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be nice wicka posted:hilarious internet comedy guys keep it coming The best one was you using "Manor" and "2015" in the same sentence. e: Manor
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AgentJotun posted:Looks like Alonso will be spending a third night in hospital. The official Mclaren version seemed reasonable enough at first, but I am starting to wonder. Either there's more too it or Alonso got an incredibly unlucky impact. I know it was side on but its not like those are extremely rare in F1. apparently he can't remember anything from the "accident" the whole thing stinks and just makes it more obvious it was an assassination attempt orchestrated by Ron Dennis
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 15:00 |
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He's been released from hospital but he won't test. K-Mag will replace him.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 15:09 |
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 15:37 |
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RIP
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 15:44 |
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So Force India revealed their *actual* 2015 car: Veej is even gonna try and run it on Friday. Gotta say, It's not too bad looking.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 15:48 |
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i really have zero doubts that manor will show up in melbourne
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:19 |
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George Zimmer posted:So Force India revealed their *actual* 2015 car: Best McLaren of the last 10 years.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:29 |
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#FORZALONSO
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:41 |
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http://imgur.com/a/x9d8y Photos of Alonso leaving hospital. Not wearing McLaren clothing and getting into a Mercedes. WHAT IS GOING ON??
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:46 |
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Oakley isn't even an official sponsor! Something fishy is afoot.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:48 |
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A gust of wind blew away the Mclarin that was supposed to pick him up.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:50 |
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Looks like the technical experts of reddit have solved the Alonso crash: "Eyewitnesses to his crash noted that his head was leaned over and slumped to one side as if he was unconscious before he ever struck the wall. And Vettel said the crash looked very odd, he just drove off the side of the track at around 150 kph (far off pace for that part of the track). I think the truth is they had an electrical problem with the ERS and Alonso was electrocuted and eventually lost consciousness. But of course McLaren and Honda are not going to come right out and say that, it would be a PR nightmare. It's much easier to blame it on a gust of wind and astro turf."
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:53 |
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Brainwrong posted:Looks like the technical experts of reddit have solved the Alonso crash: I agree with this technical analysis. It's time for the Spanish government to demand an investigation into this botched assassination attempt.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:58 |
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Looks like the McLaren-Honda Alonsobot was completed ahead of schedule. #Blessed
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:01 |
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I don't care what anyone says. This is the best thread.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:20 |
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Dubs posted:will manor race for manor in 2015 Really?.. no one upped this with "Will Will Manor race for Manor in 2015?" - ffs thread, low hanging fruits and all that, you all disappoint me. Norns posted:I don't care what anyone says. This is the best thread. This thread is like a pendulum.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:43 |
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What has JJoc* had to say about this. I'm sure he can some how turn it into a plug for his highschool digital media project.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:43 |
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quote:One day, if I ever find myself with time on my hands, I think I might write a book entitled “How not to die”. It is a pretty catchy title – and might even guarantee selling a copy to Mr E.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 17:59 |
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The FIA are investigating the disgusting incident involving Fernando Alonso. The lies will soon be found out.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 18:34 |
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In a surprise twist, it's all linked to Vettel's 4 conseuctive fraud WDCs and after a WMSC ruling he will officially be stripped of all 4 titles which will posthumously be granted to Michael Schumacher and a pity one given to Ralf.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 18:50 |
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Wirth1000 posted:In a surprise twist, it's all linked to Vettel's 4 conseuctive fraud WDCs and after a WMSC ruling he will officially be stripped of all 4 titles which will posthumously be granted to Michael Schumacher and a pity one given to Ralf. Unlike 2 time fraud WDC's, 4 time fraud WDC's don't get blow off track by a little bit of wind. yeah I said it.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 18:56 |
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And it seems to me you lived your life Like a McLaren in the wind
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:05 |
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Fumble posted:Unlike 2 time fraud WDC's, 4 time fraud WDC's don't get blow off track by a little bit of wind. All the wind goes up his butt hole, that's was the secret to Red Bull's down force.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:10 |
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1500quidporsche posted:All the wind goes up his butt hole, that's was the secret to Red Bull's down force. New meaning to Rear Blown Diffuser.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:13 |
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I don't think I've heard so much conspiracy bollocks over what is probably a simple accident.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:15 |
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When you hit day 3 of hospital over a supposed minor accident it's moving away from conspiracy.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:23 |
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nsaP posted:When you hit day 3 of hospital over a supposed minor accident it's moving away from conspiracy. Not if he had a concussion, especially the care taken with those injuries now.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:24 |
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Maybe nando just really likes jelly.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:25 |
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Stop saying electrocuted. Electrocution means death. wait never mind, RIP alonso, clear body double
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:26 |
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Sulman posted:Not if he had a concussion, especially the care taken with those injuries now. horseshit, no one stays in the hospital for three loving days for a concussion
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:26 |
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The FIA is now getting involved and launching their own probe into the crash.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:27 |
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This is the hardest announcement I've ever had to make, but I'm afraid we've lost Fernando Alonso. #RIPFernando
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:27 |
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Actually, he's alive and well. See you in Melbourne.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:28 |
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Wirth1000 posted:Actually, he's alive and well. See you in Melbourne. If you stopped posting until then this would become the best thread.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:29 |
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be nice wicka posted:horseshit, no one stays in the hospital for three loving days for a concussion More than one day is unusual but it's Fernando Alonso, and it's Spain. He'll be getting some pretty thorough care I expect.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:35 |
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pik_d posted:If you stopped posting until then this would become the best thread.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:37 |
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Lewis tests the new Porsche 911! because it's rear heavy right guys
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 19:46 |
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Wirth1000 posted:In a surprise twist, it's all linked to Vettel's 4 conseuctive fraud WDCs and after a WMSC ruling he will officially be stripped of all 4 titles which will posthumously be granted to Michael Schumacher and a pity one given to Ralf.
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I didn't think you could fit 5 people in a golf cart, but there you have it.
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