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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dongattack posted:

The Bitcher 3

haha

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

the real game were all looking forward to is cyberpunk 2077

Sauer
Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!
Geralt is a ripped, hot, badass who can't get you preggers or give you diseases; who wouldn't be banging him every time he rolls in to town?

Archimago
Jun 18, 2014

I just want to nom on Merrill
I know sorceresses can't get preggers, but can they give you diseases?

Nektu
Jul 4, 2007

FUKKEN FUUUUUUCK
Cybernetic Crumb

Archimago posted:

I know sorceresses can't get preggers, but can they give you diseases?
Only when they turn you into a toad because you didnt call back.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
:synpa:

Sauer
Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!

You done hosed up.

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf
I look forward to the Witcher 3, hoped all the new posts was some talk about new information :cripes:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
I too was looking forward to reading new info after seeing the thread had all these new posts.

Though what we got instead is much better imo.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Archimago posted:

I know sorceresses can't get preggers, but can they give you diseases?

Some sorceresses can get preggers, it's just very rare. IIRC all male mages are sterile though.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Magic basically makes your egg/sperm production areas wither and become nonfunctional for ~reasons~ though obviously the non-babymaking bits still work just fine. So a mage generally is unable to have kids after a few years of working magic.

As for diseases, barring some freak allergy to magic (*cough*Triss*cough*) they can cure themselves of just about anything they pick up magically. So they're probably safe partners in that regard.


Now, is the parrying of crossbow bolts with shields done actively or is it them just smartly hiding behind the shield? Because if its some reflex blocking that really takes the piss out of the Witchers' feared ability to parry bolts...

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

OAquinas posted:

Magic basically makes your egg/sperm production areas wither and become nonfunctional for ~reasons~ though obviously the non-babymaking bits still work just fine. So a mage generally is unable to have kids after a few years of working magic.

As for diseases, barring some freak allergy to magic (*cough*Triss*cough*) they can cure themselves of just about anything they pick up magically. So they're probably safe partners in that regard.


Now, is the parrying of crossbow bolts with shields done actively or is it them just smartly hiding behind the shield? Because if its some reflex blocking that really takes the piss out of the Witchers' feared ability to parry bolts...

Don't they have pretty intricate gestures and words they have to say to do spells? I'd imagine it's more like the shield in the CGI opening of W2 where the mage has to do an elaborate arm gesture to get the shield up.

hot salad
Jun 25, 2005

Did you just say
the word 'scoff'?
Sorry to interrupt blood-sorceress-sex-magic chat, but I have a real question :v:

I bought both W1&2 from GOG so I have the W3 discounted pre-order available which is tempting, except there's no way my PC will be able to run it - is there any way to get the discount applied towards a PS4 pre-order of W3 instead?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Stentorian Hoot posted:

I thought just his hair turned white from the trial of the grasses. He really isn't much of albino outside of that.

He certainly isn't flush with color though in either Witcher 1 or 2. Must be that high mountain winter living in Kaer Mohren.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

OAquinas posted:

Magic basically makes your egg/sperm production areas wither and become nonfunctional for ~reasons~ though obviously the non-babymaking bits still work just fine. So a mage generally is unable to have kids after a few years of working magic.
It's not just that, though that is a factor. Even the fertile ones tend to have kind of hosed up offspring that tend to be very powerful but also insane. Genes that allow magical talent seem to be linked to some generally maladaptive poo poo.

GuyUpNorth
Apr 29, 2014

Witty phrases on random basis
Yennefer goes through exact forms with Ciri in Blood of the Elves, where she smashes a shack accidentally. I don't recall if exact chants are explicitly mentioned anywhere up to Baptism of Fire.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

the wildest turkey posted:

Sorry to interrupt blood-sorceress-sex-magic chat, but I have a real question :v:

I bought both W1&2 from GOG so I have the W3 discounted pre-order available which is tempting, except there's no way my PC will be able to run it - is there any way to get the discount applied towards a PS4 pre-order of W3 instead?

get a better PC

alternatively, buy the PC version for that far off future when you don't own a poo poo PC, rent the PS4 version for right now

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN

The Sharmat posted:

It's not just that, though that is a factor. Even the fertile ones tend to have kind of hosed up offspring that tend to be very powerful but also insane. Genes that allow magical talent seem to be linked to some generally maladaptive poo poo.

Wasn't Geralt's mom a sorceress?

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

GuyUpNorth posted:

Yennefer goes through exact forms with Ciri in Blood of the Elves, where she smashes a shack accidentally.

They stole that bit in Witcher 1 too. Specifically, the exact same thing happens with Alvin and Triss.


Lareine posted:

Wasn't Geralt's mom a sorceress?

Yeah. Which may be why he's unusually good at signs.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

The Sharmat posted:

Yeah. Which may be why he's unusually good at signs.

Is sorcery even genetic in any form? I know Ciri was a source which made her powerful but didn't Sapkowski mention in Last Wish how sorceresses were just ugly regular women who no one wanted to marry so their fathers shipped them off to the magic school?

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

GrossMurpel posted:

Is sorcery even genetic in any form?
It's completely genetic.

