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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I've been starving myself since Sunday in preparation of pigging the gently caress out and getting drunk on a workday.

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Jehde
Apr 21, 2010


Burgin hard.

And so am I, gonna go to Triple O's for lunch.

Edit: Had a Bacon Ched burger with double dill, it was good.

Jehde fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Feb 25, 2015

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

T MINUS 1 HOUR UNTIL BURGER TIME

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Enjoying a nice cooked-medium burg at the glass kitchen

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Norns posted:

Well done and beef just dont mix in general.



well's just a necessary evil when it comes to ground.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
can i dinnertimin' at any time i'm hungry now

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Nonsense posted:

Enjoying a nice cooked-medium burg at the glass kitchen



Gee, I wonder what the target market for that ad was.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
people who don't tip

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Sizone posted:

people who don't tip

tipping is a funny thing. it basically moves the responsibility of paying a fair wage from the business owner to the customer. raise the prices by 10-15 % and put that money straight into the waiters and chef's pay. problem solved.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

dassa lotta white castles

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
its more of a white maginot line

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I can buy white castle at my neighborhood grocery but I have to eat krystal if I want fresh babyburgs

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
man, those frozen whitecastle sliders are like poisonburgers.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Zero baby burg joints here :emo:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Dont you loving morons go and start tip chat in this thread. This is NOT the place

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

what if you could tip the pizza guy with a tasty burg?

would that be acceptable?

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
ha, sorry! my bad.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

a large trout posted:

what if you could tip the pizza guy with a tasty burg?

would that be acceptable?

I'm leaving Santa Claus a juicy-rear end cheeseburger this year.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

yesss

all payments to my debtors will be in burgers from now on

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

There's like 80 White Castles in my state I love it. Love those lol' onion rings. I put em on my burgs.

Fries are mediocre there tho.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I'm trying to think about what regional burgs we have here. All I can think of is Jack in the Box.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Fetus Tree posted:

I have definitely been eating more burgers because of this thread. Is anybody else in the same boat or is that just me?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Never had a Hardee's burg, always wanted to tho. Same with Jack in the Box or Fatburger or Whataburger. They any good?

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I used to hit up hardees religiously after late night gigs but then they closed all of them within an hours drive

good burgs for the ease and quickness imo

note that I really only ever ate the frisco burg tho

never really wandered too far off that trail

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Hardees is called Carl's Jr. here.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Ive never had a burg from hardee's/carl's jr mostly because they seem atrocious.

The best national fast food burgs are probably Wendy's?

PS: yes i have been eating more burgs and it is because of this thread and i have 0 regrets. A burg a day keeps the doctor a way, ive always heard.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I do usually enjoy wendys Strange New Burger of the Month

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I think this month it's bleu cheese and bacon on some sort of strange bun

sounds good to me

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I don't feel okay eating square burg patties.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nonsense posted:

Enjoying a nice cooked-medium burg at the glass kitchen



I'm trying to decide how racist this advertisement is...

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I'd score it a solid 7

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

all the smiles are disorienting though so I may be off a bit

batteries!
Aug 26, 2010
i forgot about this thread, have goon scientists figured out what the best burger is

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Norns posted:

I don't feel okay eating square burg patties.

:goonsay:

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

DoubleWelp posted:

i forgot about this thread, have goon scientists figured out what the best burger is

cheeseburger. a bit of red in the meat but closer to well done than medium rare, slice of real cheddar, mustard on bottom, a bit of mayo on the top. thinly sliced red onions. two pickles.

comes with some fries, potato or sweet potato and a green salad. a good, cold beer of your choosing, i'd choose a light, not too hoppy ale.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

go on

what about the bread

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Add bacon and egg for a super baller burg.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
wheat bun, sesame seeds on top. both sides roasted on a frying pan w/ a bit of olive oil until golden brown.

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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Norns posted:

Add bacon and egg for a super baller burg.

keep it simple. you can have your bacon & eggs on breakfast.

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