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The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
If drinking grape soda until your poo turns Kelly green is wrong I don't want to be right.

I'm so sorry for starting this page in such a worthless way.

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

The worthless way is the Browns way so thank you for your contribution

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


The Twinkie Czar posted:

If drinking grape soda until your poo turns Kelly green is wrong I don't want to be right.

I'm so sorry for starting this page in such a worthless way.

Talking about the color of your poo poo probably isn't off topic here.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Lol goddamn it browns

ParliamentOfDogs
Jan 29, 2009

My genre's thriller... What's yours?
Coming up on first take, we ask Skip and Stephen A what they think of allegations that the Browns' recent shift to a redder orange hue was the result of pressure from one Johnny Manziel, who possibly took offense to the similarities between the old shade of orange and Longhorn colors. But first we want to hear what you think America, hit us up at hashtag primadonnajohnny

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Pancakes by Mail posted:

The brown is unchanged.



Always, and forever: The Brown Is Unchanged.

This is the perfect way to encapsulate the Browns in a timeless phrase.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

ParliamentOfDogs posted:

Coming up on first take, we ask Skip and Stephen A what they think of allegations that the Browns' recent shift to a redder orange hue was the result of pressure from one Johnny Manziel, who possibly took offense to the similarities between the old shade of orange and Longhorn colors. But first we want to hear what you think America, hit us up at hashtag primadonnajohnny

#primajohnna should be a legit campaign.

Eat_at_Milliways
May 3, 2006
bald_kid
brown facemask is pretty wack imo

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
So the Browns still haven't met with Hoyer, but now they're having meetings with Josh McCown.

Who is worse than Hoyer in every way.

tHe BrOwNs

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The Browns have reached out to Ted Ginn Jr.

The circle is complete and the prophecy fulfilled.

Hail Satan.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Ehud posted:

The Browns have reached out to The Ginn Family.

The circle is complete and the prophecy fulfilled.

Hail The Ginn Family.

Fixed that for you.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Raku posted:

So the Browns still haven't met with Hoyer, but now they're having meetings with Josh McCown.

Who is worse than Hoyer in every way.

tHe BrOwNs

Are we really sure McCown is worse then Hoyer?

Looks up DYAR.... okay, yeah, he was the 2nd worst QB in the league last year. Fair enough, but he was way better in 2013!

2014 Josh McCown -665
2014 Brian Hoyer +180
2013 Josh McCown +659

Fair enough

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
his dyar was really bad when he was playing in canada a few years ago

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Raku posted:

So the Browns still haven't met with Hoyer, but now they're having meetings with Josh McCown.

Who is worse than Hoyer in every way.

tHe BrOwNs

It's not really about Hoyer being worse, but the whole clusterfuck of last season, including the in game texts from Ray Farmer, maybe souring the relationship.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I think that, when everyone's healthy, Hoyer runs the Browns system fairly well. Decent game manager quarterback, and his breakdown came about through line injuries, Gordon causing a few picks, and active sabotage by the front office. The fact that last part has forced them to turn to Josh McCown is just the greatest.

Hopefully Hoyer goes to Tampa Bay, beats out Jameis, and gets double any Browns' QBR by just chucking it in the general direction of Mike Evans.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
i think at least some of his interceptions came from terrible decisions. we can check the tape though *from another room in the internet the tape is heard clearly yelling YEP*

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

This is what I picture the tape looking like

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
whimmy wham wham wobble!! - brian hoyer's throws

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

That Works posted:

Talking about the color of your poo poo probably isn't off topic here.

Yeah, talk about poo poo in general is probably more appropriate here than anywhere else on SA right now. Even FYAD.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Fenrir posted:

Yeah, talk about poo poo in general is probably more appropriate here than anywhere else on SA right now. Even FYAD.

For sure, 2girls1cup is a Browns Cheerleading recruitment film.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Chilichimp posted:

For sure, 2girls1cup is a Browns Cheerleading recruitment film.

:boom:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

football fuckerman posted:

whimmy wham wham wobble!! - brian hoyer's throws

:lol:

Edit

Still chuckling to myself at this.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Feb 26, 2015

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Kalli posted:

Are we really sure McCown is worse then Hoyer?

Looks up DYAR.... okay, yeah, he was the 2nd worst QB in the league last year. Fair enough, but he was way better in 2013!

2014 Josh McCown -665
2014 Brian Hoyer +180
2013 Josh McCown +659

Fair enough

Enjoy a QB the bucs didn't even want.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Cole posted:

Enjoy a QB the bucs didn't even want.

Agreed, Josh McCown's 2013 numbers came against some of the worst defenses in the league. Before that year he was completely out of the league after having numerous chances to show he could be an NFL quarterback.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

And McCown was throwing to some pretty good skill positions dudes last year.

Outside of that weird stretch for Chicago, he's been garbage for his entire career.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Raku posted:

Hopefully Hoyer goes to Tampa Bay, beats out Jameis, and gets double any Browns' QBR by just chucking it in the general direction of Mike Evans.

So he gets revenge on Manziel by doing exactly what made Manziel so good in college, the circle of life completes.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Ehud posted:

The Browns have reached out to Ted Ginn Jr.

The circle is complete and the prophecy fulfilled.

Hail Satan.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ehud posted:

The Browns have reached out to Ted Ginn Jr.

The circle is complete and the prophecy fulfilled.

Hail Satan.
I curse the gods every morning I wake up that I wasn't born both left-handed and really fast.

EDIT: and seven feet tall

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Crazy Ted posted:

I curse the gods every morning I wake up that I wasn't born both left-handed and really fast.

EDIT: and seven feet tall

Your mother is pretty glad you weren't born 7 feet tall.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The Brady Quinn Green Room Purgatory was one of the best things I've ever seen from any draft.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

skaboomizzy posted:

The Brady Quinn Green Room Purgatory was one of the best things I've ever seen from any draft.

and the Browns traded up for him.

For draft spots that became Kevin Kolb and Felix Jones, which isn't really awful in hindsight, though who knows how good Kolb could have been if his ribs hadn't been pulled from his body and his brains turned into play-doh.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Abugadu posted:

and the Browns traded up for him.

For draft spots that became Kevin Kolb and Felix Jones, which isn't really awful in hindsight, though who knows how good Kolb could have been if his ribs hadn't been pulled from his body and his brains turned into play-doh.

And if Felix's knees hadn't been held together with that blue sticky-tack stuff and chewing gum.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Brady Quinn would be the best QB on the Browns roster, today. That's sad.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Bigass Moth posted:

Brady Quinn would be the best QB on the Browns roster, today. That's sad.

Well he's trying to make a comeback so...

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ehud posted:

Well he's trying to make a comeback so...

:stare:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

Well he's trying to make a comeback so...

:staredog:

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Here's a cool email the NFL sent me this morning



Great job on the consistent branding guys

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


football fuckerman posted:

Here's a cool email the NFL sent me this morning



Great job on the consistent branding guys

is it me or is there a big gap between the O and W on that black hoodie?

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
i think that's one of the drawstrings, and without it the W would fill most of that space

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

DJExile posted:

is it me or is there a big gap between the O and W on that black hoodie?


football fuckerman posted:

i think that's one of the drawstrings, and without it the W would fill most of that space

Peak

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