GrossMurpel posted:

I know Ciri was a source which made her powerful but didn't Sapkowski mention in Last Wish how sorceresses were just ugly regular women who no one wanted to marry so their fathers shipped them off to the magic school?

Because the pretty girls were more useful being married off. Even if they were capable of magic, they weren't sent to learn it. Sorceresses are comparatively useless to the family because they produce no offspring.

Archimago
Jun 18, 2014

I just want to nom on Merrill

the wildest turkey posted:

Sorry to interrupt blood-sorceress-sex-magic chat, but I have a real question :v:

I bought both W1&2 from GOG so I have the W3 discounted pre-order available which is tempting, except there's no way my PC will be able to run it - is there any way to get the discount applied towards a PS4 pre-order of W3 instead?

No, the discount is just for GOG and there's no GOG version of the console edition.

insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.

Archimago posted:

No, the discount is just for GOG and there's no GOG version of the console edition.

I had a discount on Steam for having both games?

Crigit
Sep 6, 2011

I'll show you my naval if you show me yours.
Let's get naut'y.

The Sharmat posted:

Because the pretty girls were more useful being married off. Even if they were capable of magic, they weren't sent to learn it. Sorceresses are comparatively useless to the family because they produce no offspring.

I thought the point was just supposed to be that there were no ugly sorceresses, because even the ones that started ugly could change their looks with magic, not that only ugly girls were sent to become sorceresses. Also I'm pretty sure a sorceress could be plenty useful to her family even without being able to breed, what with all the magic making amassing enormous amounts of wealth and power easy.

Edit: VVVVV Huh, consider me refuted then.

Crigit fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Feb 23, 2015

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Crigit posted:

I thought the point was just supposed to be that there were no ugly sorceresses, because even the ones that started ugly could change their looks with magic, not that only ugly girls were sent to become sorceresses. Also I'm pretty sure a sorceress could be plenty useful to her family even without being able to breed, what with all the magic making amassing enormous amounts of wealth and power easy.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
The fun bit is the subtext of that scene is that Geralt is trying very hard not to find Yennefer attractive.

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007
Just cracked the first Witcher book after getting a used copy from Alibris for $3.

The first page or so is soft core porn...

But it is extremely well written soft core porn. Must continue anyways. O hey cool, incest already and I'm only like 5 pages deep.

Please tell me this starts to pick up and get less weird and splergy. It's like reading Twilight if it were written by Fiodor Dostojewski.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
I don't remember any incest in the first book but it's been awhile.

EDIT: Oh wait yeah, Foltest and his sister. Nevermind.

It's not actually on screen incest though.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

The Sharmat posted:

The fun bit is the subtext of that scene is that Geralt is trying very hard not to find Yennefer attractive.

The best part is that Yennefer knows this and proceeds to gently caress with Geralt by bathing while invisible and then calling him out for perving on her. I also liked the topic of ugly sorceresses changing their looks via magic, but still being considered unattractive because nothing could hide the bitterness and low self esteem that drove them to change in the first place. Their eyes are still ugly.

Avalanche posted:

Just cracked the first Witcher book after getting a used copy from Alibris for $3.

The first page or so is soft core porn...

But it is extremely well written soft core porn. Must continue anyways. O hey cool, incest already and I'm only like 5 pages deep.

Please tell me this starts to pick up and get less weird and splergy. It's like reading Twilight if it were written by Fiodor Dostojewski.

The Last Wish has kind of a wonky translation, and it can be wordy at times. As it stands, I found the later short stories better than The Witcher. The fight with the Striga is fun and well written, but the Butcher of Blaviken and the crazy Cintrian dinner party were the highlights of The Last Wish for me.

I swear that Gollancz got a different translator for Blood of Elves, because the difference in translation quality is enormous. While I could tell that Last Wish was translated, I was hard pressed to believe that Blood of Elves was written in anything but English.

Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Feb 26, 2015

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
I actually think the Lesser Evil or whatever it's called where Geralt becomes the Butcher of Blaviken was the best short story.

Geralt has sex with a woman in it though, so trigger warning.

Archimago
Jun 18, 2014

I just want to nom on Merrill
This is another drunk post.,

The Steam discount for owning both games is new.

You're a terrible person for buying it on Steam instead of supporting DRM-Free.

Has anyone read the fan translated version of books? Are they as terrible as the phrase "fan translated book" makes me think?

Archimago
Jun 18, 2014

I just want to nom on Merrill
Jesus gently caress I hate my avatar.

Edit: because i won't triple post. is the new version of Rise of the White Wolf good and worth playing through on TW1? Anyone tried it?

Archimago fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Feb 26, 2015

VodeAndreas
Apr 30, 2009

Archimago posted:

This is another drunk post.,

The Steam discount for owning both games is new.

You're a terrible person for buying it on Steam instead of supporting DRM-Free.

Has anyone read the fan translated version of books? Are they as terrible as the phrase "fan translated book" makes me think?

