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captainOrbital posted:They actually let me do that for a couple of my kids after I cut the umbilical cord. You usually have to ask beforehand, though. I'm imagining this involving an apple corer.
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Getting a company logo on your skin is the saddest possible tattoo
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Posted to Facebook with the caption "Finally got my starfish!" Not only is it poorly done, but without an outline to at least kind of hold the shape it is going to turn into a blue/red mess in a few years time.
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More so than it already is.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I'm imagining this involving an apple corer. Well it basically is. You can sometimes use your finger and open one up that way, since it's pretty much like a second "soft spot".
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Zelder posted:Getting a company logo on your skin is the saddest possible tattoo I might have posted this, before, but I don't want to pass up an opportunity to give him poo poo about it. 
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MrSmokes posted:Lire Fnee? Or Dei
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Lire Theo.
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I'm trying to see if I can get a picture, but my coworkers 14 year old son went into a shithole in Jamaica Queens (with an ID that says he's 16 and a woman who was there getting pierced pretending to be his mom) and got a star on his chest (blown out wobbly lines galore) and her name across his forearm. His logic being "You can't be mad, it's your own name." She tricked him into spilling which place and who did it (by saying I liked the font/shading and wanted to go there for my next piece) so we could sic one of the attorneys in our office on them, not like it'll matter much in the long run, but she's pissed beyond belief.
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Isn't there a guy who gets free Burger King food for life because he got the logo tattooed on him?
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Say Nothing posted:Regret.jpg To be fair, I kind of feel like an immaculately-done Limp Bizkit backpiece would be worse, just because of how much more it presumably would have cost.
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Byzantine posted:owns Sure, I thought so too at a glance. But the longer you look at it, the worse it gets. First it's like "Hmm, those lines are really, really crooked." And then you notice "South America has FAS." And then how there's no Antarctica. Or Australia. Or how Alaska is bigger than Asia, or Lake Michigan is the size of Japan.
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The White Dragon posted:Sure, I thought so too at a glance. But the longer you look at it, the worse it gets. First it's like "Hmm, those lines are really, really crooked." And then you notice "South America has FAS." And then how there's no Antarctica. Or Australia. Or how Alaska is bigger than Asia, or Lake Michigan is the size of Japan. That's the Hudson, not Lake Michigan. A lot of old maps have very distorted Americas.  That being said, the linework isn't the best.
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cyberia posted:Unless you're the guy from Memento there's no reason to get a date stamped on your body permanently. Like, this date is so loving memorable to me for whatever reason but I need it etched into my skin in case I forget it. It's just so basic. I have the same issue with people who get their own surnames tattooed on their arms in 300-pt font or get lists of their children / siblings / parents names; it seems like such a trite, meaningless gesture to me. Mr. Cool Ice disagrees.
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My coworker's wife got her two kid's names tattooed on the inside of either wrist. She just had a third kid but doesn't plan on getting his name inked on because (I'm guessing) it would break the symmetry/where would she put it. Seems a little unfair to me. I suggested her ankle since the kid's name is CHASE. 
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Send a letter to the kid in 10 years telling him to ask his mom if he's adopted.
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Haruharuharuko posted:And just bad There's some kind of Penis/Thumb thing jutting out from that mass
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Say Nothing posted:abackofwhatthefuck? This is genuinely upsetting.
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I think the thing that's getting me the most is just how much ink is smeared all over his back. When I got my first tattoo, an 11" long solid black design (yes from a video game because I am a nerd), the artist didn't leave that much poo poo all over my skin afterwards. I have no idea if that's some egregious overuse of ink, or just poor cleanup before taking the picture, or what, but after three tattoos, I can safely say that I've never looked like I cracked a Bic pen on my skin and smeared it around like a grade-school kid like that guy does.
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The outline at the mouth looks like a wolf smelling an upset snake.
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:I think the thing that's getting me the most is just how much ink is smeared all over his back. When I got my first tattoo, an 11" long solid black design (yes from a video game because I am a nerd), the artist didn't leave that much poo poo all over my skin afterwards. I have no idea if that's some egregious overuse of ink, or just poor cleanup before taking the picture, or what, but after three tattoos, I can safely say that I've never looked like I cracked a Bic pen on my skin and smeared it around like a grade-school kid like that guy does. It's inexperience. The artist isn't wiping properly and isn't running their machine properly causing it to dump ink. I had the same problem during my first two weeks of tattooing. But then learned pretty quickly how to properly float my needle so it didn't dump ink everywhere and how to wipe so that it didn't just smear across the skin. Of course something tells me that artist isn't a two-week old newbie and just doesn't give a poo poo.
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Nemico posted:The outline at the mouth looks like a wolf smelling an upset snake. Whoa. That's uncanny.
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This Alice in Wonderland piece reminded me of my old roommate's girlfriend. One day she walked into the living room wearing a sports bra and proudly showed this off:  (Big as hell and right on the ribcage) Can't find a good picture of her other tattoos, a purple and green rabbit on her shoulder that looks like a bruise and a clip-art rose outline. Edit: Look at those bats. Fuckin' look at 'em. This owns. Hard. Samfucius has a new favorite as of 10:23 on Feb 24, 2015 |
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