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naem posted:It's just a fat girl swipe left and move on swiping left is for beta bitches. gently caress everything that moves
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i put MALE FEMINIST in my profile and it's working well for me
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Feb 24, 2015 01:44
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if a girl is fat you can just be like 'wait, you wanted to have sex? sorry i was just treating you like a person"
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OKC's homepage gave me a quick match that was 0%/75% to me today. I don't even know what to make of that.
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yeah im a s.n.a.g. sorry you can't handle all of ~*this*~
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who doesn't love to laugh?
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i really love to travel (to the refrigerator)
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This thread is really giving me perspective: I'm single right now due to luck/confidence issues, not because I'm insufferable or ugly. Thanks goons! Always swipe left to fatties, though.
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Feb 24, 2015 02:54
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cyberia posted:They're not hipsters, they're the kids who did drama and poetry and poo poo in highschool and got bullied by the jocks so they retreated to the internet and spent their formative years on livejournal or tumblr where they discovered Dr Who and 1950s rockabilly / pinup fashion and use those things as a replacement for any sort of personality. How have you been on the forums since 2006 and not have been exposed to terrible ~quirky~ nerd culture? All any of it means is "I'm fat but look at all the interesting things about me". Nobody would care if they were hot.
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Feb 24, 2015 03:20
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toggle posted:the internet is a toilet
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Chomp8645 posted:On my first date with a hispanic girl from OKC she told me that she's only attracted to whites and other hispanics, with white apparently taking slight precedent. The black girls who put NO THUGS multiple times in their profile and state they're looking for a MAN (not a boy) are fun and pro-tier dates 100% of the time
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Feb 24, 2015 04:31
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LethalGeek posted:OKC's homepage gave me a quick match that was 0%/75% to me today. I don't even know what to make of that. I would screencap that like it was a trophy. I think one has to answer a significant number of questions to make a percentage like 75% possible, so the odds of getting a 0% as well are pretty drat low.
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Feb 24, 2015 06:06
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I started reading that chubbo's profile in a Lumpy Space Princess voice after a little bit and then decided to post about it and stop.
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Feb 24, 2015 06:13
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Let's play a game, is this a bot, police sting or legit? found her by just running an auto clicker on the like button in quickmatch 
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Cowman posted:Let's play a game, is this a bot, police sting or legit? so ur the bot?
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Feb 24, 2015 06:14
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:so ur the bot? pretty much I don't really mess with OKCupid any more
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Feb 24, 2015 06:16
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Looks like a scam to me. If it's a human you don't need to leave your email because you can message through OKC.
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Feb 24, 2015 06:17
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Cowman posted:pretty much I don't really mess with OKCupid any more yeah thats hoe i felt when i gave up on disblo 2 lol
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Feb 24, 2015 06:23
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"I'm looking for a short guy with a smaller than average endowment, the smaller the better. I like to be the dominant one."
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Feb 24, 2015 06:25
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Cowman posted:found her by just running an auto clicker on the like button in quickmatch What's the goal of liking every profile? I'm betting scam, but the scam is that all the swingers are in their 50's and they prefer group emails to this newfangled okcupid.
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Feb 24, 2015 06:26
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Cowman posted:Let's play a game, is this a bot, police sting or legit? You're going to get robbed.
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Feb 24, 2015 06:59
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How would it be a police sting? Swinging isn't illegal unless you're in a hyper-religious shithole like Sauda Arabia.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:How would it be a police sting? Swinging isn't illegal unless you're in a hyper-religious shithole like Sauda Arabia. It's not police but they're about as real as those profiles where the girl starts with "I'm actually only 17 but-" and you're probably gonna end up on some OKC CREEPS EXPOSED tumblr The Twinkie Czar posted:What's the goal of liking every profile? shotgun effect
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Cowman posted:Let's play a game, is this a bot, police sting or legit? Maybe I've been in gay world for too long but that doesn't sound suspicious. Even the leave-your-email part, because then you'll just go on a mailing list they use to organize events. You're not gonna get raperobmurdered, just leave a spam-only email address and use your judgment.
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Feb 24, 2015 18:48
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Cowman posted:Let's play a game, is this a bot, police sting or legit? Yeah right, you get there all ready to bone then they just try to sell you timeshares in Lake Tahoe
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Feb 24, 2015 18:50
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 Nothing terribly cringeworthy about her profile but...whoa.
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Feb 24, 2015 18:55
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Ninja Pangolin posted:
Hey baby wanna see who shoots first
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Feb 24, 2015 19:00
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Ninja Pangolin posted:
wet it up
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Feb 24, 2015 19:10
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EightBit posted:Hey baby wanna see who shoots first i guess im special edition greedo in this case
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Feb 24, 2015 19:20
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han solo also had a stroke
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Feb 24, 2015 19:21
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i dated a catgirl irl i admit i didn't know it was thing and thought it was just a joke on her name.
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Libelous Slander posted:i dated a catgirl irl i admit i didn't know it was thing and thought it was just a joke on her name. I was loving one who stealthed it on me a few months in and I dropped her like a hot potato. Not that she wasn't a bag of crazy low self esteem before that but that was a Nope. But insisted she isn't a furry
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LethalGeek posted:I was loving one who stealthed it on me a few months in and I dropped her like a hot potato. Not that she wasn't a bag of crazy low self esteem before that but that was a Nope. Mine only started doing it after I fed her drugs (LSD) so I had no right to complain. It's also somehow more endearing when it's a Chinese girl doing it instead of a fat white chick named Catherine.
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Feb 24, 2015 20:35
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Ninja Pangolin posted:
she's saying she wants a guy with stamina, because she always shoots first
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Feb 24, 2015 20:41
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Cowman posted:Let's play a game, is this a bot, police sting or legit? Saw the same thing (with the exact same text) in my area with a different picture. So, not sure!
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Feb 24, 2015 20:45
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LethalGeek posted:crazy low self esteem it's...uncanny
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Feb 24, 2015 21:12
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Oh hey a message on OKCupid, let's see who it is... ...I'm just going to maintain eye contact and back away slowly.
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