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B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
I thought I knew about all the big things that happened during the cold war and after.

I never knew the truth about the Kursk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7_LTi9l2Ss

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Alaan
May 24, 2005


The first live fire of that thing is going to be a real rear end clenching experience for everyone on board I feel.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


The same payload as a regular Antares, but with a bunch more points of failure!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Feb 26, 2015

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

and his hair was perfect...

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

PittTheElder posted:

The same payload as a regular Antares, but with a bunch more points of failure!

How can it be cheaper than shooting a regular rocket?

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

It's not disposable

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Can people who understand these things explain how that is better than just launching a rocket off of a pad?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

evil_bunnY posted:

It's not disposable

But it launches a disposable three-stage rocket.

DrAlexanderTobacco
Jun 11, 2012

Help me find my true dharma

bewbies posted:

Can people who understand these things explain how that is better than just launching a rocket off of a pad?

The rocket has far less distance to travel vertically with its fuel, leaving more room for maneuvers, errors etc.

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

bewbies posted:

Can people who understand these things explain how that is better than just launching a rocket off of a pad?

It isn't really any better. People usually talk about how launching a rocket from a plane would save fuel by reducing the amount of vertical distance or atmosphere the rocket has to fly through to get to space. Most of the energy a rocket spends in flight is to increase its horizontal velocity to put it into orbit, and relatively little is spent getting the rocket away from the ground. Also, drag losses aren't really that big of a deal and usually only amount to a few m/s over the course of the flight. Launching from altitude would be very slightly more efficient, but the maintenance of the carrier plane would counter any savings.

One advantage would be that you can fly the carrier plane to the equator for launch. This would make it slightly easier for the rocket to get into orbit because the earth is moving faster at the equator. There are already a few regular launch sites near the equator in French Guyana, so it really isn't necessary to build a special plane to do that for you.

Basically it's a kind of dumb idea and I'm not sure why they're actually going through with building the thing.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Glorgnole posted:

Basically it's a kind of dumb idea and I'm not sure why they're actually going through with building the thing.

Because Paul Allen is an enormous airplane nerd?

(Which is a perfectly good reason, if you ask me.)

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

bewbies posted:

Can people who understand these things explain how that is better than just launching a rocket off of a pad?

A large percentage of the cost of a rocket is tied up in the first stage. If you can make an air-breathing, reusable first stage, then you can make the rest of the expensive disposable parts of your rocket smaller and cheaper. And an air breathing first stage may be in a position to avoid scrubs due to weather.

Problem is, an airplane isn't a very _good_ first stage. It is better than nothing (at least, theoretically could be....not demonstrated to be yet, Orbitals L-1011 launcher was about the most expensive way to launch a too-small satellite there was).

Other problem is that it isn't very scalable. Having to build the largest airplane in the world to launch a middle-small sized rocket doesn't leave you an easy way to scale up.

This was a much more compelling idea before SpaceX started coming really really close to getting a more conventional actually good rocket stage back. If SX nails down 1st stage reusability, and can turn engines around a reasonable number of times for a reasonable refurb cost, then there isn't a whole lot of reason to launch too-small rockets from too-big airplanes. But this project was started well before anybody was close to demonstrating flyback stages that worked.

Flyback stages for reusability has been an idea since the very beginning, there were awesome plans for a piloted winged flyback first stage for the evolved Saturn V. The problem of how not to throw away your 100% of the cost of your launch vehicle every time has been on peoples minds for a good long while. Getting the first stage back and reusable is about 80% of the cost. Single Stage to Orbit/reusable is the sci-fi dream, but getting the biggest part back would still be a huge improvement.

Slo-Tek fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Feb 26, 2015

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Glorgnole posted:

Basically it's a kind of dumb idea and I'm not sure why they're actually going through with building the thing.

gently caress yeah, thats why.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Slo-Tek posted:

A large percentage of the cost of a rocket is tied up in the first stage. If you can make an air-breathing, reusable first stage, then you can make the rest of the expensive disposable parts of your rocket smaller and cheaper.

I get this makes sense but my god that plane has to be so expensive. How many disposable rockets could have been made/launched for the cost of that thing?

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

bewbies posted:

I get this makes sense but my god that plane has to be so expensive. How many disposable rockets could have been made/launched for the cost of that thing?

