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be nice wicka posted:oh don't be such a little poo poo. you make fun of a subset of bad male drivers, but most go by unnoticed. you mock 100% of female drivers. I personally don't, actually
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be nice wicka posted:oh don't be such a little poo poo. you make fun of a subset of bad male drivers, but most go by unnoticed. you mock 100% of female drivers. Yeah, no one ever makes fun of good drivers like ol' springhead or Lewis "good-based-on-his-relationship" Hamilton or "Hey I just want some ice cream and vodka" man.
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Tsaedje posted:E: also I have never mocked Suzie Wolff you did the bacon briefcase you are free from all judgment
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be nice wicka posted:you did the bacon briefcase you are free from all judgment Something something I'd like to do her bacon briefcase if you know what I mean etc etc
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I would Wolff Suzie if you know what I mean fellas. Etc etc
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i think I am glad that we are the best worst thread rather than the worst best thread
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Those results in a third tier series are horrendously bad. I can think of maybe a few drivers who had results that bad who got testing roles or bought rides, and everyone made fun of them too. Saying there are tons of drivers worse than regularly getting those sorts of results in that level is disingenuous. Even Yuji Ide actually won F-Nippon races.
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I'm confused where to direct my anger and disdain... who do we hate more in Worst Thread? Mediocre male pay drivers, or mediocre attractive women drivers? Bonus question: If an unattractive woman is a good driver... something about a tree falling in the woods and nobody noticing her? Edit: I will freely admit that her F3 results are just bad. But how many eyes do you think Lotus would have on its sponsors if they hired Dean Pornname instead. Zero is correct. CratSock fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Feb 26, 2015 |
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CratSock posted:I'm confused where to direct my anger and disdain... who do we hate more in Worst Thread? Mediocre male pay drivers, or mediocre attractive women drivers? She's not even mediocre is the problem here
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pik_d posted:She's not even mediocre is the problem here True, I made an edit too slowly above.
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sauber had some no-name test driver from hong kong at abu dhabi last year and no one noticed, he had equally poo poo GP3 results
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be nice wicka posted:sauber had some no-name test driver from hong kong at abu dhabi last year and no one noticed, he had equally poo poo GP3 results I don't remember the name. I don't remember who we're discussing now either. Does that make me better or worse?
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That's more a case of nobody caring about Sauber's drivers in general, though. Plus a one off at the end of the season isn't the same as a salaried testing role.
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be nice wicka posted:sauber had some no-name test driver from hong kong at abu dhabi last year and no one noticed, he had equally poo poo GP3 results That's because Sauber's team ethos is to hire the worst race drivers on the planet, so nobody thought it was out of the ordinary.
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be nice wicka posted:sauber had some no-name test driver from hong kong at abu dhabi last year and no one noticed, he had equally poo poo GP3 results No he didn't. He scored points.
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I'm proud to say in this thread we are equal opportunity objectifiers  Jenson
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Tsaedje posted:I'm proud to say in this thread we are equal opportunity objectifiers Nico. Mmm.
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If anyone says Massa they're a pedo.
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Those DNQs are the thing I'm most alarmed about.
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Alain Post posted:Nico. Mmm. Literally the first thing people see when they opened last years thread: 
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Can one of you spergelords compile a chart showing the new hot girl's feeder results to Suzie, Yuje Ide, Max Chilton, Paul DiResta, Pastor, and some other poo poo driver like Vettel?
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Max Chilton won two races in GP2. Lol. God GP2 got really bad in the last few years.
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I'd be okay seeing DannyR's O face.
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Yoong was 1000 times worse than Yuji Ide ever was. Yamamoto was awful too.
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1500quidporsche posted:The problem with that though is even Renault weren't as bad with their mk1 engine. Honda had an extra year to see the problems everyone was having and get ahead of them, but still managed to cock it up badly. I'm getting the impression they might have torn everything down and started again during last season, and all of the associated problems with that have now arisen. Human Grand Prix fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Feb 26, 2015 |
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CratSock posted:Can one of you spergelords compile a chart showing the new hot girl's feeder results to Suzie, Yuje Ide, Max Chilton, Paul DiResta, Formula 1 Race Winner Pastor Maldonado and some other poo poo driver like Vettel? Something wrong with your list
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Di Resta doesn't belong there. I'm mean yeah he's an rear end in a top hat but whatever.
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Human Grand Prix posted:Di Resta doesn't belong there. I'm mean yeah he's an rear end in a top hat but whatever. I think "whatever" is pretty much the best description of him
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Human Grand Prix posted:I'm getting the impression they might have torn everything down and started again during last season, and all of the associated problems with that have now arisen. That's the most likely scenario. But the thing seems to be leaking from every possible orifice, its like they assigned one part to each team and then told them they can't communicate with any of the other teams for dimensions or specifications for fitting with other parts. How hard is it to design an engine that doesn't leak poo poo? F1DriverQuidenBerg fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Feb 26, 2015 |
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Her best ever result is 10th out of 16 in Indy Lights. Her best European result is a 13th place finish in GP3 in 2012. Rest assured I would be making fun of how poo poo and unqualified a person with those results is, whatever xir sex or gender.
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Wirth1000 posted:Lotus just announced a new development driver has joined the team. A Spaniard to replace her fallen comrade Alonso... Carmen Jorda. Hello
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RALF posted:Ralf Schumacher Hey... HEY!
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mclaren clearly went ultra aggressive with the packaging for this year, that's presumably why there's so little margin for error. and that partially makes sense. they're functionally a year behind mercedes, they can't catch up without taking some big risks and hoping they pay off. but that's all irrelevant if they can't get the car to complete a lap.
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be nice wicka posted:mclaren clearly went ultra aggressive with the packaging for this year, that's presumably why there's so little margin for error. and that partially makes sense. they're functionally a year behind mercedes, they can't catch up without taking some big risks and hoping they pay off. but that's all irrelevant if they fry the driver
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Tsaedje posted:I have trouble believing "Dean Stoneman" isn't a cheap porn actor He actually spent a couple of years out of racing because of ball cancer so the jokes are even easier than that.
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Dudley posted:He actually spent a couple of years out of racing because of ball cancer so the jokes are even easier than that. So you're saying that Carmen was significantly worse than a recovering cancer patient with no seat time. I have high hopes.
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CratSock posted:So you're saying that Carmen was significantly worse than a recovering cancer patient with no seat time. I have high hopes. As soon as he came back he started winning Carrera Cup races in England. He's a legit talent and he'll be damned if a little ball cancer is going to take him out.
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Wirth1000 posted:Lotus just announced a new development driver has joined the team. A Spaniard to replace her fallen comrade Alonso... Carmen Jorda.
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simplefish posted:Look up what he's referencing in 2011 His co-driver is stone cold, drat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jSYiU-JdRw
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