Portrait of Goon

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u fink u hard Percy: Sep 14, 2007

serious norman posted:

I was thinking drat those are some pretty nice thighs and then I realised they were calves.

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Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Daimo posted:

I was thinking drat those are some pretty nice thighs and then I realised they were calves.

they are thighs

there are two people in that picture

# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:04

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:24

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Vastarien posted:

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Dave Concepcion: Mar 19, 2012

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Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

Vastarien posted:

# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:44

Fake James: Aug 18, 2005; Y'all got any more of that plastic?; Buglord

Sham bam bamina! posted:

they are thighs

there are two people in that picture

I think he joke is he ate her feet

# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:49

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Vastarien posted:

lol

# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:57

Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

Vastarien posted:

Quick everyone save this and upload a million backups before the DMCA takedowns start

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:34

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:37

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

serious norman posted:

jesus gently caress gecafe

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:45

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

RIP girl wearing the capri jeans.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 00:34

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Vastarien posted:

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staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

I don't vote so often, but this got 5 on the first page.

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You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Vastarien posted:

Stephen Goonell

# ? Feb 21, 2015 01:13

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Wonderful Sausage Fingers

# ? Feb 21, 2015 01:19

Miss Areola Canasta: Oct 14, 2007; "You lookin' at me?"

Das Boo posted:

Somewhere in this world, a man is single-handedly drawing hogtaurs.

Even more disturbing: given Rule 34, there are people out there who get off to pictures of sumohogtaurs.

Miss Areola Canasta fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Feb 21, 2015

# ? Feb 21, 2015 01:38

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

You don't?

# ? Feb 21, 2015 02:19

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

I keep thinking the pigtaur would make a good Castlevania boss monster.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 02:20

Pound_Coin: Feb 5, 2004; �

du -hast posted:

jesus gently caress gecafe

gecafe posted:

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.
I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 02:37

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

never trust an elf posted:

I see the hipster dad from goon.jpg who tries on the shittiest clothes in this one.

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Vastarien posted:

now imagine reading the thread he started about prolapsing himself.

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Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

can someone do the greasy-faced guy

# ? Feb 21, 2015 07:07

Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

never trust an elf posted:

Is this the goon who was in a sniper fight and playing medic in Syria?

# ? Feb 21, 2015 07:14

Zen Punk: Dec 26, 2005; interfaced

Vastarien posted:

this version was rejected for being 'too terrifying'

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Vastarien posted:

lol

# ? Feb 21, 2015 08:52

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Stevie Lee posted:

can someone do the greasy-faced guy

dont ruin the thread with that gross fuckre

# ? Feb 21, 2015 10:39

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

I like it

# ? Feb 21, 2015 13:40

Nascardad: Oct 22, 2009; "Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

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panda clue: May 23, 2014

Vastarien posted:

holy gently caress

# ? Feb 21, 2015 19:46

Boogoose: Oct 5, 2003; GIVE ME THE CASH !

Vastarien posted:

A Portrait of the Autist as a Young Man

# ? Feb 21, 2015 19:54

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Pound_Coin posted:

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Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

du -hast posted:

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ZX Speculum: Aug 18, 2006; Soiled Meat

Rambling Robot posted:

I see goatse in everything now.

What have you done to me, SA forums.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 20:52

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Rambling Robot posted:

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snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

Boogoose posted:

A Portrait of the Autist as a Young Man

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

du -hast posted:

jesus gently caress gecafe

He's dead now.

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Cacafuego: Jul 22, 2007

du -hast posted:

jesus gently caress gecafe

God's already done it

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Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

serious norman posted:

what a loving sewer of a gene pool

# ? Feb 22, 2015 02:51

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monkey: Jan 20, 2004; by zen death robot; Yams Fan

sorry to bring up 3O again in a thread that already almost got rid of him, but i am confused now... is fat loser on stairs guy and sculpted eyebrow twink guy two photos of the same guy?

# ? Feb 22, 2015 04:11

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