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Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


TMMadman posted:

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

Disemboweler IV: The game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

His jiggling is almost hypnotic... :stare:



Yes. It's like a lava lamp.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



Just give me the mumu.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Oh, now Martin Ralph's scoring off me. :mad:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013



Oo, that's raspberry!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Deviant posted:

Just give me the mumu.

Work, huh? Let me guess. Quote programmer? Quote magazine columnist? Something with quotes!"

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Oh, now Martin Ralph's scoring off me. :mad:

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant! :downs:

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


DrBouvenstein posted:

Work, huh? Let me guess. Quote programmer? Quote magazine columnist? Something with quotes!"

I use a quote. :downs:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant! :downs:

Do these sound like the actions of a man who had "all you can eat??!?"

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


The Nastier Nate posted:

Do these sound like the actions of a man who had "all you can eat??!?"

That man ate all our quotes, and two plastic moderators!

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

That man ate all our quotes, and two plastic moderators!

These look like teeth marks

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
*smells sout*
You smell like cobbler!

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Spectacle Rock posted:

*smells sout*
You smell like cobbler!

"Spectacle Rock smells..."

Aw, I already knew that. :(

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Spectacle Rock posted:

*smells sout*
You smell like cobbler!

*sniff sniff* Nacho cheese - GET HIM! :argh:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

*sniff sniff* Nacho cheese - GET HIM! :argh:

Want me to zinc your sniffer?

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013


Zinc, Zinc, come back Zinc!!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Spectacle Rock posted:



Zinc, Zinc, come back Zinc!!

"I want to help you, George Washington?" :raise:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

"I want to help you, George Washington?" :raise:

Man, even your quotes are square.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Man, even your quotes are square.

Congratulations, Mr. Kingdom. This quote of yours has made us all rich, especially you. It's simple yet ingenious, and it fits right in the reply box of your thread!

Every goon in the forums now quotes one of these, and in many cases, three or four!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

DrBouvenstein posted:

Congratulations, Mr. Kingdom. This quote of yours has made us all rich, especially you. It's simple yet ingenious, and it fits right in the reply box of your thread!

Every goon in the forums now quotes one of these, and in many cases, three or four!

Some wonderful, magical quote.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

"I want to help you, George Washington?" :raise:

Take that, Washington!

Eat lead, Einstein!

Show's over, Shakespeare!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

TMMadman posted:

Take that, Washington!

Eat lead, Einstein!

Show's over, Shakespeare!

Is this the end for Zombie Shakespeare?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Spectacle Rock posted:

*smells sout*
You smell like cobbler!

Hey, I smell cake! Cake that says… [sniffs air] farewell…and… [sniffs again] best wishes!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

Hey, I smell cake! Cake that says… [sniffs air] farewell…and… [sniffs again] best wishes!

That's nothing. Do over Ham can hear pudding!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Do over Ham posted:

Hey, I smell cake! Cake that says… [sniffs air] farewell…and… [sniffs again] best wishes!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

That's nothing. Do over Ham can hear pudding!

That's because I contain a secret ingredient that unleashes the awesome power of apples pickled figs pudding.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

I pickled the figs myself. :)

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Monday_ posted:

Some wonderful, magical quote.

Were you being sarcastic?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

That man ate all our quotes, and two plastic moderators!

Tis no man, tis a remorseless quoting machine.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Writer Cath posted:

Were you being sarcastic?

Ooh, a sarcasm detector... That's a real useful invention.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

Tis no man, tis a remorseless quoting machine.

They say he quoted it himself, from a bigger quote!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

I pickled the figs myself. :)

Aye yi yi, I must again powder my own churro.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Aye yi yi, I must again powder my own churro.

Ay ay ay! Es jscolon2.0! Me ha molestado!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Ay ay ay! Es jscolon2.0! Me ha molestado!

Breaking news! jscolon2.0 sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

Breaking news! jscolon2.0 sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

Hey! That's a half truth. :colbert:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Hey, I smell cake! Cake that says… [sniffs air] farewell…and… [sniffs again] best wishes!


There's no cake... :colbert:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

PT6A posted:

Ooh, a sarcasm detector... That's a real useful invention.

:irony:

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


The ironing is delicious.

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