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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i was gonna ask how many times youve beaten it in the stacks but look at you taking the wind out of my sails
I'm systematically cumming in Kate Millet books and then slamming them shut. Sooner or later I'm going to have enough bricks to build my fort.

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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Casimir Radon posted:

I'm systematically cumming in Kate Millet

hehe sorry had to do it buddy

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t3MQBtZCBU

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

RIP

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I wish my tattoos were that cool

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

:smaug: died for your bitcoins
Ron Paul 2016

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I wish my tattoos were that cool

Calvin and Hobbes?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I just took an anonymous college survey about some marketing campaign. The gender question was a type box. They're going to have Trans-Dinosaur in the stats.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Casimir Radon posted:

I just took an anonymous college survey about some marketing campaign. The gender question was a type box. They're going to have Trans-Dinosaur in the stats.

What are your pronouns?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Fart Sandwiches posted:

What are your pronouns?
RAAAAAARR!!

iKon
Oct 4, 2000

CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST

ABC News posted:

In a statement released Monday by the VA, McDonald said: "While I was in Los Angeles, engaging a homeless individual to determine his veteran status, I asked the man where he had served in the military. He responded that he had served in special forces. I incorrectly stated that I had been in special forces. That was inaccurate and I apologize to anyone that was offended by my misstatement."

Easy mistake to make, Bob

iKon fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Feb 24, 2015

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Of course he leads the VA...:lol:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
It's cool he made the same mistake almost everyone in the 82nd tries at some point in their careers.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vasudus posted:

It's cool he made the same mistake almost everyone in the 82nd tries at some point in their careers.

:lol:

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Hey, everyone in the 82nd is special forces. The stickers on the back of their trucks tell me so.

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F6Xb2F0Nos

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

not caring here posted:

Hey, everyone in the 82nd is special forces. The stickers on the back of their trucks tell me so.

VERY special forces

http://www.theonion.com/articles/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq,645/

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Vasudus posted:

It's cool he made the same mistake almost everyone in the 82nd tries at some point in their careers.

:boom:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

The fact that they deployed out of Sheppard is very funny to me.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

VA.jpg?
http://imgur.com/gallery/7lyByZj

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's... a really impressive fuckup and yet still not the least bit surprising.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
I got some other guys disability claim info in with my award letter. It had his SSN and everything.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
At least it actually showed up. If the name is correct who cares

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I've only ever used my VA ID card for prescription pickups at the pharmacy, and even then it's just "slide through the card machine and let me passively glance at it through three inch thick glass".

I don't really see the point of it if that's all it's used for.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I've only ever used my VA ID card for prescription pickups at the pharmacy, and even then it's just "slide through the card machine and let me passively glance at it through three inch thick glass".

I don't really see the point of it if that's all it's used for.

i just use my drivers license. i don't even have a va Id card

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

that guy look airforce as gently caress

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I've only ever used my VA ID card for prescription pickups at the pharmacy, and even then it's just "slide through the card machine and let me passively glance at it through three inch thick glass".

I don't really see the point of it if that's all it's used for.

It is used for discounts at Home Depot, duh.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
oh yeah.

holy poo poo I can't believe I forgot that. after the divorce my trips to home depot dwindled ridiculously, because I don't give a poo poo about repainting, tile, fixtures (water and electric), etc. If it ain't broke I'm leaving it the gently caress alone.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
So what is the purpose of the VA ID card?

Is this something I should give a poo poo about, or is my retiree ID just fine?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

It makes it so the VA hospital can swipe your card instead of looking up your name. Super important bro.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
which is almost never, ever done. because they just ask "last name, last four".

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I don't have an ID and every time I give them a driver's license instead they complain and tell me somebody from eligibility will call me. They never do.

Kudos to the receptionist for recognizing a guy who comes in for 15 minutes four times a year though.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I don't have an ID and every time I give them a driver's license instead they complain and tell me somebody from eligibility will call me. They never do.

Kudos to the receptionist for recognizing a guy who comes in for 15 minutes four times a year though.

You have a hosed up face or something?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
welp christoff ruined the drunk thread with his massive fuckoff gifs the stupid oval office so im drunk posting in here for tonite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiOW0A0qrmA

heil benito

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Master Bateman posted:

You have a hosed up face or something?

I'm probably the only guy under 50 who uses the clinic.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Forgot chrome explodes with gifs now for whatever reason

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Forgot chrome explodes with gifs now for whatever reason

thanks qt

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
this thread is a VA waiting room

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