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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

loquacius posted:

I spit upon your puny tables



Oh Anne, you are boss-tier. :allears:

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TheMaskedChemist
Mar 30, 2010

colonel_korn posted:

lmao, Vince Foster. Everything old is new again.
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I kind of want a descendant of Aaron Burr to run for president, just to see if there is a limit to how far in the past the Right will dig to find mud to sling at someone.

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

loquacius posted:

I spit upon your puny tables



:omarcomin:

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Calico Heart posted:

Is this some sort of weird commentary on the end of Birdman? Becuase it could either be read as a silly joke or criticism of the film in that Keaton's character "shoots off" his nose and rids himself of something he dislikes. So is... the Oscar the persona of Birdman here? I'm overthinking this
you are over thinking it. Birdman beat American Sniper, so the sniper is shooting at him. That is the joke.

zoux posted:

I am interested in finding this Bimbo volcano if anyone knows where it is.

I think it's on Whore Island

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

So the Crusades were somehow more morally right than 9/11? OK, sure, fine, whatever. If you really wanna die on that hill I'll let you, but only if you promise to stop being so loving willfully dense about that loving Obama comment.

What's that? Obama said CHRISTIANS ARE JUST AS BAD AS FILTHY MUSLIM TERRORISTS?!?!? OBAMAAAAAAAAAA




I'm sure porn somehow indirectly leads to pedophilia.


Christ, take a nap or something grandpa. gently caress.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

colonel_korn posted:

won't someone think of poor rudy :qq:
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It would be impossible to heat up the beams in the cross enough and still be strong enough to crucify a full grown man, meaning that Rudy Gulianni put himself up there. A false flag cartoon.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

The real root of the problem, as the Ratman shows, is these interracial parents.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Vanir85 posted:

Muir is claiming Obama is unpatriotic, for actually doing what the American people elected him to do? I thought the government was SUPPOSED to exist for the sake of the people, not the other way around.

And for elected officials, shouldn't that mean carrying out the politic they were elected for?

I'd ask him on his own page... except he seems to delete any post that doesn't kiss his rear end and sing the praises of his weird little ideology.

There is no conservative alive who, when they say "the people" does not solely mean "me".

loquacius posted:

Also when Seinfeld characters talk you can understand what the hell they're trying to say

e:


"Yes, what you're saying is right. But you shouldn't be the one saying it, therefore it is wrong by default and we should ignore it forever." -- this cartoon

Also Lester does not appear to care that the person who brought this up was in fact a woman who does in fact want to fix Hollywood's wage gap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziqc6uOIrZc

:colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


How the gently caress is a young teenage boy being desperate to see titties to blame for an adult molesting children? :psyduck:

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Gravel Gravy posted:

It would be impossible to heat up the beams in the cross enough and still be strong enough to crucify a full grown man, meaning that Rudy Gulianni put himself up there. A false flag cartoon.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Jerusalem posted:

How the gently caress is a young teenage boy being desperate to see titties to blame for an adult molesting children? :psyduck:

Terry's just looking for another excuse to condone beating children.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

This is the exact same thing I thought of when I heard Rudy's comments.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014



I'm a big fan of Terry C "I'M A BITTER OLD MAN gently caress YOU YOUNG PEOPLE" Wise comics, keep them coming

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


zoux posted:

I am interested in finding this Bimbo volcano if anyone knows where it is.

It's probably on that whore island Archer found.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Am I being too vindictive here (with Wise, yeah, as if) in reading this as blaming the kid part of the equation? As in "kids look at porn, this leads to THEM having sexual relations with teachers"? It certainly is an easier leap in logic than "porn is easy to access [even for children] ---> teacher [not shown] gets up to 'this kinda stuff' [which is totally what you should call pedophilia]"

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Simply Simon posted:

Am I being too vindictive here (with Wise, yeah, as if) in reading this as blaming the kid part of the equation? As in "kids look at porn, this leads to THEM having sexual relations with teachers"? It certainly is an easier leap in logic than "porn is easy to access [even for children] ---> teacher [not shown] gets up to 'this kinda stuff' [which is totally what you should call pedophilia]"

No, that's what he's saying. Well, part of it anyway, I think he's going more for both are at fault. Because that makes sense to him, apparently.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Simply Simon posted:

Am I being too vindictive here (with Wise, yeah, as if) in reading this as blaming the kid part of the equation? As in "kids look at porn, this leads to THEM having sexual relations with teachers"? It certainly is an easier leap in logic than "porn is easy to access [even for children] ---> teacher [not shown] gets up to 'this kinda stuff' [which is totally what you should call pedophilia]"

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO SONNY!!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Monkey Fracas posted:

So the Crusades were somehow more morally right than 9/11? OK, sure, fine, whatever. If you really wanna die on that hill I'll let you, but only if you promise to stop being so loving willfully dense about that loving Obama comment.

