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Austrian mook posted:I just got clickholes page not found page and its pretty hilarious
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:The Mysterious Shadows of Skullshadow Island quote:They hear you and advance on you and your brother. “Gee whiz!” he yells as they drag him off into the night. To what fate, you never ask nor wonder. As for you, great one, you worry what might befall you. But you needn’t have. Awesome! Suck it, Brock.
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There are two different endings that use a figure of Captain Harlock as the image and that is badass.
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I challenged my brother to a fight and he beat me up and killed me
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:The Mysterious Shadows of Skullshadow Island This is the best one they've done. So well done.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:The Mysterious Shadows of Skullshadow Island “Excellent work, Applicant 4530632. You showed resourcefulness, physical and mental prowess, and the cold-hearted ability to not let familial ties cloud your mission objective. We’ve decided to promote you to Full Field Agent status. Code name...007.” I did it
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We Put A Falcon And A Rabbit In The Same Room Together. What Happened Will Not Surprise You.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:The Mysterious Shadows of Skullshadow Island I beat it! Was there any trick to the piano besides trial and error?
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you play night moves
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zakharov posted:I beat it! Was there any trick to the piano besides trial and error?
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Oh, the chords I found for Night Moves didn't work ![]()
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zakharov posted:Oh, the chords I found for Night Moves didn't work Yeah, same here. Also, is there anything that gives away the passphrase for after the piano? I just guessed.
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ultrafilter posted:Yeah, same here. Also, is there anything that gives away the passphrase for after the piano? I just guessed. Put the dialogue from the boat into google translate
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Of course.
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LeBron James Vs. Michael Jordan: The Definitive Head-To-Head ComparisonDunks so powerful that the ball screams posted:Early in his career, Jordan excelled at dunking so powerfully that a mouth would appear on the ball and begin screaming, but this skill diminished in his later seasons, leaving him with a career average of 1.6 instances per game. James currently holds the lead at 3.1 instances per game, but expect this number to wane in coming seasons.
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The Film Standard's Oscar special was pretty great, too.
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Cleretic posted:The Film Standard's Oscar special was pretty great, too. Finally, a film critic willing to stand up and say that this year's Oscar contenders have really reached a new low.
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Hello Sailor posted:Finally, a film critic willing to stand up and say that this year's Oscar contenders have really reached a new low. This comment reminds that the Onion's youtube channel has better comments than I've seen for anything else: quote:The brainy depths of Peter Rosenthal's expertise are the only thing that can keep those of us still wet behind the ears as film critics from drowning in a sea of sub-par films. quote:The standards of today's critics have sunk to such depths that I can no longer *sub*scribe to them. Too many good films have gone right under the radar. We should not feel like there is too much pressure to go deeper in our analysis of movies. Who knows, maybe, next year, a underdog will torpedo it's way through the nominations. But alas, I fear that ship has sailed. khwarezm has a new favorite as of 05:33 on Feb 22, 2015 |
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a lot of the comments didn't get the sub text.
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Cleretic posted:The Film Standard's Oscar special was pretty great, too. Subtle.
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In case anybody needs the chords for the piano, they're G F C C F G
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zakharov posted:Oh, the chords I found for Night Moves didn't work
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I just remembered one of my favorites: http://www.theonion.com/articles/ask-a-man-whos-jowldeep-in-phyllis-dillers-pussy,12258/ quote:Ask A Man Who's Jowl-Deep In Phyllis Diller's Pussy
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If you told me I wrote this article in high school I'd have a hard time proving you wrong
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:In case anybody needs the chords for the piano, they're G F C C F G Just use this new app: This App Will Change The Way You Listen To Music
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William Bear posted:I just remembered one of my favorites:
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Keeping Our Childhoods Alive: These Heroic Doctors Have Been Sustaining The Pig From ‘Babe’ On Life Support For 18 Years "The heroic doctors in charge of keeping this important part of our childhoods alive have achieved truly miraculous results. While the average pig’s lifespan is only eight years, Tugboat has now been with us for more than two decades, and medical experts suspect they will be able to keep him alive for at least another 30 years! Awesome."
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/living-past-some-countries-are-still-using-metric--1924![]()
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Greatbacon posted:http://www.clickhole.com/article/living-past-some-countries-are-still-using-metric--1924 Unironically correct ![]() vvv Exactly, I'll give up quarts, gallons, bushels and the rest, but F is a better human scale measuremnent than C. Gynocentric Regime has a new favorite as of 00:53 on Feb 24, 2015 |
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Hasters posted:Unironically correct I posted the thing below in part hoping to start a fight between my American and European friends. Instead everyone seems to like it... http://isomorphism.es/post/3767526267/fahrenheit-versus-celsius
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Skeesix posted:I posted the thing below in part hoping to start a fight between my American and European friends. Instead everyone seems to like it... Oh no they're wasting the digits!!
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Person Who Clearly Hasn’t Seen ‘The Fifth Element’ Arguing There No Good Roles For Women
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quote:The most glaring example of his autocratic extremism is the executive amnesty he has unilaterally bestowed upon millions of illegal aliens living illegally in the U.S. Many of these illegals are also illegally working illegal jobs here, too.
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Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far Yesterday When Big Bird Ate An American Flag? This is goddamn amazing.
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Racists will hate this video!
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Don’t Think Women Can Be Beautiful? These Photos Will Convince You Otherwise
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Are you a good American? http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-good-american-1956 I'm not, apparently. ![]()
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