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Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Cat Mattress posted:

The GBS thread was fond of "Super Grover" for obvious reasons.

Correct answer.

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xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Dead Reckoning posted:

If I had my way, I'd be the "Warthog" or the "Boyd", just to gently caress with certain people.

Boyd is a very correct answer. Warthog is also not bad at all.

I personally want to go with the devil dog though.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

AlexanderCA posted:

The F35 McNamara

McNamara already had the F-111. I guess you could call it the F-11135. It's already consumed more numbers than any other plane before it. Give it all the numbers.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm fond of "TFX Mk. II" myself.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Can we reuse nighthawk?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

The F-35 Cost-Plus.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

F35 Sky-Bradley

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

MrYenko posted:

The F-35 Cost-Plus.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
F-35 Concurrent

Sounds a bit naval though.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
F-35 "Eh." (You have to shrug and break eye contact when you say it.)

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

F-35 Cutlass II. :colbert:

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747
F35 "Billion"

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
F-35 Dependa

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
I'm surprised no one's suggested this one yet.

The Platypus.

Think about it. The platypus seems to be a questionably failed attempt by nature at making a 'multirole' mammal. Tons of poo poo on it that are perfect fits for more specialized species, but somehow nature thought it smart to pack all that poo poo onto a single animal.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

BIG HEADLINE posted:

I'm surprised no one's suggested this one yet.

The Platypus.

Think about it. The platypus seems to be a questionably failed attempt by nature at making a 'multirole' mammal. Tons of poo poo on it that are perfect fits for more specialized species, but somehow nature thought it smart to pack all that poo poo onto a single animal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I11yToCyBR4

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

BIG HEADLINE posted:

I'm surprised no one's suggested this one yet.

The Platypus.

Think about it. The platypus seems to be a questionably failed attempt by nature at making a 'multirole' mammal. Tons of poo poo on it that are perfect fits for more specialized species, but somehow nature thought it smart to pack all that poo poo onto a single animal.

The F-35 is nowhere near as cool as the platypus, motion denied

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

MrChips posted:

F-35 Cutlass II. :colbert:

This is my vote.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
F-35 Lightning II - "We're all you got!"

"We're all you got!" became the motto of a maintenance company in a unit I used to be in after a commander gave this very flippant response to the BN commander in response to the BC being pissed about their performance.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
For names that crews give an airplane, you'd expect something straightforward and derogatory, like "pig" or "dog." Pigdog?

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

'Vark II

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

"Snark Vark"

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

F-35 Henderson

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
F-35 Blue Falcon? Because the B version screwed over the potential for the aircraft?

Back Hack
Jan 17, 2010


The Dodo

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

F-35-113-B Gavin

Jetrock
Jul 26, 2005

This is the tower of murder... it's where I hang out!
The F-35 Schaedenfreude? Or "Shittin' Fruit" for those who don't savvy German?

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

F-35 Thunderjet II
Can't Fly In Lightning II
Sunk Cost Fallacy
Someday, Maybe
We'll Fix It In Post
gently caress It, We'll Do It Live

Cost-Plus and Super Grover are both pretty great, though.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

MrChips posted:

F-35 Cutlass II. :colbert:

:rudebox:

OhYeah
Jan 20, 2007

1. Currently the most prevalent form of decision-making in the western world

2. While you are correct in saying that the society owns

3. You have not for a second demonstrated here why

4. I love the way that you equate "state" with "bureaucracy". Is that how you really feel about the state
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...f-machine-guns/

Posted this in the Eastern Europe thread but I think people here will enjoy reading this as well.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

F-35 more years till we get the laser working?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Xerxes17 posted:

F-35 Henderson

I was gonna say this too

OhYeah posted:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...f-machine-guns/

Posted this in the Eastern Europe thread but I think people here will enjoy reading this as well.

I suppose this is what happens when you start and then lose two world wars and then spend the next 60+ years having almost all of your national security guaranteed by a foreign power.

Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Feb 20, 2015

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
F35 JSF (jeopardizing state finances).

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

I was gonna say this too


I suppose this is what happens when you start and then lose two world wars and then spend the next 60+ years having almost all of your national security guaranteed by a foreign power.

The Bundeswehr of 1990 was an actually capable force. This is what happens when you spend 25 years heming and hawing about joining any combat missions because of your history, while half the country is an economic development zone and you have no serious opponent anywhere near your borders. Saying out loud that Germany has any interests in the world that might require it to become active militarily is a political death sentence. When the German government deployed a number of paratroopers to cover an evacuation of German oil workers during the Libyan Civil War, the first response by the opposition was to challenge the constitutionality of that decision in court.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
NTSB released the initial reports of the Bagram 747 crash from 2013 last month; apparently the crew found broken straps during their inspection and were considering delaying the flight until they made sure all the cargo was adequately secured. :smithicide:

quote:

CAM-1
thow that out man, that’s evidence. * @ [the loadmaster] don't want that hangin around either.
09:58:50 CAM-?
no.
09:58:53 CAM-1
I hope instead of * rather than just replacing that (strap) I hope he's beefing the straps up more.

http://dms.ntsb.gov/public%2F57000-57499%2F57043%2F567193.pdf

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Feb 20, 2015

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Bear crew filming the Typhoons that intercept them, with a guest appearance by a Mirage 2000:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=68c_1424296602

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Party Plane Jones posted:

NTSB released the initial reports of the Bagram 747 crash from 2013 last month; apparently the crew found broken straps during their inspection and were considering delaying the flight until they made sure all the cargo was adequately secured. :smithicide:


http://dms.ntsb.gov/public%2F57000-57499%2F57043%2F567193.pdf

:drat: :smith:

That's pretty clear cut.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

quote:

I'm putting it on the ## board I'm gettin off this plane, I'm scared. [said in a joking manner]
Yeah.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

quote:

HOT-1
that’s right. we earned it. as far as I'm concerned man. I don’t think - min rest, I'd be dead tomorrow man.
10:52:34 HOT-2
yeah. I think I think I would have to agree with that sentiment.
10:52:39 CAM-3
I'm dead right now.

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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Wow that's grim reading :smith:

To change the subject, I know it's the Daily Fail but there are some superb pics here:

In Cold War pictures, how the RAF has always been ready to face Russia http://dailym.ai/1z31iZh via @MailOnline

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