Counter-Strike: Global Offensive - meet de_dust2 boss, same as de_dust boss

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Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

I don't have any autoexecs...

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:49

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# ? May 31, 2024 11:31

Thug Lessons: Dec 14, 2006; I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

If you're muting people who aren't actively griefing you're a bigger rear end in a top hat than whoever you're muting.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:51

Futaba Anzu: May 6, 2011; GROSS BOY

kcer posted:

Post your autoexecs in full. Necco plz add everyones autoexec to OP

okay

code:

chat_join lljk
dota_disable_range_finder 0
alias +loosefollow "dota_camera_edgemove 0; +dota_camera_follow; -dota_camera_follow; +dota_camera_follow"
alias -loosefollow "dota_camera_edgemove 1; -dota_camera_follow"
bind space +loosefollow
alias "toprune" "dota_camera_set_lookatpos -2100 1700"
alias "botrune" "dota_camera_set_lookatpos 2900 -2400"
bind KP_1 toprune
bind KP_3 botrune
bind mouse4 "+voicerecord"

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:53

Powerful Wizard IRL: Aug 8, 2007; -_- CS Depression? -_-
Ask your admin if BanMe^® is right for you!
^o^

pandaK posted:

okay

chat_join lljk

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:55

Apogee15: Jun 16, 2013

Thug Lessons posted:

If you're muting people who aren't actively griefing you're a bigger rear end in a top hat than whoever you're muting.

Nah. Some people are just annoying, or talk too much. Mute the gently caress out of them and don't feel bad.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:59

henne: May 9, 2009; by exmarx

truth

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:03

Thug Lessons: Dec 14, 2006; I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Apogee15 posted:

Nah. Some people are just annoying, or talk too much. Mute the gently caress out of them and don't feel bad.

Mute whoever you want, it's a video game, but you're still being a dick.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:09

The Ferret King: Nov 23, 2003; cluck cluck

Thug Lessons posted:

If you're muting people who aren't actively griefing you're a bigger rear end in a top hat than whoever you're muting.

Thug Lessons posted:

Mute whoever you want, it's a video game, but you're still being a dick.

kcer posted:

Post your autoexecs in full. Necco plz add everyones autoexec to OP

code:

voice_enable 0

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:11

Luna Was Here: Mar 21, 2013; Lipstick Apathy

i'd buy this in a heartbeat

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:19

Kwilty: May 31, 2011

Make me a script that automatically posts to all chat my stat trak count after I kill someone with a stat trak weapon. I will become the most annoying player of all time if its the last thing I do.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:32

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

illezt posted:

Communication is literally one of the most important things

P.S. If you feel the urge to mute literally everybody you play with, the problem may lie with you. [...] And people generally get friendlier when you talk to them and joke with them, instead of being passive aggressive FWIW.

this guy gets it, keep a good attitude.

stop being such piss whiny baby bitch baby boo ba ba baaaaaaBAAAA

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# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:57

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

illezt posted:

And people generally get friendlier when you talk to them and joke with them, instead of being passive aggressive FWIW.

about 85 percent of the time I use my ridiculous dumb different voices, people end up having a lot of fun even when things have gone to poo poo game-wise

10 percent are idiots not worth talking to anyway

the other 5 percent I end up mocking with said voices and its usually for the entertainment of the rest of the team

this is how you play cs

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:02

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Awesome Welles posted:

about 85 percent of the time I use my ridiculous dumb different voices, people end up having a lot of fun even when things have gone to poo poo game-wise

10 percent are idiots not worth talking to anyway

the other 5 percent I end up mocking with said voices and its usually for the entertainment of the rest of the team

this is how you play cs

Faux brazillian and Master Miller have helped many people cheer up on my, and the enemy's, team.

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# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:06

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Beachs' Turk impression is invite level good.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:32

nftyw: Dec 27, 2006; It is a game... where you will put your life on the line.; Lipstick Apathy

Luna Was Here posted:

i'd buy this in a heartbeat

AWPs are truly disposable in this day and age.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:43

Bohemian Nights: Jul 14, 2006; When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today; Clapping Larry

1 loss, 1 draw, 1 win and a bunch of swedes spamming NO FEAR while owning us with constant knife kills. A good day of counterstrike.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 01:12

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Bohemian Nights posted:

a bunch of swedes spamming NO FEAR while owning us with constant knife kills.

Is NO FEAR a thing in Sweden?

# ? Feb 26, 2015 01:34

Bohemian Nights: Jul 14, 2006; When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today; Clapping Larry

Crain posted:

Is NO FEAR a thing in Sweden?

INGEN R�DSLA

(I honestly don't know, but it cost them the game)

# ? Feb 26, 2015 01:41

Beach Bum: Jan 13, 2010

mcvey posted:

Beachs' Turk impression is invite level good.

Wait. What? I haven't been on in like 3 days.

EDIT: Nevermind, I get it.

