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KiddieGrinder posted:Yay for meaningless patronizing gestures of goodwill! I know my self-esteem and happiness would increase if I saw some maniac driving by smiling and waving at me. My crippling depression and self loathing would virtually vanish in an instant because some random jerk-off who doesn't know anything about me waved at me. Don't underrate random gestures of empathy and humanity. I'm not suicidal, but I do feel better when someone wishes a genuine good day and such.
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# ? May 23, 2024 21:46 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:47 |
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My parents hate me so much that they gave me a quarter of a million dollars to leave them. Oh reddit what can I do?
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:57 |
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Lblitzer posted:More reddit Seems pretty reasonable on the parent's part, their son is a redditor after all. How many people suggested he put that 250k in to bitcoins?
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 03:00 |
I'm above average at everything.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 03:38 |
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Best street pass ever. (self.3DS) submitted 1 day ago by thenoan After going to about 3 gamestops and 2 best buys I went to wal mart and found a red new 3ds. Didn't really want the red but the majoras mask 3ds is the great white buffalo now. Got it home transferred my games and played til I fell asleep. Next day I'm off from work and take my lady friend and son around town. Haven't been pumped about my 3ds in awhile so I take mine and he takes his with him and she takes hers. They play Mario kart while I'm driving. We go to wal mart and the grocery store then to gamestop to get him a game. Not one street pass. Not one. By street pass I'm talking bout walking by someone that has a 3ds, not the ones you can pick up from the hot spots. I got people from Washington and other states but nothing from Texas. Head to best buy because I need to get a new hdmi cable because mine had started acting up the night before. As soon as I get to best buy I have to go to the shitter. Let my boy walk with his mom. I get in there and sit down, I haven't played all day so I open up bravely default to fight a nemesis. The stall next makes a not normal bathroom sound, in fact it's a jingle. When the jingle happens I see the street pass run across my screen in bravely. Then simultaneously myself and the stranger in the stall next to me exclaim YES! Small laughter and very short conversation ensues from stall to stall, he finishes his business and leaves. I shortly follow suit. Thank you kind stranger in the other stall at the legacy best buy in San Antonio Tldr; went around town trying to get some street passes and nothing happens til I take a dump at best buy.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 05:30 |
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Non Serviam posted:My parents hate me so much that they gave me a quarter of a million dollars to leave them. Best part about him soliciting financial advice for his quarter million? He has an economics degree.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 05:40 |
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codespace posted:Best part about him soliciting financial advice for his quarter million? He has an economics degree. Economics =/= finance, they're two related but completely different things. That's like saying "I don't get why this guy takes his car to the mechanic, he's an engineer."
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 05:57 |
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FrozenVent posted:Economics =/= finance, they're two related but completely different things. That's like saying "I don't get why this guy takes his car to the mechanic, he's an engineer." While you are right, nothing excuses the fact that this "economics major" with "$250k" asked a community of 17-year neckbeard fedora pedophiles how he should invest money.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 06:59 |
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quote:This actually happened a week or so ago but I didn't get the idea to post on here until I relayed to a friend of mine. So here's my gently caress up.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 07:20 |
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So close to being believable if embellished when talking about the PUA before rocketing off into the STDH stratosphereSome oval office posted:She and I were out at lunch when she told me a story about her Saturday night. EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 20:28 on Feb 23, 2015 |
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"This ancient, dusty condom is the last straw!"
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:41 |
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Das Boo posted:"This ancient, dusty condom is the last straw!" "I found under your nephew's bed! Don't try to explain, I've already hired a lawyer!"
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:12 |
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I wonder what happens if one of these mythical cougars wants to go back to his giant house?
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:21 |
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Kimmalah posted:I wonder what happens if one of these mythical cougars wants to go back to his giant house? Listen baby, the house is in the shop...
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:27 |
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Nth Doctor posted:Listen baby, the house is in the shop... Yeah, that's the ticket!
