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Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011


Wouldn't not



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Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
GIS Joe Biden puppy

Insanity entails

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

:gizz:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Diamond Joe is the 2nd best veep ever, behind Aaron Burr, who is the best because he shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Legalize dueling. No seconds, and it must be to the death. None of that "firing into the air" crap.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Lazy Reservist posted:

Diamond Joe is the 2nd best veep ever, behind Aaron Burr, who is the best because he shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel.

Aaaarrruuuhhhhnnnn B-uuuuhrrrrrr...

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

:stare: I think the clown was in on it.



I think he lured those kids into that house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1G0v1JCCIA

I think he whispered to Damian while he slept.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

beanieson posted:

What a buncha whiney faggots lol

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goddamn it every fuckin time :cry:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Legalize dueling. No seconds, and it must be to the death. None of that "firing into the air" crap.

We need a modern day Aaron Burr

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yeah but the dueling partner would almost have to be Cheney, and we know he's willing to shoot his own loving friends in the face with a shotgun.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

loving hipsters.

poo poo's $10/12pack these days.

Maybe it's just inflation. Still annoying. But it's still dirt cheap in most bars here (buck or two). Busch is still cheaper.

You lucky fucks in states that can sell 30 packs, I've seen $12/30 packs back in illinois, but that's a poo poo poor part of the state. usually busch, old style, natty light, etc.

update on beer chat: went to safeway a couple days ago and it was $16 for a 24 pack. I guess we have a competitive swill market here with rainier, olympia, rolling rock and miller high life. Busch is still cheaper but then it's hard to convince yourself you're even drinking beer anymore.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Get a 6 pack of something good, and a case of something cheap as gently caress. Drink in that order. Think of it as pregaming.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
god drat, patricia arquette is looking rough.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
postin on page 69 :dong:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

postin on page 69 :dong:

:gizz:

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
YOUR TITS ARE GOOD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSyuYD7CUPU

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
loving hell. We're expecting maybe a 1/2 inch of wintry mix poo poo. Roads are clear. And it's going to be warming up throughout the day.

City shut down anyhow. It's almost like the time they shut schools during a couple days of rain.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

had a dream about drinking last night, fuuuuuuck that was good to wake up from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q23j7tJTgg0

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Stultus Maximus posted:

I don't think that they were into slumped shoulders and witless dull faces.

Venus in the showers upon hearing that some rear end in a top hat in a brotruck had run over her shell

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Im drunk and stoned and about to devour my nightly spam and eggs.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Tried Spam for the first time last week. Honestly it was pretty good. Would have been better if someone else was there to pry it out of its slime filled can for me.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
http://www.amazon.com/Army-Camp-Journal-Ilex-Press/dp/1781570094

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

http://imgur.com/gallery/y6LkX

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Spam is loving great.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Post bike ride smoothie:

1 Banana, blueberries, 1 scoop Cake Batter Muscle Milk, and regular milk.

blend that poo poo up. Tastes like it came from Katy Perry's tits (or Liam Neeson's balls for those born with that skill identifier)

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
add some rum and we are talking about a solid drunk thread post.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Aging guts can't handle all that lactose

:sweatdrop:

No oats ?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Oats could be good but I like to keep my post ride calories relegated to high glycemic carbohydrates.

I would think if you used like a vanilla almond milk it would taste good too... I might actually give that poo poo a try next week...

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Been using vanilla almond milk in my smoothies the last few weeks. poo poo is p fuckin fantastic.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Flavored almond milk is good but is the biggest rip off


I got a ninja blender and the thing is a great poor man vitamix

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Buy that poo poo in bulk. Costco son.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

So I drukenly ate two boxes of bars last night. my poops have been really eye opening, but so painful.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Last night's Archer.

What.

The.

gently caress.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Right?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

oh gee, i wonder where these MREs were acquired from




what the gently caress is with MREs being so goddamn expensive.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol there's enough weirdos and zombie apocalypse people that buy them up though

poo poo I have a huge stash I accumulated

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Is that 12/case? $3 and change per doesn't seem too crazy.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
can jet fuel melt MREs?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol there's enough weirdos and zombie apocalypse people that buy them up though

poo poo I have a huge stash I accumulated

I dumped mine and now I regret it, I really just want a box or two to enjoy.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Is that 12/case? $3 and change per doesn't seem too crazy.

Yeah it's 12 per case, but it's nearly $100 to ship them, I have yet to find any non insane shipping prices that would make it worth buying.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I just saw the shipping and yeah that's nuts.

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