Well, NASA is paying 3.5 billion for 20 ISS resupply missions. (this involves developing the capsules as well as the rockets). So, if you figure the Roc will cost 3x what a 747 does (wild rear end guess, and seems high, but lets say a billion dollars), then....about 6? I don't have any idea what the rocket-part of the stratolaunch system is going to cost. Twice what a Pegasus cost is only 20 million a throw. (all of my numbers are complete bullshit out of google, and I am bad at math)

And it is also possible that they'll be able to use the mothership as a heavy lifter for other work as well. Sling a cargo-pod on it and grab up some of the money Volga-Dnieper makes moving power plant and oil rig parts around when there aren't rockets to launch.

I don't expect it to work out now, but looking at the market 10 years ago when this got started, it was ambitious, rather than haha stupid.

Slo-Tek fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Feb 26, 2015

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.
They found one of the missing nukes in Georgia :stare:

I'm really surprised this didn't get more press. This is the only place I can find that picked it up.

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

Red Crown posted:

They found one of the missing nukes in Georgia :stare:

I'm really surprised this didn't get more press. This is the only place I can find that picked it up.

Because it is a retarded hoax, right next to the articles about how Paul McCartney was replaced by a clone in 1966?

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

Red Crown posted:

They found one of the missing nukes in Georgia :stare:

I'm really surprised this didn't get more press. This is the only place I can find that picked it up.

WNDR is one of those lovely "satire" sites. It would have gotten more press if it had actually happened.

E: Is E:FB'ing a guy some kind of mod secret ability?

ought ten fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Feb 26, 2015

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


Red Crown posted:

They found one of the missing nukes in Georgia :stare:

I'm really surprised this didn't get more press. This is the only place I can find that picked it up.

drat, that was one of the big ones from the pre-accuracy days too. If this was a Mod 2 at 3.8MT, the explosion looks like it would do some serious damage to Savannah's suburbs at least.

http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=3800&lat=31.9349912&lng=-80.9467636&airburst=0&hob_ft=0&zm=11

The explosion probably wouldn't be as big as that map shows because the bomb is going off underwater and there's effectively a hill between the explosion and Savannah, but I wonder how much radioactive water a 3.8MT explosion would toss into Savannah, probably a lot.

Fake Edit: Or a radioactive water tsunami, that could be fun.


Real Edit: Goddammit. ^^

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Red Crown posted:

They found one of the missing nukes in Georgia :stare:

I'm really surprised this didn't get more press. This is the only place I can find that picked it up.

That sounded really interesting, so I googled a bit and it's a hoax. Best thing: the author is a porn star.

http://lewis.armscontrolwonk.com/archive/7560/pornstars-reporting-as-fake-as-her-orgasms

Though the fact there are lost nuclear weapons out there is still pretty interesting in itself.

E: gently caress beaten

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

Slo-Tek posted:

Because it is a retarded hoax, right next to the articles about how Paul McCartney was replaced by a clone in 1966?

Paul is dead, so I don't see what your point is.


...








ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

AlexanderCA posted:

That sounded really interesting, so I googled a bit and it's a hoax. Best thing: the author is a porn star.

http://lewis.armscontrolwonk.com/archive/7560/pornstars-reporting-as-fake-as-her-orgasms

Though the fact there are lost nuclear weapons out there is still pretty interesting in itself.

E: gently caress beaten

Hahaha does that Arms Control guy think the bio is real? Cascading bad satire schadenfreude is the best schadenfreude.

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Now I feel dumb :(

Have a pic of the last hoax I fell for for a few minutes.

AlexanderCA fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Feb 26, 2015

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:
I'll never get tired of hearing about people doing this:

Some Reddit user posted:

During my deployment in 2010 we had a bird land in Kandahar for a downing gripe. While it was there VMFA-232 took the liberty of painting the tail hook pink. Our CO was flying the jet at the time, and got a kick out of the whole thing. He even wrote up a the discrepancy when he got back and the whole squadron had a laugh over it. I made sure to get a photo of it before it was fixed.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

MrYenko posted:

Because Paul Allen is an enormous airplane nerd?