What's that? Obama said CHRISTIANS ARE JUST AS BAD AS FILTHY MUSLIM TERRORISTS?!?!? OBAMAAAAAAAAAA
Terry was probably a young man back then who kept shouting "DEUS VULT!!!" as he massacred a bunch of Christians, Jews, and Muslims when they first took Jerusalem. It should be noted that when Saladin took Jerusalem back, he let most of the population leave, because Saladin was a cool guy and not a murderous rear end in a top hat like the guy who wanted to get a pirate fleet and burn down Mecca.

Highly recommend the DC for Kingdom of Heaven

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

achillesforever6 posted:

Terry was probably a young man back then who kept shouting "DEUS VULT!!!" as he massacred a bunch of Christians, Jews, and Muslims when they first took Jerusalem. It should be noted that when Saladin took Jerusalem back, he let most of the population leave, because Saladin was a cool guy and not a murderous rear end in a top hat like the guy who wanted to get a pirate fleet and burn down Mecca.

Highly recommend the DC for Kingdom of Heaven

Sounds to me like you Hate America :911:

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

forbidden lesbian posted:

No, that's what he's saying. Well, part of it anyway, I think he's going more for both are at fault. Because that makes sense to him, apparently.

I read it as saying that porn turns people into sexual deviants, but on second thought I actually think you are right.



This looks like some local issue, I'm just posting it as a public service announcement. If any cartoonists can't find their labels, it's because Ross Gosse used them all.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
In this thread of grotesque monstrosities that elephant head ranks pretty high up there.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

That TODAY'S MIXED-UP TEEN sure is fooling around with SOME GIZMO.

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

Bicyclops posted:

That TODAY'S MIXED-UP TEEN sure is fooling around with SOME GIZMO.

Pretty sure the teacher wasn't a robot.

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Simply Simon posted:

Am I being too vindictive here (with Wise, yeah, as if) in reading this as blaming the kid part of the equation? As in "kids look at porn, this leads to THEM having sexual relations with teachers"? It certainly is an easier leap in logic than "porn is easy to access [even for children] ---> teacher [not shown] gets up to 'this kinda stuff' [which is totally what you should call pedophilia]"

No teenager has ever lusted after a teacher until the invention of the internet and smart phones.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Not My Leg posted:

Pretty sure the teacher wasn't a robot.

He means masturbating probably.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Not My Leg posted:

I read it as saying that porn turns people into sexual deviants, but on second thought I actually think you are right.



This looks like some local issue, I'm just posting it as a public service announcement. If any cartoonists can't find their labels, it's because Ross Gosse used them all.

Nonsense, this is an election year a Ross Gosse cartoon!

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

bunnyofdoom posted:

He means masturbating probably.

Pretty sure the kid wasn't a cyborg.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

No teenager has ever lusted after a teacher until the invention of the internet and smart phones.

Mrs Robinson, you're trying to advertise stockings to me!

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

forbidden lesbian posted:

No, that's what he's saying. Well, part of it anyway, I think he's going more for both are at fault. Because that makes sense to him, apparently.

"Society isn't what it used to be, now there are gizmos and social problems. They weren't here before. Bet the gizmos brought the social problems with them."

Porn leads to pedophilia because porn corrupts the moral fabric of society, thus, pedophiles happen. That is the full extent of the causal link Wise has in mind.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Darkman Fanpage posted:

No teenager has ever lusted after a teacher until the invention of the internet and smart phones.
Then what was that Van Halen song about then!!

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Van Halen? You must be confused. The only songs that existed in the 80's were patriotic anthems about how America was great. Like Born in the USA.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

achillesforever6 posted:

Then what was that Van Halen song about then!!

Arson.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
i can't wait to dig into this carton of milk
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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


"Well, Dad still hasn't figured out that his all-white kids probably aren't his, so that comes as no surprise."

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Chip Bok posted:

Rudy Giuliani has backed off his claim that President Obama doesn’t love his country. Rudy now says Obama really does love Kenya. Just kidding.

It was no big deal when Obama called Bush unpatriotic in 2008. It was all the rage then to say that dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

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Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Because no one ever got in trouble for not agreeing with G.W. during his presidency.

Also, Bok, source your quotes please.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Not just a threat, an existential threat. Ramirez thinks you're a naive fool if you don't think terrorism will completely and utterly destroy America. I wonder if he actually believes that.

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TheMaskedChemist
Mar 30, 2010

drat, you can almost taste the rage that Ramirez had while working on this one. Dude needs to relax, that can't be good for his heart.

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