You should hear me do Marvin the Martian. I thought Turk was going to lose it.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 02:13

Luna Was Here: Mar 21, 2013; Lipstick Apathy

*dead* Luna: afk
*dead* Luna: in spawn

_{_{_{credits to reddit}}}

# ? Feb 26, 2015 02:51

Luna Was Here: Mar 21, 2013; Lipstick Apathy

magical moment from goonman on facade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlwsZJtBYpw

i shouldve tagged in another bonus from that round: me unloading a full clip of deag shots at frosted buns while he charges me with a taser. The only thing you hear next is "NONONONONO-"*zap* *aborn laugh*

Luna Was Here fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Feb 26, 2015

# ? Feb 26, 2015 05:58

Number Two Stunna: Nov 8, 2009; FUCK

Crain posted:

Well I finally played with some goons last night.

I suck a lot more than I though.

Really need to work on clicking heads.

I think I played on your team. I was pretty bad

# ? Feb 26, 2015 08:13

Vaah: Dec 25, 2008

Luna Was Here posted:

magical moment from goonman on facade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlwsZJtBYpw

i shouldve tagged in another bonus from that round: me unloading a full clip of deag shots at frosted buns while he charges me with a taser. The only thing you hear next is "NONONONONO-"*zap* *aborn laugh*

Still lost the round

# ? Feb 26, 2015 08:16

Antares: Jan 13, 2006

if i top frag and lose, am i getting low-value kills or what. i don't understand video games.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:32

aborn: Jun 2, 2001; 1, 2, woop! woop!

Vaah posted:

Still lost the round

It was hosed up how we could see the people around you in spec, too. Very nice try though, ugh, how I wish we'd won that round.

aborn fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Feb 26, 2015

# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:38

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Antares posted:

if i top frag and lose, am i getting low-value kills or what. i don't understand video games.

That can happen. There is a type of player that hangs out, lets their team try to execute and then slowly cleans up a few kills each round after its too late to win.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:42

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Antares posted:

if i top frag and lose, am i getting low-value kills or what. i don't understand video games.

There's always a top fragger on both winning and losing teams buddy.

But also, kill values are pretty variable. Picking the enemy AWP at the start of the round probably shifts your chance of winning that round up to like 70%. Killing the last eco CT when you are 5 with bomb down is worth $300 and changes nothing.

Entry kills, clutch kills (if you win), kills on low-money players - this poo poo is worth more.

If you find yourself getting getting tonnes of frags while cleaning up or baiting your team, your frags contribute little, possibly even negatively.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:44

Akumos: Sep 10, 2006

lmao that nade kill reminds me of how you could just hold down frags in CoD and walk into people, blowing you both up hilariously in killcams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRocesgntM8

I think the only reason I like CS so much is because I played Search & Destroy almost exclusively in that poo poo game.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 11:09

Smol: Jun 1, 2011; Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.

Crain posted:

Is NO FEAR a thing in Sweden?

Twitch meme, comes from pasza's stream.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 11:19

Elman: Oct 26, 2009

I'm trying to learn this game. Even when I'm good, I'm so bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkxnnYzeu0

# ? Feb 26, 2015 13:45

Fauxshiz: Jan 3, 2007; Jumbo Sized

Elman posted:

I'm trying to learn this game. Even when I'm good, I'm so bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkxnnYzeu0

This is loving art.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 13:48

Nalrom: Oct 18, 2012

Elman posted:

I'm trying to learn this game. Even when I'm good, I'm so bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkxnnYzeu0

pro skills with the grenades

# ? Feb 26, 2015 13:57

djfooboo: Oct 16, 2004

Elman posted:

I'm trying to learn this game. Even when I'm good, I'm so bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkxnnYzeu0

Turn down yo sensitivity

# ? Feb 26, 2015 15:52

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Elman posted:

I'm trying to learn this game. Even when I'm good, I'm so bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkxnnYzeu0

Your willingness to fall back over and over is a skill that some players refuse to learn even after years of playing. You're alright, kid

# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:46

Kwilty: May 31, 2011

Elman posted:

I'm trying to learn this game. Even when I'm good, I'm so bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkxnnYzeu0

You actually have a pretty good idea of fights you can take and can't. However, your nade game is probably the greatest bad thing I've ever seen.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 17:23

bpower: Feb 19, 2011

Necc0 posted:

Your willingness to fall back over and over is a skill that some players refuse to learn even after years of playing. You're alright, kid

Yeah, I've probably successfully fell back twice in 300+ games and I felt like a tactical genius.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 17:30

Smol: Jun 1, 2011; Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.

Elman posted:

I'm trying to learn this game. Even when I'm good, I'm so bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkxnnYzeu0

Lower your sensitivity. Use 2-2.5 @ 400 dpi as a starting point.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 18:10

deetee: Apr 22, 2008

I still use 2.5 @ 400, it's pretty aight.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 18:20

Xenaero: Sep 26, 2006; Slippery Tilde

2 @ 1600, don't listen to anyone about sens. Play with whatever works.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 19:20

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# ? May 31, 2024 11:31

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

smdh

# ? Feb 26, 2015 19:28

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