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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

bows1 posted:

Ugh I hope that scene isn't in the movie. The acting and effects were terrible.

I'm pretty sure the movie will be bad.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Just popping in here to say that every person who was in the movie Just Friends gets a free pass for life for me, and that includes Chris Klein.

It also includes every band on the soundtrack, even Fountains of Wayne.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

This would be great if they got rid of those stupid festival things and those terrible quotes. IGN? Digital Journal? Rogerebert.com? I guess I should be happy they're not using tweets or Facebook updates.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Ariza posted:

This would be great if they got rid of those stupid festival things and those terrible quotes. IGN? Digital Journal? Rogerebert.com? I guess I should be happy they're not using tweets or Facebook updates.

Yeah I hate how they source the publication and not the reviewer. I get why they do it that way, but it still irks me. "Ain't it cool News" looks terrible on any poster.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

MacheteZombie posted:

Yeah I hate how they source the publication and not the reviewer. I get why they do it that way, but it still irks me. "Ain't it cool News" looks terrible on any poster.

That well may have been poisoned by David Manning.


Oh, and here's the other poster for Spring.





And here's a movie Aaron Moorhead did a couple of years ago that's worth a look.



He also did the "Bonestorm" segment from V/H/S: Viral, but that movie blows.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Feb 25, 2015

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Vagabundo posted:

That well may have been poisoned by David Manning.


Oh, and here's the other poster for Spring.





And here's a movie Aaron Moorhead did a couple of years ago that's worth a look.



He also did the "Bonestorm" segment from V/H/S: Viral, but that movie blows.

Bonestorm is the best part of Viral. Resolution is also a good low key indie flick. I dig that poster for Spring.

(I enjoyed VHS: Viral except for the wraparound, and wish the last segment hadn't been cut before release)

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

kiimo posted:

Just popping in here to say that every person who was in the movie Just Friends gets a free pass for life for me, and that includes Chris Klein.

Chris Klein already gets a pass for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. He's the bomb in that turd.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Vagabundo posted:

That well may have been poisoned by David Manning.


Oh, and here's the other poster for Spring.





And here's a movie Aaron Moorhead did a couple of years ago that's worth a look.



He also did the "Bonestorm" segment from V/H/S: Viral, but that movie blows.

That's beautiful too. I had no idea he had a new movie coming out. I loved Resolution and I thought Bonestorm was dumb but fun.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Bonestorm is better than Resolution.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Calico Heart posted:

this movie is super awesome btw

Indeed it is, I'm glad I saw it on the big screen.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

My god. A movie that aspires to Freidberg and Seltzer. We must have reached the literal bottom of 'comedy'.

I can just imagine the script.

Everyone posted:


Humans: Look! A zombie! What a Retard!
Zombies: [lifts middle finger]
[Gunshot, zombie falls]

Repeat for 71 minutes.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

I forgot that Warm Bodies was even a thing until I saw this poster.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Japanese Birdman poster.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


A world where the dead are smarter than the living is already the world of The Walking Dead.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

A world where the dead are smarter than the Target Audience...

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I don't see a single cross-eyed zombie in that poster. How am I even supposed to know if it's funny?!

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005




Aw, c'mon Garret Dillahunt, you're better than this.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
From None of the creators of Scary Movies? What the gently caress does that mean.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
I saw this Adam Sandler monstronisty on the way home today. What's wrong with his face?!


(Could only find the Spanish version for "The Cobbler")

Bonus "minimalist" poster which looks like it came from the bowels of tumblr.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Thomas McCarthy has had a really weird career

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Oh God that movie. It did disastrously at festivals last fall, like to the point where it took months for it to find distribution, and when it finally did, it was announced it was only going to be released on-demand and DVD.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

We worked on that movie a bit, it's awful.

What's funny is that now we're working on Pixels, also an Adam Sandler movie, and it's loving hilarious. I wish all his movies were like Pixels.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Vincent posted:

Aw, c'mon Garret Dillahunt, you're better than this.

You made me panic then and I had to make sure he wasn't actually in it.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Netflix Presents: Marvel's Doucheman

A Netflix Original Series

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



morestuff posted:

Netflix Presents: Marvel's Doucheman

A Netflix Original Series

Well yeah, that's a perfect way of describing Matt Murdock.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

I thought Netflix was making a Netflix documentary called NETFLIX: A Netflix Original Series

FoneBone
Oct 24, 2004
stupid, stupid rat creatures
in memory of Leonard Nimoy









That last one needs a few bonus variations



The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Avengers 2 Hulk poster, showing details about Hulk you never knew you wanted to see before this.


A couple more TV posters.




Another Power Ranger in something really violent.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh boy.

A CW show about zombies.

With what I'm assuming is gonna be a quirky zombie girl lead.

Oh booooy.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Waffleman_ posted:

Oh boy.

A CW show about zombies.

With what I'm assuming is gonna be a quirky zombie girl lead.

Oh booooy.

The last time Rob Thomas helmed a quirky-looking genre show on the CW we got Veronica Mars.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Waffleman_ posted:

Oh boy.

A CW show about zombies.

With what I'm assuming is gonna be a quirky zombie girl lead.

Oh booooy.

It's based on comics that apparently pretty good, and being executive produced by Rob Thomas, so it'll probably be at least ok. And the show's not really "about" zombies, and she's not even really a traditional zombie. She's undead, and works in a morgue where she eats peoples brains to get their memories and solve their murders.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

The MSJ posted:

Avengers 2 Hulk poster, showing details about Hulk you never knew you wanted to see before this.



Is that a hulk booger?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Sleeveless posted:

The last time Rob Thomas helmed a quirky-looking genre show on the CW we got Veronica Mars.

I don't have a frame of reference for this, but apparently it was good. I'm just so sick of zombies that I immediately think lesser of anything even remotely involving zombies.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


The MSJ posted:

Avengers 2 Hulk poster, showing details about Hulk you never knew you wanted to see before this.


I like the Ultron drone framed by Hulk's armpit going "Richie? Is that you man? Hey! How you been?"

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

3 more





Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Sleeveless posted:

The last time Rob Thomas helmed a quirky-looking genre show on the CW we got Veronica Mars.

Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty?

I thought he was in an insane asylum with Sinbad.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Party Boat posted:

I like the Ultron drone framed by Hulk's armpit going "Richie? Is that you man? Hey! How you been?"

Dude can't catch a break :(

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Ahahahaha that's bad.

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