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ded posted:MMmm yes war is very unlikely. Ricin umbrellas. I pay for MI6 to do stuff, get on it you bastards.
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Feb 24, 2015 09:34
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I heard from a guy that the next round of sanctions headed Putins' way was going to take out the knees of what we've finally determined is his true power base. My guys in a position to say that sort of stuff with authority, which is hilarious, all things considered. Or put another way: supposedly the boys at foggy bottoms finally realized the weakening of Russian Oligarchs through sanctions only strengthened Vlad's position in that hellhole in the short term and only complicated future rapprochement once we've turned them pliable enough with soft power. If we even can do that at this point-- we've had the Goddamn 4th string running the national security apparatus for 16 loving years minimum. This same friend thinks jet fuel can burn hot enough to melt steel (  ) and that the recent explosions in the refineries out west are somehow super squirrel  Russian Jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, but it makes a p. Good organic solvent if your wrestlin' krokodil's in yo ghetto rear end bath tub while you've still got functioning limbs before the necrotizing fasciitis or your bath salts loving Slavic friend Dmitri decide to actually eat you. If it goes nuclear with Russia I'm becoming king high (  ) and mighty lord of a Sams club here that has a gun store next door.I'm far enough from any aim points that I only gotta be inside and ready to skeet shoot irradiated memphrikan ghouls trying to loot and maraud our suburbs.. Assuming their aim is that good. For real tho after this bowl I just smoked can we title change the drunk thread or CE thread: Post-Nuclear Slavs Higher than Girraffe Pussy start the gang raping of Mazlows pyramid by hour 2 without ethanol. OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Feb 24, 2015 |
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Feb 24, 2015 11:54
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Eh? Man, that's the one thing that rock about NZ. Who the hell would bomb us?
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Feb 24, 2015 11:58
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WarpedNaba posted:Eh? Nobody wants to irradiate the animals down there
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Feb 24, 2015 12:45
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WarpedNaba posted:Eh? France?
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Feb 24, 2015 13:22
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Koesj posted:France? 
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Feb 24, 2015 13:23
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Mike-o posted:there is no justice in this world if nimoy dies before shatner Bill...you always have been, and always will be...an rear end in a top hat.
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Feb 24, 2015 14:07
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iyaayas01 posted:Good luck having this revelation have any impact on the average America's idea of Israel. I find it interesting that the vast majority of American Jews don't vote Republican. The people supporting the "support everything Israel's government does or die" stance are white Christians.
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Feb 24, 2015 15:28
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I wonder how many of the dancers in that ol' Spock managed to slam out
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Feb 24, 2015 15:32
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psydude posted:I find it interesting that the vast majority of American Jews don't vote Republican. The people supporting the "support everything Israel's government does or die" stance are white Christians. Because they're trying to hasten the End Times which should happen ANY DAY NOW. Dating someone who was raised fire and brimstone Baptist has been enlightening.
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Feb 24, 2015 15:34
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Because they're trying to hasten the End Times which should happen ANY DAY NOW. Dont put your dick in crazy Re:nukes Why is Miami seemingly always painted as a target? There's nothing of strategic importance down here....just like the port of miami I guess? Tampa I get bc of Mcdill and JSOC
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Feb 24, 2015 15:42
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Waroduce posted:Dont put your dick in crazy It isn't in reality. Just for TV, Movies and games it gets used because it's a "cool" background for poo poo. It'd only be a target if someone were just out to attack the civilian population to inflinct the heaviest numbers instead of strategically taking out the military
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Feb 24, 2015 15:47
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Because they're trying to hasten the End Times which should happen ANY DAY NOW. I used to be one of those types and looking back it is pretty insane. Our youth pastor was pushing the left behind books on us saying this is basically how it will go down. I read most of them and just kinda stopped after the 6th or 7th one. Anyway, lots of weird justifications for why we evangelize like when everyone on earth has heard THE GOSPEL is when jesus comes back because then everyone can make an informed choice to we need to pack israel with all the jews because at a certain amount jesus will come back. Saw a shirt on an obese woman a few weeks back that on the front said SUPPORT ISRAEL and the back said THE ONLY COUNTRY FOUNDED BY GOD like that's a totally rational stance to take. I bet every other country has its share of insane people but living in the south I get to see bugfuck insanity as a matter of course every day. Recently there was a big hoopla over atheist billboards being taken down or vandalized in some areas: http://pensacolatoday.com/2015/02/atheist-group-says-billboards-taken-soon/ Then again, look at that fuckin picture and tell me they aren't just the worst.
