's the Browns right now http://www.ohio.com/sports/browns/marla-ridenour-jameis-winston-too-big-of-a-risk-after-a-year-full-of-scandal-for-browns-nfl-1.568517 quote:As the Browns consider trading up for a franchise quarterback and are perhaps tempted by the physical skills of Winston, Manziel should provide a cautionary tale.
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Feb 21, 2015 20:05
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football fuckerman posted:Interesting Marla column about Jameis Winston and character-concern guys. If ever a franchise was in a place to avoid character-concern draft picks, it's the Browns right now Jimmy Haslam is the George Lucas of NFL owners It's like poetry, it rhymes
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Feb 21, 2015 20:08
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Unless Winston bombs the combine or this shoulder poo poo turns out to be serious I think the Bucs will take him #1
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