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:52 |
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EmmyOk posted:So close to being believable if embellished when talking about the PUA before rocketing off into the STDH stratosphere quote:By this point, I was raging. I wanted to find this piece of poo poo and turn his entrails into extrails. But it was fine. She escaped with her drinks to a table with her friends, and as the night wore on, he kept approaching them What? I don't even understand this. "I was going to obliterate him I was so angry..... but it was okay. Then a bit later, it wasn't actually okay...." It just... doesn't even make sense. quote:She said "Tell you what. You pick me up and take me out of here, and you can have me." He tried to grab her, and she wrecked him, totally and utterly. Made him hurt bad, and sent him on his way. quote:Incidentally, the reason for the lunch and the celebration? She'd just for another black belt rank in her martial art. And that karate instructor was Chuck Norris. Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 22:19 on Feb 23, 2015 |
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Zaphod42 posted:And that karate instructor was Chuck Norris.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:44 |
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Splicer posted:I'm also fairly sure you go up grades of black belt as you advance in a martial art, not slowly accumulating additional ones like some kind of ninja katamari. Pictured: The niece
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:52 |
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EmmyOk posted:So close to being believable if embellished when talking about the PUA before rocketing off into the STDH stratosphere I'm not a lady, but I don't imagine the phrase "and he said I looked like my pussy would be the tightest pussy short of a 12 year olds" comes up when you're talking to your uncle even when describing a close call rape situation. Unless of course the story is being made up in the uncles head who is a loving creepy, weirdo uncle.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 23:05 |
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Zaphod42 posted:What? I don't even understand this. I think they're just saying the guy was pissing them off while they were at the bar getting drinks, then they got away from him by going to their table and later he came to the table which pissed them off again. I'm not sure what's hard to understand about it?
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 23:25 |
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Zaphod42 posted:
Kimmalah posted:I think they're just saying the guy was pissing them off while they were at the bar getting drinks, then they got away from him by going to their table and later he came to the table which pissed them off again. I'm not sure what's hard to understand about it? The first person perspective narrator in this story is being told the story. She wasn't at the bar. She's mad for her friend and wants to obliterate the dude. But the friend told her she got away from the dude, so her anger waned to a simmer.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 23:44 |
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Wizard of Smart posted:The first person perspective narrator in this story is being told the story. She wasn't at the bar. She's mad for her friend and wants to obliterate the dude. But the friend told her she got away from the dude, so her anger waned to a simmer. I'm still not sure what's unclear about it though, whatever perspective it's from they thought the situation was resolved, calmed down and then creepy dude came back.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 01:15 |
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Kimmalah posted:I'm still not sure what's unclear about it though, whatever perspective it's from they thought the situation was resolved, calmed down and then creepy dude came back. Yeah our narrator calmed down when she heard the friend got away from dude.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:21 |
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But seriously, she DID look like she had a pussy tighter than a 12 year old's. Anyone got an aspirin?
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 03:11 |
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I like how she didn't commit to a martial art, but it certainly was one of them!
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 03:50 |
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I don't understand why they wouldn't just tell the bartender or something? The guy would definitely get kicked out or something if he's talking about raping her. And then she's just getting grabbed by this guy, and then she's pulling off some martial arts tossing the guy around... in the middle of the bar... and no one is saying something. No bartenders or bouncers trying to break it up, no one has a problem with the kumite going on in the middle of the bar. Her friends are just sitting there, totally not yelling and making a scene at all like people do.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:04 |
This is the very top thing on reddit's front page right now. Title: I saw my hero this weekend.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 08:34 |
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Having watched Gordon Ramsey's shows, I can believe that there are people who work in kitchens that do these sort of things but we're talking like 1 in a million here.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 10:11 |
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Judge Tesla posted:Having watched Gordon Ramsey's shows, I can believe that there are people who work in kitchens that do these sort of things but we're talking like 1 in a million here. When customers do that to Ramsey in his tv shows, he doesn't drop what he's doing to leave the kitchen for 5-10 minutes to eat their meal, he just tells them to gently caress off and/or calls security. I'm sure there are chefs that try and imitate his over-the-top angriness, but they aren't world-class chefs and would get fired pretty much anywhere for doing anything besides apologizing and remaking the food. But really the most STDH part of it is, what were the customer and his wife doing the whole time this was happening? Standing there silently literally shaking with their jaws on the floor? I can only assume they turned red and fled the restaurant immediately after the "chef" finished executing his sick burn on the guy.
