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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

That shipping charge is some ebay scam bullshit

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005


I mean, what? Where are they going with this? Right now the Barry episode is the standout of the season in my eyes.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

LeoMarr posted:

I dumped mine and now I regret it, I really just want a box or two to enjoy.

what the gently caress is going on around here lately that these people want to eat mres at random? are you the same dumdum that i made fun of a few days ago or is this spreading?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I mean, what? Where are they going with this? Right now the Barry episode is the standout of the season in my eyes.

:shrug:

I've been thoroughly entertained this season.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I haven't watched the new season yet. I need to get on that.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

MurderBot posted:

1 scoop Cake Batter Muscle Milk

Did they decide that poo poo had metal shavings in it or something

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

If it does they taste delicious.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

what the gently caress is going on around here lately that these people want to eat mres at random? are you the same dumdum that i made fun of a few days ago or is this spreading?

I honestly don't know, I really enjoyed MREs.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

enjoy making GBS threads literal bricks i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9VXjFzWIgE

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

enjoy making GBS threads literal bricks i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9VXjFzWIgE

:feelsgood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Rfb1Jtmic

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Well, turns out Biden anime rape exists

:nws:https://imgur.com/gallery/A6WB2:nws:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

Well, turns out Biden anime rape exists

:nws:https://imgur.com/gallery/A6WB2:nws:

:catstare:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Well, turns out Biden anime rape exists

:nws:https://imgur.com/gallery/A6WB2:nws:

:chloe:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Booblord Zagats posted:

Well, turns out Biden anime rape exists

:nws:https://imgur.com/gallery/A6WB2:nws:

:magical:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I'll never be surprised by anime anything existing after I found out some Japanese dude had made an anime lady out of the NASA spacecraft we were launching a couple years back

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
In other news, is the D&D Police Reform back yet? Looks like some autistic hearts & minds are about to be won over

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/officers-deploy-to-save-autistic-boys-birthday/

quote:

Glenn Buratti's mother says he was devastated when nobody showed up to his birthday party.
"To see the look on his face killed me inside," Buratti told CBS News Orlando affiliate WKMG. Her son, who is autistic, was so saddened by the absence of guests, she said, that he refused to smile.

...

Then the police got involved. The county sheriff's office near her house in St. Cloud, Florida, orchestrated their own gift: A flyover from the the sheriff's helicopter.

A Facebook post caught the eye of the Osceola County Sheriff's Office, who responded with a flyover from the sheriff's helicopter. WKMG
"Glenn just smiled the whole time and waved," Buratti said. "It was amazing."

Deputies bought Glenn more presents, and, the next week, sheriff's cars, police dogs and fire trucks paid him a visit at the same time.

"We got to the stop sign by our house and Glenn was like: 'The fire truck's at our house!'" Buratti recalled. "I said, 'It's okay, They're there to tell you happy birthday.'"

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

In other news, is the D&D Police Reform back yet? Looks like some autistic hearts & minds are about to be won over

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/officers-deploy-to-save-autistic-boys-birthday/

Yes but I don't think anyone is posting in it :shrug:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Damnit Cole

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Cole can fix that if you want, N4I

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Well, turns out Biden anime rape exists

:nws:https://imgur.com/gallery/A6WB2:nws:

What the gently caress?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Back when hurricane katrina knocked mississippi even further into the third world if you could make it to the nearby army base you could get two cases of MREs and 2 bags of ice. I was hittin that every day for 2 weeks and my parents still have those boxes stacked in storage.

How long are they supposed to last, anyway?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Please Cole, keep posting in D&D. Post to your heart's content.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Back when hurricane katrina knocked mississippi even further into the third world if you could make it to the nearby army base you could get two cases of MREs and 2 bags of ice. I was hittin that every day for 2 weeks and my parents still have those boxes stacked in storage.

How long are they supposed to last, anyway?

depends on heat, but upwards of 5 - 10 yrs.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
The contents are by and large vacuum packed. With the rare exception of something not being well sealed, most of the stuff in an MRE will last basically forever.

Also I could see $100 shipped for two cases. A case is pretty drat heavy, let alone two, presumably boxed together somehow.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
dammit better call saul isn't free on AMC anymore without signing in with your cable provider

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if you have a vpn you can get onto the england netflix and watch it there

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

dammit better call saul isn't free on AMC anymore without signing in with your cable provider

you poor

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Cole posted:

dammit better call saul isn't free on AMC anymore without signing in with your cable provider
:filez:

:ssh:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Zeris posted:

In other news, is the D&D Police Reform back yet? Looks like some autistic hearts & minds are about to be won over

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/officers-deploy-to-save-autistic-boys-birthday/

I saw highway patrol helping a woman change a flat tire today. Cops are pretty cool. :)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

USMC503 posted:

The contents are by and large vacuum packed. With the rare exception of something not being well sealed, most of the stuff in an MRE will last basically forever.

Also I could see $100 shipped for two cases. A case is pretty drat heavy, let alone two, presumably boxed together somehow.

a case weighs about 20 lbs which isnt heavy, do you even lift bro?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

lol wait so the times we carried 4 - 5 boxes of MREs we were carrying close to 100 lbs?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
yep

also whats your obsession with eating mres? do you miss the penne pasta entree and wheat snack bread that much? im pretty sure chef boyardee is higher quality man

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i actually miss wheat snack bread and the cheese spread. loving kill me for missing that poo poo.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

That shipping charge is some ebay scam bullshit

I forgot the exact weight because it's been like a million loving years when I was TAD at the post office in Iwakuni but there's a max weight on boxes and if you exceed that the post office rapes the gently caress out of you on shipping, same with oversized boxes.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
4-5 cases?

What was your MOS? Pack Mule?

marching along at the back of the column, bag full of cookies with pan coated discs 550 cord'd to your face

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

4-5 cases?

What was your MOS? Pack Mule?

marching along at the back of the column, bag full of cookies with pan coated discs 550 cord'd to your face

11b, there were regularly details of drawing MREs for the company and loading them into a trailer for the month or week or whatever. It wasn't like miles more like across the company parking lot, but still, it never seemed like that much


bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The spaghetti MRE wasn't terrible. That's all I got. Thanks for reading.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

holocaust bloopers posted:

The spaghetti MRE wasn't terrible. That's all I got. Thanks for reading.

buffalo chicken was pretty great

I also find that MREs are great hangover killers

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

a case weighs about 20 lbs which isnt heavy, do you even lift bro?

40 lbs is pretty heavy by shipping standards

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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Motherfucking ranger pudding.

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