(Which is a perfectly good reason, if you ask me.)
It's a shame he hasn't decided to poor millions in Skylon.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

DrAlexanderTobacco posted:

The rocket has far less distance to travel vertically with its fuel, leaving more room for maneuvers, errors etc.

Not nearly enough to matter though. The going upwards part of reaching orbit is easy, it's the going sideways bit that's expensive.

bewbies posted:

I get this makes sense but my god that plane has to be so expensive. How many disposable rockets could have been made/launched for the cost of that thing?

It makes sense conceptually, but Glorgnole hit the nail on the head in pointing out that the actual savings are so minuscule that it will never pay for the giant aircraft. The concept of Air Launch (and the even stupider Balloon Launch) comes up periodically in the Spaceflight Megathread; the end of the second OP post gives a more in-depth explanation of why launching at altitude doesn't save you anything.

The one thing Air Launch does get you is mobility. For most launches this doesn't matter, because you could just launch from French Guiana if you really wanted to, and launching from the ground comes with all sorts of advantages with regards to pad checkout, pre-launch monitoring, and guidance. The Air Force did actually demonstrate the feasibility of air launching ICBMs in 1974 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96A0wb1Ov9k) - the idea presumably being to have a more survivable launch base, similar to submarines - but they discarded the idea due to engineering and security challenges.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I'm bummed I missed F-35 name chat, so all I'm gonna say is

When you're out of F-35's, you're out of money

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

AlexanderCA posted:

Now I feel dumb :(

Have a pic of the last hoax I fell for for a few minutes.



While that picture is a photoshop, using V-22s as tankers (including for F-35s) is an actual thing the Marines are doing. The F-35 can fly normally while doing it though.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

PittTheElder posted:

Not nearly enough to matter though. The going upwards part of reaching orbit is easy, it's the going sideways bit that's expensive.


It makes sense conceptually, but Glorgnole hit the nail on the head in pointing out that the actual savings are so minuscule that it will never pay for the giant aircraft. The concept of Air Launch (and the even stupider Balloon Launch) comes up periodically in the Spaceflight Megathread; the end of the second OP post gives a more in-depth explanation of why launching at altitude doesn't save you anything.

The one thing Air Launch does get you is mobility. For most launches this doesn't matter, because you could just launch from French Guiana if you really wanted to, and launching from the ground comes with all sorts of advantages with regards to pad checkout, pre-launch monitoring, and guidance. The Air Force did actually demonstrate the feasibility of air launching ICBMs in 1974 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96A0wb1Ov9k) - the idea presumably being to have a more survivable launch base, similar to submarines - but they discarded the idea due to engineering and security challenges.

It's still done for weird cases like missile defense tests where you need a missile to come from a certain direction without having land to fire from in that direction but that's obviously a case of range space as opposed to saving money.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Mortabis posted:

While that picture is a photoshop, using V-22s as tankers (including for F-35s) is an actual thing the Marines are doing. The F-35 can fly normally while doing it though.



Can or must? I want to see them link up at speed then slow in tandemto a hover

Now THERE'S your future of aerobatic display teams

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

simplefish posted:

Can or must? I want to see them link up at speed then slow in tandemto a hover

Now THERE'S your future of aerobatic display teams

Wanna see a lift fan slurp up a drogue hose like spaghetti.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

simplefish posted:

Can or must? I want to see them link up at speed then slow in tandemto a hover

Now THERE'S your future of aerobatic display teams

Get eight in the air and do an Ospreybouros.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96A0wb1Ov9k

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Probably one of the odder aspects of the Cold War: Kim Jong-il stealing South Korean movie makers.

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE
I'm about to have an amazing afternoon

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


Are you allowed to take pictures?

Also, a opposition leader in Russia was just shot dead: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31669061

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
resurgent Russia was funny for a hot minute but Putin is getting pretty crazy

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Nebakenezzer posted:

Are you allowed to take pictures?

Also, a opposition leader in Russia was just shot dead: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31669061

He should be able to. We certainly did when I went out there.

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Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE
TTF was amazing. Greatest playground I've ever visited.

Then we saw an F-35 and I recounted the joke someone made on here about "how it even looks like it's held together with duct tape," within earshot of a testing engineer headed to his car, who then proceeded to lecture me about how effective it is. Best. Day. Ever.

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