Drunk Thread 2015 - "a culturally inappropriate amount of ass"

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krispykremessuck: Jul 22, 2005; unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

don't post kiddie porn here

that's what I said

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:33

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:18

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

LeoMarr posted:

groverhouse would withstand an airline crash

through the window at the bottom of the stairs maybe

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:52

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Two Finger posted:

through the window at the bottom of the stairs maybe

the load bearing drywall would survive. but the outside laminate would be burned in the crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg8NeJXUn78
oh my god

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Feb 24, 2015

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:57

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Feb 24, 2015 03:57

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GnMR2EB54

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:00

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:06

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Why is will smith crying?

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:24

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

he's come to terms with the fact that his son has debilitating autism

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:35

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvjQK5E70k

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:38

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Better Call Saul is a very good show so far

# ? Feb 24, 2015 07:18

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Better Call Saul is a very good show so far

I think it is not.

And if it ruins Saul for me in my future BB re-watches I'm gonna be pretty mad!

!!!!!

# ? Feb 24, 2015 07:32

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Smoke kief everyday.

:350:

# ? Feb 24, 2015 11:59

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

why do drugs when you can be fueled by pure anger

waiting for my eventual heart attack,

hail stan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc

# ? Feb 24, 2015 14:14

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Smoke kief everyday.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 14:20

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvhPyRSSakg

# ? Feb 24, 2015 14:48

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

# ? Feb 24, 2015 14:52

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Better Call Saul is starting to build up to something very nice. It feels like it's going slow but I think I will pay off in the future. Hopefully it keeps an upward trend and doesn't take a nose dive into poo poo

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:48

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

I've been thinking about checking it out, but I'm not a huge fan of prequels and (I know someones gonna jump on my dick for this) I hear that Mike guy shows up a bunch and I loving hated him. I was so happy when Walter plugged his sardonic rear end.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:52

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Rough Lobster posted:

I've been thinking about checking it out, but I'm not a huge fan of prequels and (I know someones gonna jump on my dick for this) I hear that Mike guy shows up a bunch and I loving hated him. I was so happy when Walter plugged his sardonic rear end.

Hey, hey.

gently caress you.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:01

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Rough Lobster posted:

I've been thinking about checking it out, but I'm not a huge fan of prequels and (I know someones gonna jump on my dick for this) I hear that Mike guy shows up a bunch and I loving hated him. I was so happy when Walter plugged his sardonic rear end.

wow you are a terrible person

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:09

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Rough Lobster posted:

I've been thinking about checking it out, but I'm not a huge fan of prequels and (I know someones gonna jump on my dick for this) I hear that Mike guy shows up a bunch and I loving hated him. I was so happy when Walter plugged his sardonic rear end.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

yoooooooooooooooou

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:27

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Seriously, Mike and Hank were the closest thing the show had to likable protagonists

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:35

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Seriously, Mike and Hank were the closest thing the show had to likable protagonists

Mike was a likable antihero. Hank could be a jackass sometimes, but he's one of the good guys at heart.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:42

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Better Call Saul is a very good show so far

Vaas ought to be in every scene.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:50

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Mike was a likable antihero. Hank could be a jackass sometimes, but he's one of the good guys at heart.

I kept hoping the show would end with Mike and Hank going in Lethal Weapon style and taking down everyone in a blaze of 80s action movie glory

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:59

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Rough Lobster posted:

I've been thinking about checking it out, but I'm not a huge fan of prequels and (I know someones gonna jump on my dick for this) I hear that Mike guy shows up a bunch and I loving hated him. I was so happy when Walter plugged his sardonic rear end.

get banned fucker and then gky (go kill yourself)

I didn't like Hank very much at the beginning of BB, but towards the end of the show I was hoping it was either him or Jessie that was going to sabotage one of Walt's cooks and make him blow himself up.

Cole fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Feb 24, 2015

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:02

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

yoooooooooooooooou

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:32

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hank is the best part of BB

saul is a very close 2nd

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:34

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

I kept hoping the show would end with Mike and Hank going in Lethal Weapon style and taking down everyone in a blaze of 80s action movie glory

wish granted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_04Qc84HIyM

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:35

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Well, still have constant headache and I can't turn my neck to the left much without hurting, but my lawyer thinks we have a solid case to recover a decent chunk of change, so that's good. He's got me going to actual doctors instead of the VA that will all just bill the auto insurance, so that's good. Getting a nice check for my truck next week, though.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:59

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

From the gif thread:

# ? Feb 24, 2015 19:00

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

A Hollywood-produced Power Rangers fan film just appeared. Katee Sackhoff and James Van Der Beek star in it. There's also drug overdoses, tits, and headshots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5vcUPyL90

Edit: that might be the censored version. Watch the original.

bloops fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Feb 24, 2015

# ? Feb 24, 2015 19:23