You freaked me out with that discount comment, thought I'd have to fight with Steam Support... but it looks like pre-ordering early worked out well for once:

The Witcher 3
47.99 USD


(Also before the AUD collapsed)

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Arcsquad12 posted:

The best part is that Yennefer knows this and proceeds to gently caress with Geralt by bathing while invisible and then calling him out for perving on her. I also liked the topic of ugly sorceresses changing their looks via magic, but still being considered unattractive because nothing could hide the bitterness and low self esteem that drove them to change in the first place. Their eyes are still ugly.

I got the feeling she didn't really gently caress with him. She sounded actually mad that he ogled her during that scene but was repulsed by the bitterness you mentioned.
Plus, I think it's mostly because of his Witcher senses and poo poo that he notices that, I don't think a normal person could read that much into sorceresses. Like Chireadan in that scene, he seems pretty smitten.

Archimago posted:

This is another drunk post.,

The Steam discount for owning both games is new.

You're a terrible person for buying it on Steam instead of supporting DRM-Free.

Has anyone read the fan translated version of books? Are they as terrible as the phrase "fan translated book" makes me think?

What if I bought them both physically and just activated the keys on GOG to get the discount for W3?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Arcsquad12 posted:

The best part is that Yennefer knows this and proceeds to gently caress with Geralt by bathing while invisible and then calling him out for perving on her. I also liked the topic of ugly sorceresses changing their looks via magic, but still being considered unattractive because nothing could hide the bitterness and low self esteem that drove them to change in the first place. Their eyes are still ugly.


The Last Wish has kind of a wonky translation, and it can be wordy at times. As it stands, I found the later short stories better than The Witcher. The fight with the Striga is fun and well written, but the Butcher of Blaviken and the crazy Cintrian dinner party were the highlights of The Last Wish for me.

I swear that Gollancz got a different translator for Blood of Elves, because the difference in translation quality is enormous. While I could tell that Last Wish was translated, I was hard pressed to believe that Blood of Elves was written in anything but English.

I feel there was a little too much going on in that dinner party. This guys been cursed, but wants to marry the Princess, but she's magic, and so is her mum who wants to marry this other guy but can't, and his son wants to marry the Princess but these other nobles won't let him, and they both want to fight the first guy. There's like 5 different points where Geralt deduces something and doesn't reveal it to the audience until right at the end.

It's like if the finale of either Vizima Outskirts or Flotsam happened without the previous 10 hours of gradual buildup explaining just who the hell everybody is.

Heliosicle
May 16, 2013

Arigato, Racists.
Did they remove the 20% off total on steam? I swear you got 5% off for each game you owned, not just if you owned either. I would buy it off gog but it's more expensive than steam and I'm not interested in £5 credit really.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

GrossMurpel posted:

I got the feeling she didn't really gently caress with him. She sounded actually mad that he ogled her during that scene but was repulsed by the bitterness you mentioned.
Plus, I think it's mostly because of his Witcher senses and poo poo that he notices that, I don't think a normal person could read that much into sorceresses. Like Chireadan in that scene, he seems pretty smitten.
Yeah that's the thing. Geralt is telling us "Sorceresses really aren't that attractive. Plus they're all phony and bitter." while everything else in the story is saying "Yennefer is super hot."

Basically Geralt is trying not to fall in love at first sight like a huge sap and failing.

Nektu
Jul 4, 2007

FUKKEN FUUUUUUCK
Cybernetic Crumb

Strom Cuzewon posted:

I feel there was a little too much going on in that dinner party. This guys been cursed, but wants to marry the Princess, but she's magic, and so is her mum who wants to marry this other guy but can't, and his son wants to marry the Princess but these other nobles won't let him, and they both want to fight the first guy. There's like 5 different points where Geralt deduces something and doesn't reveal it to the audience until right at the end.

It's like if the finale of either Vizima Outskirts or Flotsam happened without the previous 10 hours of gradual buildup explaining just who the hell everybody is.
Not to forget the completely over-the-top finale. But since the explanation is literally "its magic providence" its ok again :shobon:

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Strom Cuzewon posted:

I feel there was a little too much going on in that dinner party. This guys been cursed, but wants to marry the Princess, but she's magic, and so is her mum who wants to marry this other guy but can't, and his son wants to marry the Princess but these other nobles won't let him, and they both want to fight the first guy. There's like 5 different points where Geralt deduces something and doesn't reveal it to the audience until right at the end.

It's like if the finale of either Vizima Outskirts or Flotsam happened without the previous 10 hours of gradual buildup explaining just who the hell everybody is.

I think at one point Mousesack drew a rune while Geralt was looking and Geralt just nodded knowingly, I still don't know what that was about. Something about Pavetta being about to use magic, I'm sure.

E: Nevermnind, I read it again and the rune just said "CAREFUL".

GrossMurpel fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Feb 26, 2015

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Comte de Saint-Germain
Mar 26, 2001

Snouk but and snouk ben,
I find the smell of an earthly man,
Be he living, or be he dead,
His heart this night shall kitchen my bread.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-03-04-new-witcher-3-gdc-gameplay-footage

I didn't preview this one but if it's new gameplay footage it's probably worth posting, our game is dope as gently caress.

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