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Murphy Brownback posted:When customers do that to Ramsey in his tv shows, he doesn't drop what he's doing to leave the kitchen for 5-10 minutes to eat their meal, he just tells them to gently caress off and/or calls security. I'm sure there are chefs that try and imitate his over-the-top angriness, but they aren't world-class chefs and would get fired pretty much anywhere for doing anything besides apologizing and remaking the food. But really the most STDH part of it is, what were the customer and his wife doing the whole time this was happening? Standing there silently literally shaking with their jaws on the floor? I can only assume they turned red and fled the restaurant immediately after the "chef" finished executing his sick burn on the guy. The alternative is the chef wolfing the food down in disgusting speed, getting flecks of it over everything in the process, all over his face, leaving a huge food smear on the wife's face when he kisses her.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 13:26 |
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I think Judge Tesla was probably referring to more the chefs in Kitchen Nightmares rather than Ramsey himself. Though that comparison puts a hilarious spin on the story because that implies that the food actually was really terrible.
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dijon du jour posted:I think Judge Tesla was probably referring to more the chefs in Kitchen Nightmares rather than Ramsey himself. Yeah I didn't mean Ramsay himself but some of the chefs themselves from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares and the like, a lot of the things they've done would be in this thread for sure.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:33 |
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Couldn't you press charges for sexual harassment in that situation?
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:00 |
Haha finally had my first STDH storytelling happen in real life. So the guy is telling a story about driving a vehicle when another one pulls around him and speeds away. Cop from the other direction pulls over the non-speeding guy thinking it was him. The first thing he apparently does is check to make sure the front bumper is the one he identified earlier when he passed them. This guy claims his car was similar to the speeding one because "it had lights on the inside of the grill". "So many cars nowadays have them!" I don't know if I've ever seen a car that had lights inside of the actual grill, usually a radiator goes there. He then proceeds to drop the bomb when he goes into the courtroom to fight the ticket. This is what he said: "...then the judge let's me have my turn to plead my case. So I ask the cop, "Sir, what was the first thing you did when you pulled me over?" "Uhh, I don't know", "What you did was you checked the front of my grill before you said a word to me about why you pulled me over." "Oh yeah, I wanted to ensure I was pulling over the correct guy." So immediately I comeback saying, "Sir, you had doubt so I should not be accused of this and this should be thrown out." The cop just looked at me blankly and some young guys in the back started cheering and getting loud, the judge threatened to have them kicked out." lol
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 19:24 |
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So cops shoudnt check if they pull over the correct guy. Cops arent allowed to have doubt. Its one of the worst stdh i have read. The sick burn at te end is the worst.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:48 |
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Lblitzer posted:"...then the judge let's me have my turn to plead my case. So I ask the cop, "Sir, what was the first thing you did when you pulled me over?" "Uhh, I don't know", "What you did was you checked the front of my grill before you said a word to me about why you pulled me over." "Oh yeah, I wanted to ensure I was pulling over the correct guy." So immediately I comeback saying, "Sir, you had doubt so I should not be accused of this and this should be thrown out." The cop just looked at me blankly and some young guys in the back started cheering and getting loud, the judge threatened to have them kicked out." Haha, I think he's "proving" that he's not guilty because of reasonable doubt. That only applies in states where traffic courts are still criminal courts, but even if it does apply, "beyond a reasonable doubt" is different than "beyond any doubt." Making sure you pulled over the right car when there are two cars in the vicinity is a pretty reasonable doubt. I actually 100% believe that some guy went to traffic court and did this, believing it was his big takedown of the cop, but I notice that the story doesn't end with "and then the judge threw out the case and told me I should go to law school, because this was a totally new and foolproof argument."
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:44 |
I guess I don't really know about the law or unreasonable doubt or anything but he said it in such a way that I tried really hard not to roll my eyes. He said too that he just got the fine cut in half so it basically wasn't worth it to him to even fight it.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:55 |
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Lblitzer posted:He said too that he just got the fine cut in half so it basically wasn't worth it to him to even fight it. Wait, what? Going to court over the traffic ticket is literally the definition of fighting it.
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ibntumart posted:Wait, what? Going to court over the traffic ticket is literally the definition of fighting it. "I went and fought it but the results did not meet my expectations so it wasn't worth the effort."
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