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youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Bet he has super long dangly nuts do to his old manness. Can a dev confirm/deny?

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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
:synpa:

Archimago
Jun 18, 2014

I just want to nom on Merrill

:negative:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

:buddy:

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN

youre wife posted:

Bet he has super long dangly nuts do to his old manness. Can a dev confirm/deny?

If you apply that kind of logic, that would mean all sorceresses would have saggy tits.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Pull up thread!

Also why does no one use [timg] in this thread anymore?

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
magic tit jobs and bum lifts are 100% canon

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

Lareine posted:

If you apply that kind of logic, that would mean all sorceresses would have saggy tits.

they're sorceresses. sorceresses my man.





sorceresses.

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Yeah. I thought twitcher was a killer of magic users and not a magic user himself. So his nuts should hang pretty low right?

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
it stands to reason triss or somebody would have his balls ironed smooth and pulled taut for aesthetics

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Unless his gf's support his balls

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

fanged wang posted:

it stands to reason triss or somebody would have his balls ironed smooth and pulled taut for aesthetics

Yes. This is what I meant. Great minds

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Couldn't Triss just magic his balls to perfection?

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

no need tbh

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Bort Bortles posted:

Pull up thread!

Also why does no one use [timg] in this thread anymore?

please dont [timg] it triggers me

fanged wang posted:

it stands to reason triss or somebody would have his balls ironed smooth and pulled taut for aesthetics

i think i read somewhere that all of the hosed up potion things he drinks makes his so his scrote is swollen to like 200% of size and pretty taut as a result. still has scraggly old man looking grey hairs on it tho

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


[borat voice] really good

buildmorefarms
Aug 13, 2004

любоваться
Doctor Rope
Someone post the
1. What if I'm gay
2. Bye
pic please

alex314
Nov 22, 2007

160 new posts! A new trailer? Nope, CG porn and discussion about Geralt's scrotum..

Have a trailer of quality matched by recent posts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQqrOf70pc4

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

Nuclearmonkee posted:

please dont [timg] it triggers me


i think i read somewhere that all of the hosed up potion things he drinks makes his so his scrote is swollen to like 200% of size and pretty taut as a result. still has scraggly old man looking grey hairs on it tho

also canon there's a meter that measures scrotal tension and you get stat penalties for not draining him balls

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

alex314 posted:

160 new posts! A new trailer? Nope, CG porn and discussion about Geralt's scrotum..

Have a trailer of quality matched by recent posts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQqrOf70pc4

this is a serious proclick

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

fanged wang posted:

magic tit jobs and bum lifts are 100% canon

This is true actually.

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN

alex314 posted:

160 new posts! A new trailer? Nope, CG porn and discussion about Geralt's scrotum..

Have a trailer of quality matched by recent posts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQqrOf70pc4

DOWNGRADE! DDDOOOWWWWNNNNGGGGRRRRAAADDDEEEE!

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
I think the game is shaping up to look pretty good actually, but I'm not a huge graphics whore.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Holy crap that is awesome! I would totally play the hell out of that.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

fanged wang posted:



peep that next gen titty glisten :love: :love: :love:

Geralt's looking awfully pink for a nigh albino.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Arcsquad12 posted:

Geralt's looking awfully pink for a nigh albino.

newly hosed maybe??

Stentorian Hoot
Jun 14, 2001

Couldn't get it up...

Arcsquad12 posted:

Geralt's looking awfully pink for a nigh albino.

I thought just his hair turned white from the trial of the grasses. He really isn't much of albino outside of that.

Archimago
Jun 18, 2014

I just want to nom on Merrill
This is a drunk post. I'd feel bad, but I don't. I hate myself for being hyped for this stupid video game.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Archimago posted:

This is a drunk post. I'd feel bad, but I don't. I hate myself for being hyped for this stupid video game.

reported

Archimago
Jun 18, 2014

I just want to nom on Merrill

For being drunk or hyped?

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
i too am drunk and looking forward to this videogame

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Remember when the Witcher 3 was suppose to be out this month? :qq:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Archimago posted:

For being drunk or hyped?

both

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

I said come in! posted:

Remember when the Witcher 3 was suppose to be out this month? :qq:

Downgrading every texture in the game manually takes time.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
Hating yourself for being excited for a game should be a bannable offense in the Games forum imo

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
wtf all these drunk posters... what is it about The Bitcher 3 that drives you to drink!?

dud root
Mar 30, 2008

Dongattack posted:

wtf all these drunk posters... what is it about The Bitcher 3 that drives you to drink!?

The trial of grasses is a helluva drug

insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.
I've been reading the books (currently on Time of Contempt), and now I realize that the devs literally put in every single character they could think of into the games. For all the talk of tits and sex though its pretty much how it happens all the time in the books. The first time Geralt meets Shani (from TW1) in the books she is 17 and he is banging her immediately. Also practically every female character immediately falls in love with Geralt so far.

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The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

insider posted:

I've been reading the books (currently on Time of Contempt), and now I realize that the devs literally put in every single character they could think of into the games.
Yeah I was pretty surprised that loving Zyvik (the dude that leads you around the Kaedweni camp in Roche's Act 2) was from the books.

insider posted:

The first time Geralt meets Shani (from TW1) in the books she is 17 and he is banging her immediately.
To be fair, even Dandelion thought that was a bit scuzzy. I mean she was only 17 and Geralt just met her like an hour ago.

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