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Feb 24, 2015 16:02
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Waroduce posted:Dont put your dick in crazy PortMiami maybe? E: Like you specifically mentioned in your post... If I was Russia kicking off WW3, I'd want to keep US tanks and troops on the west side of the Atlantic, and nuking Atlantic coast ports is probably a good way to do that. goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Feb 24, 2015 |
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Feb 24, 2015 16:06
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Fart Sandwiches posted:
Atheism clubs/support groups/circle jerks are always filled with the absolute shittiest people. Nothing says "Sucks at life" as much as a 30-something dude with a soul patch and transition lenses touting his logical morality
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Feb 24, 2015 16:06
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Booblord Zagats posted:Atheism clubs/support groups/circle jerks are always filled with the absolute shittiest people. Nothing says "Sucks at life" as much as a 30-something dude with a soul patch and transition lenses touting his logical morality At least atheists don't kill people in the name of their non-religio... oops nevermind
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Feb 24, 2015 16:07
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Fart Sandwiches posted:At least atheists don't kill people in the name of their non-religio... oops nevermind Yeah, people always forget about Stalin
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Feb 24, 2015 16:24
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Waroduce posted:Dont put your dick in crazy Port of Miami (PortMiami is a loving stupid name; gently caress the Dade county commissioners,) Homestead ARB (there's some guard or reserve F-16s there, but more to the point, the facilities are there to base MUCH more,) Turkey Point nuclear power station, USSOUTHCOM HQ is in Doral (just west of Miami proper,) and the NAP of the Americas, just as a starting list.
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Feb 24, 2015 16:25
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MrYenko posted:Port of Miami (PortMiami is a loving stupid name; gently caress the Dade county commissioners,) Homestead ARB (there's some guard or reserve F-16s there, but more to the point, the facilities are there to base MUCH more,) Turkey Point nuclear power station, USSOUTHCOM HQ is in Doral (just west of Miami proper,) and the NAP of the Americas, just as a starting list. Huh, I'll admit I didn't know any of that aside from the port itself
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Feb 24, 2015 16:27
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And, most importantly, it's the epicenter of east coast porn production.
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Feb 24, 2015 16:28
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psydude posted:And, most importantly, it's the epicenter of east coast porn production. Sigh...how NYC has fallen...actually there was a lot of spillover into Jersey at times too.
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Feb 24, 2015 16:38
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Dear Putin, Please nuke Jersey. Thanks in advance, America
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Feb 24, 2015 17:13
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Living in DC means that it's pretty likely that I'll get vaporized by whatever happens. Which is cool. On the other hand, that means I wouldn't get to live out my enlisted.txt post apocalypse fantasies. Which isn't cool at all!
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Feb 24, 2015 17:16
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Vasudus posted:Living in DC means that it's pretty likely that I'll get vaporized by whatever happens. Which is cool. You live in DC now? We deal with this unfortunate double edged sword by drinking heavily all the time.
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Feb 24, 2015 17:22
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drat i live a few hours from DC... GIP MEET
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Feb 24, 2015 17:23
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I actually like DC. Housing is expensive and traffic sucks, but the town itself is pretty cool.
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Feb 24, 2015 17:24
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If you replace all of the water in your body with alcohol, the blast will vaporize you just a little bit sooner.
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Feb 24, 2015 17:26
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Booblord Zagats posted:Huh, I'll admit I didn't know any of that aside from the port itself I didnt know any of that except port of miami and homestead afb, but i didnt think it was a serious base Also I live here, no one fuckin calls it portmiami
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Feb 24, 2015 17:30
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MrYenko posted:Port of Miami (PortMiami is a loving stupid name; gently caress the Dade county commissioners,) Homestead ARB (there's some guard or reserve F-16s there, but more to the point, the facilities are there to base MUCH more,) Turkey Point nuclear power station, USSOUTHCOM HQ is in Doral (just west of Miami proper,) and the NAP of the Americas, just as a starting list.  it's where butts were invented
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Feb 24, 2015 17:33
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I used to be one of those types and looking back it is pretty insane. Our youth pastor was pushing the left behind books on us saying this is basically how it will go down. I read most of them and just kinda stopped after the 6th or 7th one. We have an Alex Jones billboard here on the main highway through the city  . There's another one that says evolution is a lie on one of the smaller highways.
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Feb 24, 2015 18:29
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SperginMcBadposter posted:We have an Alex Jones billboard here on the main highway through the city Oh, Floirida. You so crazy! 
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Feb 24, 2015 18:49
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Louisiana actually.
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Feb 24, 2015 18:55
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Florida-grade crazy:
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Feb 24, 2015 19:02
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SperginMcBadposter posted:Louisiana actually. I always thought that Louisiana was too laid back to make such an energetic show of crazy. Guess I know better now.
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Feb 24, 2015 19:09
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Zeroisanumber posted:I always thought that Louisiana was too laid back to make such an energetic show of crazy. Guess I know better now. Don't confuse New Orleans with the rest of the state.
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Feb 24, 2015 19:29
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Soylent Pudding posted:Florida-grade crazy: Why is Jesus always a pasty white dude.
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Feb 24, 2015 19:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkByAkAdZs Edit: Soylent Pudding posted:Florida-grade crazy: Jesus couldn't round up a second apostle so they had to use a mannequin? Godholio fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Feb 24, 2015 |
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Feb 24, 2015 19:38
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Best Friends posted:Why is Jesus always a pasty white dude. Jesus was black
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Feb 24, 2015 19:38
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Waroduce posted:Jesus was black A black guy can steal your stereo, but he can't be your savior. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcQ69KSd0sA
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